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Growing up, Bewitched was one of my favorite shows to watch on the Nickelodeon. I loved Daren posturing over Samantha’s witchcraft. One can only imagine the stunts Samantha and her witchy family pull when the sweet 1960’s TV series gets a dirty twist.

“Not Bewitched XXX” is a lengthy porn with solid interludes between sex scenes. The plot centers on Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) turning 1-year-old Tabitha (Teagan) into her future 18-year-old self — hot bod, sex kitten, and all. When Clara can’t undo the spell, Tabitha lingers in her future person long enough to discover sex. Tabitha’s sexual self-discovery begins when she politely excuses herself from the group to have a nap. But who could rest after a spell like that? With the curiosity and intrigue of a child, Tabitha gropes and provokes her adult body. I definitely recommend this AVN award-winning scene if you are into age place.

Also, if you have a thing for chicks in white Go-Go dancer boots this is your flick. Tabitha keeps her white boots on throughout her masturbation sequence. And Sasha Grey makes a white boot appearance on Darren’s desktop with her male cohort (Aaron Wilcoxxx). Best lines muttered from Sasha’s smoldering lips, “Take your fucking shirt off. Right now. That’s it.” Sasha Grey: desktop, reverse cowgirl, donning only white go-go boots, small tits bouncing, and dirty talking except when she is deep throating. Can we say replay. Male case study and I have watched this scene over and over again. Meow.

Falling not too far behind in my favorites is the sex scene between Tabitha (Jenna Haze) and Darren (Mike Horner). The husband and wife duo don’t stay wholesome for long. Jenna Haze coos at her man like a good wife saying things like, “Just like that. Yes.”

Other highlights include Nina Hartley as Samantha’s mother who magically appears in scenes at her whim and spouts off her opinion, just like in the TV show. Also, Ron Jeremy plays a genie that oversees an orgy of eight women. The women are in a free for all that occasionally becomes choreographed in oral sex circles and the like. Ron Jeremy and another women hold court, looking over the debauchery and touching themselves with abandon.

“Not Bewitched XXX” napped AVN’s 2009 award for Best Sex Comedy which is fitting considering the attention to detail in plot, character, costumes, makeup, and theatrics, including the dubbed in canned laughter. Including bonus features, this DVD boasts to have 5 hours of footage. The movie itself is 2 hours and 22 minutes, which is plenty of time to have a laugh, a wank, and a fuck, select your favorite scenes and repeat. At least, that is what the male case study and I did.

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This week kicks off a new reading series I am doing with fellow smut writers, Sadie Smythe, Rosie Q, and Julie Gillis.

I feel very fortunate to have connected with these ladies so quickly after my move to Austin. We are pioneering the untapped Austin erotica market. I see this venture as a new experiment and opportunity to forge new beginnings and to create an environment that will spark discussion about sexuality. I hope all those attending will be entertained, aroused, and ready to come back the following month. Aside from the four of us reading, entertainment will be provided by the Dumb Bondage Clowns. See our website for more details.

If you are in the Austin area, please come by. Otherwise, just help to spread the BedPost Confessions word.

Details:
When — Thursday September 9th and continuing on every 2nd Thursday of the month.
Where — The United States Art Authority (ext to the Spider House), 2906 Fruth Street Austin, TX 78705
Time — 8-10pm
Cost — Free!

Our website here.
Facebook page here.

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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.

Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.

But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.

Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.

The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:

Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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2010 marks the second year that Tess and Diva have put together the New York City Sex Blogger Calender. All proceeds from the calender go to Sex Work Awareness (SWA). If you are aren’t sure what sex work awareness is all about, here is a portion of SWA mission statement:

We believe that all sex workers have a right to self-determination; to choose how we make a living and what we do with our bodies. We conduct research about sex workers and the sex industry in order to better understand it, develop public education initiatives, and advocate for the rights of sex workers.

Read more here.

When Tess and Diva asked me to be a model in the calender, I was honored and thrilled to be a part of such a great project. They paired me with a photographer, told me the theme, Visions of Sexual Freedom, and gave me a deadline. I completely appreciated the freedom of expression to interpret the theme as I desired and I was a bit overwhelmed. What would my interpretation of sexual freedom look like?

Through lots of self reflection and discussions with the photographer, I discovered my sexual freedom is rooted in openness. I have found myself to be open in my sexual fluidity as a lesbian and bisexual, in exploring variations of non-monogamy, and in pushing boundaries in kink. All of which can be well described in written form, but how would it be translated into 2D and remain a hot, sexy photograph that would make people want to buy the calender?

On our first shoot, the photographer and I ended up with some sexy photos, but we felt the photos didn’t fully capture a sense of openness in bisexuality or non-monogamy. So for the second shoot we had help from willing participants to be props in the photos (thanks, MS & AW), which ended with many of the photos feeling contrived. Also, with additional limbs in the frame, sometimes I got lost and my agency confused. Was I preying on or being preyed on? Depicting agency in the photograph was really important to me; I wanted to look in control of my sexuality. So we dutiful set out on a third shot. And, ladies and gentlemen, the phrase was true again. The third time was the charm. (Thanks, CS & MS.)

I don’t expect congratulations for having completed so many shoots (but many, many thanks to A for all his hard work). Rather, I share the details of the photo shoots because it was an interesting and challenging journey in self-expression. I am grateful to have been given an opportunity and a platform to interpret my sexual freedom amongst so many cool and inspiring sex bloggers. I am really happy with the final photograph and I can’t wait to see calender.

Come and celebrate the calender release with me on:

Friday November 6, 2009 — 6:30 – 9:30 PM
Fontana’s — 105 Eldridge Street, New York, NY
FREE ADMISSION

More details about the calender, the party swag, the raffle, and the sex bloggers, here.

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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.

During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.

The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.

Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.

As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.

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