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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.

Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.

But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.

Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.

The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.

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They say, “Pleasure Tape can be used to bind, gag, blindfold, or dress the object of your affection.”
I say, “Find your sexy bind with Pleasure Tape.”

Upon opening I immediately started playing dress up by fashioning the tape around various part of my body. It was easy to try out different starting positions of the wrap, as the tape is non-sticky and reusable. I liked feeling like I could play around with the tape without being wasteful. It was easy to undo the tape from itself and wrap back up. I’m not sure how much that matters, but I couldn’t wrap the tape back around the roll in the perfection that it came in.

When my partner came in the bedroom to find black tape wrapped around my breasts and between my legs he said, “I like what you got going on with the breasts, but I am not sure about the crotch area. Let’s see what else we can do with that.”

He undid my messy bondage with ease. Then he tore of a large piece to blindfold me. The adhesive of the tape is not strong enough to hold a blindfold around my head, so he tied the tape in a knot at the back of my head. Although the tape is not sticky enough to it tear at my hair, the tape and my hair ended in a tangle in the knotting process. The bind was tight, but later as I got shifted around, the tape loosened, and the blindfold fell around my neck. The same was true for the gag.

However, the bind around my wrists stayed throughout our romp. I felt sexy wrapped in the tape. It somehow felt more artistic than being bound in cuffs, which can feel heavy, and too dungeon like if you aren’t in the right mood. Using the tape felt playful, fun and easy. The tape does not have an overly plastic smell and my partner found it easy to rip with his hands. (I had to use scissors.)

So although this product cannot hold a bind in as many ways as it advertises, I still recommend buying a roll of Pleasure Tape. Even though the tape doesn’t work so well as a blindfold or gag, it works great to bind arms and legs to each other. If your partner has a thing for duck tape, then s/he will enjoy using this product. You both will have fun dressing up and binding. Also, I think Pleasure Tape will be especially handy on trips when room in the suitcase for bondage equipment is limited.

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