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Roller Dollz — A DVD Review

Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Item #H572, $34.95)

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:


Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio — A DVD Review

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio (Adam & Eve Item #F898, $29.95)

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As a fan of Tristan Taormino’s work, including her Village Voice column, her most recent book on open relationships, and, of course, her book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, I am always interested in Tristan’s viewpoint and education. The DVD “Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” did not let me down.

The DVD begins with Tristan giving a workshop to 10 women, some of who look like they might prefer to be in between the legs of a woman rather than a man. But when Tristan brings out Christian and Roxy to demonstrate some techniques all audience members are actively engaged. Occasionally the camera pans to the faces of women who are licking their lips, shifting their bodies forward, and gripping at their knees, suggesting that that would like a turn at Christian’s cock.

Previous to the live demo, Tristan discussed the male anatomy (circumcised and uncircumcised) and it’s arousal points using excellent illustrations. The body parts are then diagrammed on a still frame of Christian’s naked body in position to receive head from Roxy. Having the key areas pinpointed makes it easy to be knowledgeable where the giver is focusing her attention. Like with all the couples preforming, Tristan begins by asking what Roxy and Christian enjoy about giving or receiving fellatio. While seated next to them on a long ottoman, Tristan talks through the phases of a good blow job that she organizes in these four stages: warm up, experiment, rhythm, and orgasm. It might seem clinical or odd to have someone giving instructions, but Tristan is casual in front of the camera and the couple is used to performing. After talking and demonstrating the four phases (except orgasm), Tristan opens up the floor for questions.

The DVD then becomes to a more traditional porn with scenes between three other men and women pairings. Kaiya and Alec focus on teasing, Lindsey and Marcos feature hand job techniques, and Adrianna and Alec show advanced skills such as deep throating and deep face thrusting. All givers communicate well with the receivers (“Is that the right pressure?” “Like that?”) and Tristan provides instructional voice-overs. Fun fellatio tips and reminders pop up on paused frames. This feature, which is reminiscent of the 90’s VHI’s Pop Up Video, was an added surprise and was helpful to note the benefits of certain positions or to note what the giver does when she needs a break. Also, the action can be viewed without the voice over and pop up instructions. I recommend watching Adrianna and Alec’s hot and sloppy deep throating without the tips and voice overs, her skills are something to aspire to.

The givers definitely run the show in this DVD — they take the cocks in as little or as much as they like. In standing shots, many of the men have their arms clasped behind them. It’s hot to see women giving head and look so turned on doing so. I got so turned on watching them that I interrupted my man working and got down on my knees.

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Episode 20 — BJ Backlash

Episode 20 — BJ Backlash

The clash between fantasy and reality.

 
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The Office: A XXX Parody — A DVD Review

“The Office: an XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #K494, $24.95)

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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.

During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.

The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.

Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.

As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.

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Beautiful Anal Divas 2 — A DVD review

“Beautiful Anal Divas 2″ DVD(Adam & Eve Item#H148, $14.95)

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They say, “Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder…and that’s you in this all-anal POV (point of view) movie! 6 scenes. 171 minutes.”

I say, “Hot women. And anal is not the only POV you will be having.”

The description boasts that there are 6 scenes, but really it is 6 women individually preforming varying sex acts and positions in approximately 30 minute intervals to the same man in the same room. Watching the DVD from start to finish may become boring as the women tend to have the same sequence preformed on them. Other than having anal sex, the women striptease for the camera, then some variation of the following: they give the man holding the camera a BJ, then he vaginal penetrates her, to be followed by anal penetration, another BJ, tittyfucking, anal penetration from front and back angles, another BJ, etc. etc. until he comes, usually on their face. Can’t tell if the women come or not. I think not, but they do seem to be having a good time.

I recommend watching one sequence per seating. Bree Olson, the star, is bubbly and seems to want nothing more than to take it in the ass and give a blow job after— that’s what you want in a porn star. Laurie Vargas rocks a curly bush and vinyl knee high boots in her booty shaking striptease. She is also into spitting on his cock, which I love.

If you get off on the man’s POV during sex, especially anal sex, then this is the DVD for you.

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Morning Arousal published w/ Paper Bag Press

Previously unpublished and not a part of the “I Want Your Sex” podcast series, this story details the intimate role playing between a heterosexual couple in D/s relationship.

Here’s an exert: “I like to feel his body and only see his arm wrapped around my body and my hand balled in his. I desire and adore his hands. Fierce, strong, and gentle, his hands feed, bathe, touch, tease, taunt, punish, poke, spank, tickle, surprise, arouse, and fuck me. Daddy’s hands are the provider of my pleasure and pain. He traces the side of my naked body with his hand…”

Read it again and again when you purchase the e-book for only $1.99.

I will be recording the audio for the audiobook. Due later this summer.

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Episode 11 — Wanting More

Saving Charlie Brown and chartreuse pajamas.

 
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Episode 8 — Blow in the Bathroom

Mark Wahlberg, a dog in a clown costume, and the beginning of a good thing.

 
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Episode 4 — Adult Alternative

One hit wonders, ejaculation shame, cupid slave boys, Mr. Belvedere and stereotypes of male fantasies.

 
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