Look Mom, I’ve Been Put in Time Out

Look Mom, I'm on Time Out

The 2010 NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Release Party was a huge success. I do not have the numbers on money raised and calenders sold. I do know that the Fontana’s was packed. All the ladies featured in the calendar were looking foxy and they were having fun signing calendars with silver sharpies. I had a wonderful time chatting with fans of the podcast, sponsors of the calender, new Twitter friends, and long time friends who came out to support.

One of the highlights of the night was seeing M and C win an Inflatable Fuck Lounger in the raffle. With only 3 raffle tickets purchased and determined to win the most ridiculous prize, they put all three tickets in for the fucking machine. The funniest thing about this win, is that this is their first sex toy. M has never even used a vibrator. And now she has a fuck lounger that comes with 3 dildos. “All I’ve ever needed is my hand and C’s cock. That is about to change,” she said. As we made our way into the night in search of more food and drink, M carried the large box with pride. “Yes, I won. That’s right, it’s a fucking machine.” As a group of us shuttled into a packed Chinese restaurant, the box busted open and parts fell everywhere. It was a moment of hysterical hysteria as we all gathered the pieces and reassembled the box. “Looks like it’s been a fun night,” someone said.

It certainly was.

A big thank you to Tess and Diva for putting together a beautiful calendar and for throwing an excellent party.

If you weren’t able to make it to the party, you can still purchase a calendar. Click here.

The photo shown on the Time Out website is an outtake from the shoot. See which photo made the cut. I’ll tease you with this. It’s an even more sizzling photo for the chilliness of January, so start your year off right.