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They say, “Enjoy positions you never thought were possible.”
I say, “Enjoy positions your door wishes were not possible.”

The two harnesses of the Fantasy Door Swing hang over a door by two acrylic tubes. Unfortunately, these tubes only have placeholders in the harness and are not sewn in. When determining what door to use, the tubes kept falling out of the material. So rather delicately one has to drape the tubes over the door and see if the door closes shut. Patience is a virtue, right?

It should be noted that the hangers center of gravity will be coming from the top of the door therefore I would recommend only using the swing on solid doors. If the door isn’t sturdy enough, the wood will bow away from the frame. If you only have hollow core doors and don’t mind replacing them, then go for it. Otherwise, I would limit your time on the swing.

Once my male case study and I determined the best door, it was time to adjust the straps and try various positions. At first I was nervous about the swing holding all of my weight. After several rounds of, “Are you sure?” I finally pulled my weight into the arm harnesses and brought my feet into the bottom loops. With my backside towards him I felt like Spiderman climbing the wall. But naked and having my bits fondled. A couple rounds of spankings later, we moved to the next position. Adjusting the straps was easy, but getting in and out of the harness took some assistance.

The best position was rigging my inner thighs into the lower harnesses so it was like I was sitting on an imaginary chair in the middle of the door. I was pulled far enough off the ground that even if I stretched my leg, I couldn’t touch the floor.

“Here I am helplessly hanging from the door. So fucked.”

And, yes, that is exactly what happened. The door does bow out a bit, but fortunately I recently moved into a house with many, many doors. I might just want to try them all.

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They say, “Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder…and that’s you in this all-anal POV (point of view) movie! 6 scenes. 171 minutes.”

I say, “Hot women. And anal is not the only POV you will be having.”

The description boasts that there are 6 scenes, but really it is 6 women individually preforming varying sex acts and positions in approximately 30 minute intervals to the same man in the same room. Watching the DVD from start to finish may become boring as the women tend to have the same sequence preformed on them. Other than having anal sex, the women striptease for the camera, then some variation of the following: they give the man holding the camera a BJ, then he vaginal penetrates her, to be followed by anal penetration, another BJ, tittyfucking, anal penetration from front and back angles, another BJ, etc. etc. until he comes, usually on their face. Can’t tell if the women come or not. I think not, but they do seem to be having a good time.

I recommend watching one sequence per seating. Bree Olson, the star, is bubbly and seems to want nothing more than to take it in the ass and give a blow job after— that’s what you want in a porn star. Laurie Vargas rocks a curly bush and vinyl knee high boots in her booty shaking striptease. She is also into spitting on his cock, which I love.

If you get off on the man’s POV during sex, especially anal sex, then this is the DVD for you.

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Thanks for a good time, Gray. Hope we can do it again. Next time with rope.

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