From the Fast Girls anthology a reading of Five-Minute Porn Star by Jacqueline Applebee.
Episode 26 – Five-Minute Porn Star
Published: August 7, 2010Posted in: Podcast
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Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge – A DVD Review
Published: July 29, 2010Posted in: Review
“Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #5026, $29.95)
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This installment of the Debbie series revolves around a rag tag group at spring break camp. Debbie (Sunrise Adams) is the cheerleading captain from the poor side of town and her spoiled rich teammates like to give her a hard time, be her best friend, and order her around. It’s all very confusing, just like in high school.
The interludes are long with some campy acting and pretty unfortunate fashion styling. The ladies cheer in rather conservative uniforms and the hot little bod of Sunrise Adams gets covered up in sweat suits five times her size. The baggy duds don’t stay on for long, of course, but still the sexy wearing-my-boyfriend’s-clothes is taken to an unsexy extreme in this skin flick.
Some highlights from the interludes are “The Man Show” inspired with naked jumping jacks, jogging without bras, and many rounds of spin the bottle.
The smut scenes are masturbation heavy, which is fitting for the camp backdrop. The sex is rather tame, but honest. Sunrise Adams eats a pussy like she actually enjoys the trip downtown. And female domination can be read into the not one, but two, scenes of a woman sitting on a man’s face.
Female empowerment can also be found in the opening scene when a woman gives a show for her jock boyfriend in the woods. Clothes stay on for the most part, but she rubs one out and scores the first come of the camp. Of course, her shudders are followed with engulfing his large cock in her mouth. But honestly, she looks happy as a clam to do so. In fact, she demanded him to put his cock in her mouth and she followed up phenomenal deep throating and cock spitting.
Debbie gets her voyeurism on when her co-workers break into spontaneous sex at the dining hall. She’s not left on the tabletop touching herself doggie style for long — a full-blown threesome erupts with ice cubes to boot. In the end, Debbie and her nemesis end up on the field naked mud wrestling and making out because where would a cheerleading camp movie be without that hot mess?
The bonus features are only photo galleries, but this 2-hour movie will keep you entertained plenty.
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Tongue Vibe – A Sex Toy Review
Published: March 19, 2010Posted in: Review
Tongue Vibe Item (Adam & Eve# F150, $39.95)
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I like little things, like little vibrators and I love giving head. Therefore I thought the Tongue Vibe would be a perfect combination of two of my favorite things: a small vibe that can be slipped onto your tongue to enhance oral sex.
The Tongue Vibe boasts that it is a dual speed, quiet, powerful, glow-in-the-dark, non-metallic, non-latex, non-allergenic, and phthalate free vibrator. All of these characteristics are true. However, the bit about wearing this vibrator on your tongue while giving oral was near impossible.
I rolled my tongue to place it through the loop and as soon as I flattened my tongue, the vibe fell off. I tried several times. Trying to keep the vibe centered on my tongue was like trying to balance a spoon on your nose. Whenever I got the vibe steady and centered, I moved towards his cock, and then the toy fell off. The whole thing felt a little silly.
The instructions read that the vibe can be attached to more than just the tongue. So I attached both vibes to his cock and he fucked me for a bit. But because the vibe lay along his shaft and not perpendicular to it, I couldn’t get great clit stimulation from the vibrations; it just felt distracting.
Determined to find a good use for this toy, we experimented some more. Plus I wanted to get back to giving him head. I placed the vibes on my pointer and middle finger and massaged my cheek while slowly sucking the shaft of my male case study. Yes. This is the right use for this toy. I liked the cheek massage and he enjoyed the soft waves that pulsated through my mouth to him. It wasn’t long before he came.
I recommend this toy be used as a finger vibe rather than a tongue vibe. Also, it is easy to remove the plastic holder (as shown in the photo) and use the vibe in a variety of ways. The Tongue Vibrator is a powerful little vibe, just not best used on the tongue.
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Roller Dollz – A DVD Review
Published: January 30, 2010Posted in: Review
Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Item #H572, $34.95)
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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.
Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:
Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.
The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.
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Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio – A DVD Review
Published: December 12, 2009Posted in: Review
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio (Adam & Eve Item #F898, $29.95)
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As a fan of Tristan Taormino’s work, including her Village Voice column, her most recent book on open relationships, and, of course, her book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, I am always interested in Tristan’s viewpoint and education. The DVD “Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” did not let me down.
The DVD begins with Tristan giving a workshop to 10 women, some of who look like they might prefer to be in between the legs of a woman rather than a man. But when Tristan brings out Christian and Roxy to demonstrate some techniques all audience members are actively engaged. Occasionally the camera pans to the faces of women who are licking their lips, shifting their bodies forward, and gripping at their knees, suggesting that that would like a turn at Christian’s cock.
Previous to the live demo, Tristan discussed the male anatomy (circumcised and uncircumcised) and it’s arousal points using excellent illustrations. The body parts are then diagrammed on a still frame of Christian’s naked body in position to receive head from Roxy. Having the key areas pinpointed makes it easy to be knowledgeable where the giver is focusing her attention. Like with all the couples preforming, Tristan begins by asking what Roxy and Christian enjoy about giving or receiving fellatio. While seated next to them on a long ottoman, Tristan talks through the phases of a good blow job that she organizes in these four stages: warm up, experiment, rhythm, and orgasm. It might seem clinical or odd to have someone giving instructions, but Tristan is casual in front of the camera and the couple is used to performing. After talking and demonstrating the four phases (except orgasm), Tristan opens up the floor for questions.
The DVD then becomes to a more traditional porn with scenes between three other men and women pairings. Kaiya and Alec focus on teasing, Lindsey and Marcos feature hand job techniques, and Adrianna and Alec show advanced skills such as deep throating and deep face thrusting. All givers communicate well with the receivers (“Is that the right pressure?” “Like that?”) and Tristan provides instructional voice-overs. Fun fellatio tips and reminders pop up on paused frames. This feature, which is reminiscent of the 90’s VHI’s Pop Up Video, was an added surprise and was helpful to note the benefits of certain positions or to note what the giver does when she needs a break. Also, the action can be viewed without the voice over and pop up instructions. I recommend watching Adrianna and Alec’s hot and sloppy deep throating without the tips and voice overs, her skills are something to aspire to.
The givers definitely run the show in this DVD — they take the cocks in as little or as much as they like. In standing shots, many of the men have their arms clasped behind them. It’s hot to see women giving head and look so turned on doing so. I got so turned on watching them that I interrupted my man working and got down on my knees.
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Episode 20 – BJ Backlash
Published: November 22, 2009Posted in: Podcast
The clash between fantasy and reality.
The Office: A XXX Parody – A DVD Review
Published: October 16, 2009Posted in: Review
“The Office: an XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #K494, $24.95)
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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.
During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.
The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.
Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.
As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.
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Beautiful Anal Divas 2 – A DVD review
Published: July 10, 2009Posted in: Review
“Beautiful Anal Divas 2″ DVD(Adam & Eve Item#H148, $14.95)
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They say, “Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder…and that’s you in this all-anal POV (point of view) movie! 6 scenes. 171 minutes.”
I say, “Hot women. And anal is not the only POV you will be having.”
The description boasts that there are 6 scenes, but really it is 6 women individually preforming varying sex acts and positions in approximately 30 minute intervals to the same man in the same room. Watching the DVD from start to finish may become boring as the women tend to have the same sequence preformed on them. Other than having anal sex, the women striptease for the camera, then some variation of the following: they give the man holding the camera a BJ, then he vaginal penetrates her, to be followed by anal penetration, another BJ, tittyfucking, anal penetration from front and back angles, another BJ, etc. etc. until he comes, usually on their face. Can’t tell if the women come or not. I think not, but they do seem to be having a good time.
I recommend watching one sequence per seating. Bree Olson, the star, is bubbly and seems to want nothing more than to take it in the ass and give a blow job after— that’s what you want in a porn star. Laurie Vargas rocks a curly bush and vinyl knee high boots in her booty shaking striptease. She is also into spitting on his cock, which I love.
If you get off on the man’s POV during sex, especially anal sex, then this is the DVD for you.
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Morning Arousal published w/ Paper Bag Press
Published: June 25, 2009Posted in: News
Previously unpublished and not a part of the “I Want Your Sex” podcast series, this story details the intimate role playing between a heterosexual couple in D/s relationship.
Here’s an exert: “I like to feel his body and only see his arm wrapped around my body and my hand balled in his. I desire and adore his hands. Fierce, strong, and gentle, his hands feed, bathe, touch, tease, taunt, punish, poke, spank, tickle, surprise, arouse, and fuck me. Daddy’s hands are the provider of my pleasure and pain. He traces the side of my naked body with his hand…”
Read it again and again when you purchase the e-book for only $1.99.
I will be recording the audio for the audiobook. Due later this summer.
Episode 11 – Wanting More
Published: January 22, 2009Posted in: Podcast
Saving Charlie Brown and chartreuse pajamas.
