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Roller Dollz — A DVD Review

Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Item #H572, $34.95)

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:


Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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Pleasure Tape - A Review

Pleasure Tape (Adam & Eve Item # A041, $9.95)

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They say, “Pleasure Tape can be used to bind, gag, blindfold, or dress the object of your affection.”
I say, “Find your sexy bind with Pleasure Tape.”

Upon opening I immediately started playing dress up by fashioning the tape around various part of my body. It was easy to try out different starting positions of the wrap, as the tape is non-sticky and reusable. I liked feeling like I could play around with the tape without being wasteful. It was easy to undo the tape from itself and wrap back up. I’m not sure how much that matters, but I couldn’t wrap the tape back around the roll in the perfection that it came in.

When my partner came in the bedroom to find black tape wrapped around my breasts and between my legs he said, “I like what you got going on with the breasts, but I am not sure about the crotch area. Let’s see what else we can do with that.”

He undid my messy bondage with ease. Then he tore of a large piece to blindfold me. The adhesive of the tape is not strong enough to hold a blindfold around my head, so he tied the tape in a knot at the back of my head. Although the tape is not sticky enough to it tear at my hair, the tape and my hair ended in a tangle in the knotting process. The bind was tight, but later as I got shifted around, the tape loosened, and the blindfold fell around my neck. The same was true for the gag.

However, the bind around my wrists stayed throughout our romp. I felt sexy wrapped in the tape. It somehow felt more artistic than being bound in cuffs, which can feel heavy, and too dungeon like if you aren’t in the right mood. Using the tape felt playful, fun and easy. The tape does not have an overly plastic smell and my partner found it easy to rip with his hands. (I had to use scissors.)

So although this product cannot hold a bind in as many ways as it advertises, I still recommend buying a roll of Pleasure Tape. Even though the tape doesn’t work so well as a blindfold or gag, it works great to bind arms and legs to each other. If your partner has a thing for duck tape, then s/he will enjoy using this product. You both will have fun dressing up and binding. Also, I think Pleasure Tape will be especially handy on trips when room in the suitcase for bondage equipment is limited.

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Episode 19 — Lip Service

Episode 19 — Lip Service

Pirates, a masseuse, and femdom.

 
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Paper Bag Press

Paper Bag Press, a website, offering high quality erotica in ebook and audiobook forms, was launched in February 2009. Amy Barnes, the woman behind the website, is a fantastic editor and publisher. I am happy to have work published with this start up that has potential to be a leading voice in the erotica e-publishing industry.

My favorite thing about Paper Bag Press is the book cover art, or lack there of. The minimal cover leaves more to the imagination.

You can purchase a copy of my story “Nurse’s Needle” for only $2.49. And although this story has been produced as an “I Want Your Sex” podcast, the print version is different. Roughly 500 words have been added to extend the sex scene between the nurse and her naughty patient.

Here is a clip, “Nurse instructs me to sit back up so that she can check my heart rate. She draws a stethoscope from around her neck, places its buds in her ears and holds the circular end in her hand. With her other hand she separates my legs and steps toward the opening of my body. Nurse’s hand remains on my outer thigh and our smooth legs touch. Her upper body arches toward me in order to place the stethoscope at my heart. With this movement, more of Nurse’s cleavage becomes exposed;…”

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Ravenous Romance

Raveneous Romance is a great site that offers erotica ebooks and audiobooks. I have two pieces published in the Lust Chronicles series.
Check out the RR site and for a limited time you can download a short story for free. Please support me, other erotica writers, and RR by ordering one of these books.

The Love Notes Anthology is about sex and music.
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The Lust Chronicles Anthology is about all things lustful.
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Episode 9 — Nurse’s Needle

The flu shot and the wet spot.

 
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Episode 7 — Fairy Tale

Little Red finds her Big Bad Wolf and another single female.

 
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