“Not Bewitched XXX” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #H994, Blu-Ray $34.95, DVD $24.95)
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Growing up, Bewitched was one of my favorite shows to watch on the Nickelodeon. I loved Daren posturing over Samantha’s witchcraft. One can only imagine the stunts Samantha and her witchy family pull when the sweet 1960’s TV series gets a dirty twist.
“Not Bewitched XXX” is a lengthy porn with solid interludes between sex scenes. The plot centers on Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) turning 1-year-old Tabitha (Teagan) into her future 18-year-old self — hot bod, sex kitten, and all. When Clara can’t undo the spell, Tabitha lingers in her future person long enough to discover sex. Tabitha’s sexual self-discovery begins when she politely excuses herself from the group to have a nap. But who could rest after a spell like that? With the curiosity and intrigue of a child, Tabitha gropes and provokes her adult body. I definitely recommend this AVN award-winning scene if you are into age place.
Also, if you have a thing for chicks in white Go-Go dancer boots this is your flick. Tabitha keeps her white boots on throughout her masturbation sequence. And Sasha Grey makes a white boot appearance on Darren’s desktop with her male cohort (Aaron Wilcoxxx). Best lines muttered from Sasha’s smoldering lips, “Take your fucking shirt off. Right now. That’s it.” Sasha Grey: desktop, reverse cowgirl, donning only white go-go boots, small tits bouncing, and dirty talking except when she is deep throating. Can we say replay. Male case study and I have watched this scene over and over again. Meow.
Falling not too far behind in my favorites is the sex scene between Tabitha (Jenna Haze) and Darren (Mike Horner). The husband and wife duo don’t stay wholesome for long. Jenna Haze coos at her man like a good wife saying things like, “Just like that. Yes.”
Other highlights include Nina Hartley as Samantha’s mother who magically appears in scenes at her whim and spouts off her opinion, just like in the TV show. Also, Ron Jeremy plays a genie that oversees an orgy of eight women. The women are in a free for all that occasionally becomes choreographed in oral sex circles and the like. Ron Jeremy and another women hold court, looking over the debauchery and touching themselves with abandon.
“Not Bewitched XXX” napped AVN’s 2009 award for Best Sex Comedy which is fitting considering the attention to detail in plot, character, costumes, makeup, and theatrics, including the dubbed in canned laughter. Including bonus features, this DVD boasts to have 5 hours of footage. The movie itself is 2 hours and 22 minutes, which is plenty of time to have a laugh, a wank, and a fuck, select your favorite scenes and repeat. At least, that is what the male case study and I did.
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