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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Fairy Pocket Mini by Sarahbear
• Fun Factory BiMini Flash by buzzvibe
• Jopen Vr9 by Bzzingbee
• Tantus Little Secret by Toys in Love
• Evolved Seduction by Mia Martina
• California Exotic Novelties Tsunami by Toys in Love
• Jopen Vanity Vr10 by True Pleasures
• Sqweel by Joan Price
• LingO Vibrating Tongue Ring by Lithaewyn
• Jopen Vanity Vr3 by Kate
• LELO Mia 2.0 by Pretty Power Tools

Dildos

• Hankeren Bone by Toys in Love
• First Mate by Mistress Kay
• Octopussy by Pretty Power Tools
• Butterfly Dichroic Wrapped G-Spot by Mistress Kay

Anal Toys

• Pop Plugs by Red Vinyl Kitty
• California Exotic Novelties L’Amour by Pixel Kitten
• njoy Pure Plug by Andy
• Your Highness by Bzzingbee

Toys for Cocks

• Man Eaters From Outer Space by Red Vinyl Kitty

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Blossom Organics Natural by True Pleasures
• Mimosa Elysian Candle by Mistress Kay
• Aloe Cadabra by Kit O’Connell
• Trust Massage Oil by Lucid Obsession
• RubMe Massage Bar by Pretty Power Tools

BDSM/Fetish

• Kinklab Jawbreaker Gag by Scarlet Lotus
• Spartacus Butterfly Clamps by Kit O’Connell
• Rubber Paddle by LucyLemonade
• Neck and Wrist Restraints by Red Vinyl Kitty

Adult Books/Games

• SexSmarts by Mistress Kay
• Two Knotty Boys: Back on the Ropes by LucyLemonade
• Sapio Slut: The Collected Adventures by Amie Wee

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Heads Up by Lithaewyn
• Expert Guide to Female Orgasms by Lucid Obsession
• Skater Girl Fever by Twisted Finger

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Decor Wedge by Lucid Obsession

Lingerie

• Zebra Pink Lace and Mesh Teddy by True Pleasures

Miscellaneous

• Sex in the Shower Shaving Mirror by Mistress Kay
• Sportsheets Thigh Harness by Dr. Ruthie
• Sqweelers & Sqweevee by Pretty Power Tools
• Spareparts Theo Harness by Marilyn Beckett
• Playing with Fire Kit by Sammi
• Triactol by Pretty Power Tools

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As a fan of glass dildos (read my reviews of the Crystal Crescent and the E Glass Screamer), I was curious to check out the Taffy Tickler Silicone Twist for it’s crossbreed action. The pink and purple frosting-like decoration of silicone nubs adds another tactical layer to the warmth or coolness of glass. Both ends of the 8.5” x 1.5” dildo are useable and the toy is phthalate free.

Massaging the nubbed end against my labia felt like a relaxing yoni massage. Not that I have had a yoni massage, but the sensation is what I imagine a massage for the lady parts would feel like. However, insertion of the nubbed end proved to be less enjoyable. All the little silicone-frosting droplets were like rubber stoppers upon entry; they would not move easily, even with a dollop of lube. Instead of forcing something that wasn’t working, I focused on what was — a clit massage.

The Taffy Tickler looks to me like a strange medical implement, which inspired a doctor patient role-playing scene while I masturbated. A la 1850’s, I was being treated for hysteria. Spread naked on a table for examination, the doctor chose the Taffy Tickler from his medical cabinet and described my condition. Gently, while describing what he was doing and what I would feel, he rubbed the toy against my labia. He looked on with kind eyes as I felt a stirring in my lower body that I had never felt. He told me it was normal to move around and release any noises that came to me. I did. And then he moved quicker; the doctor pumped the dildo against my clit with speed and precision until I called out in joy. Thank, you doctor, thank you.

I highly recommend purchasing the Taffy Tickler to tickle your own masturbation role playing fantasies and more.

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Growing up, Bewitched was one of my favorite shows to watch on the Nickelodeon. I loved Daren posturing over Samantha’s witchcraft. One can only imagine the stunts Samantha and her witchy family pull when the sweet 1960’s TV series gets a dirty twist.

“Not Bewitched XXX” is a lengthy porn with solid interludes between sex scenes. The plot centers on Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) turning 1-year-old Tabitha (Teagan) into her future 18-year-old self — hot bod, sex kitten, and all. When Clara can’t undo the spell, Tabitha lingers in her future person long enough to discover sex. Tabitha’s sexual self-discovery begins when she politely excuses herself from the group to have a nap. But who could rest after a spell like that? With the curiosity and intrigue of a child, Tabitha gropes and provokes her adult body. I definitely recommend this AVN award-winning scene if you are into age place.

Also, if you have a thing for chicks in white Go-Go dancer boots this is your flick. Tabitha keeps her white boots on throughout her masturbation sequence. And Sasha Grey makes a white boot appearance on Darren’s desktop with her male cohort (Aaron Wilcoxxx). Best lines muttered from Sasha’s smoldering lips, “Take your fucking shirt off. Right now. That’s it.” Sasha Grey: desktop, reverse cowgirl, donning only white go-go boots, small tits bouncing, and dirty talking except when she is deep throating. Can we say replay. Male case study and I have watched this scene over and over again. Meow.

Falling not too far behind in my favorites is the sex scene between Tabitha (Jenna Haze) and Darren (Mike Horner). The husband and wife duo don’t stay wholesome for long. Jenna Haze coos at her man like a good wife saying things like, “Just like that. Yes.”

Other highlights include Nina Hartley as Samantha’s mother who magically appears in scenes at her whim and spouts off her opinion, just like in the TV show. Also, Ron Jeremy plays a genie that oversees an orgy of eight women. The women are in a free for all that occasionally becomes choreographed in oral sex circles and the like. Ron Jeremy and another women hold court, looking over the debauchery and touching themselves with abandon.

“Not Bewitched XXX” napped AVN’s 2009 award for Best Sex Comedy which is fitting considering the attention to detail in plot, character, costumes, makeup, and theatrics, including the dubbed in canned laughter. Including bonus features, this DVD boasts to have 5 hours of footage. The movie itself is 2 hours and 22 minutes, which is plenty of time to have a laugh, a wank, and a fuck, select your favorite scenes and repeat. At least, that is what the male case study and I did.

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The male case study and I are on a Sasha Grey kick. That coupled with a new Blu-ray player made for a fun night of home entertainment.

“Sun Goddess: Malibu” is the prom photo shoot of porn not in the cheesy backdrop sense, but in the “I’m going to bring my A game” sense. The production is shot entirely outside, with extensive and quality lighting, and varied pan shots with a camera boom. The high definition quality of Blu-ray means no stone was left untouched; not a boob job scar or ingrown pubic hair bump spotted.

The flick opens with Teagan Presley clad in a string bikini against a bright blue and smoke puff-clouded sky. The camera pans from overhead to skim her tanned and taunt body, making the viewer feel like you could just reach out and touch her. Her striptease, which includes covering herself with water, becomes slightly awkward when the dubbed in music stops.

Each of the 4 stars, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Gianna Lynn, and Bree Olsen, have a 12 minute solo spot centered around a strip tease, a show and touch of genitalia, and dildo play. Subbing in for the facial shot, each scene ends with coy dildo licking. Teagan Presley’s licking includes, in my opinion, the unfortunate, “ass to mouth,” a skill she touts in the behind the scenes footage.

The AVN Awarding winning porn not only won for Best Solo Sex, but also Best All Girl Group Sex Scene. And what a scene it was. For 43 minutes, the ladies romp poolside for an evening filled with ass slapping, French kissing, carpet munching, dildo fucking, dirty mouth talking, strap on wearing, titty bouncing, clit rubbing, partner swapping fun filled times.

Sasha Grey is the only one without breast implants or a spray tan and that makes me like her even more. Her solo sex scene standing against a tree does not disappoint. Sasha has mastered the “come hither” look and she quietly mutters, “fuck” as she pleasures herself. It’s her naturalism in the act that gets the male case study and I every time.

Check out “Sun Goddess: Malibu” for the storyline free, artfully crafted pan shots of hot bodies, women pleasing themselves and each other action. If you like your porn sexy lesbian then order this one up.

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This installment of the Debbie series revolves around a rag tag group at spring break camp. Debbie (Sunrise Adams) is the cheerleading captain from the poor side of town and her spoiled rich teammates like to give her a hard time, be her best friend, and order her around. It’s all very confusing, just like in high school.

The interludes are long with some campy acting and pretty unfortunate fashion styling. The ladies cheer in rather conservative uniforms and the hot little bod of Sunrise Adams gets covered up in sweat suits five times her size. The baggy duds don’t stay on for long, of course, but still the sexy wearing-my-boyfriend’s-clothes is taken to an unsexy extreme in this skin flick.

Some highlights from the interludes are “The Man Show” inspired with naked jumping jacks, jogging without bras, and many rounds of spin the bottle.

The smut scenes are masturbation heavy, which is fitting for the camp backdrop. The sex is rather tame, but honest. Sunrise Adams eats a pussy like she actually enjoys the trip downtown. And female domination can be read into the not one, but two, scenes of a woman sitting on a man’s face.

Female empowerment can also be found in the opening scene when a woman gives a show for her jock boyfriend in the woods. Clothes stay on for the most part, but she rubs one out and scores the first come of the camp. Of course, her shudders are followed with engulfing his large cock in her mouth. But honestly, she looks happy as a clam to do so. In fact, she demanded him to put his cock in her mouth and she followed up phenomenal deep throating and cock spitting.

Debbie gets her voyeurism on when her co-workers break into spontaneous sex at the dining hall. She’s not left on the tabletop touching herself doggie style for long — a full-blown threesome erupts with ice cubes to boot. In the end, Debbie and her nemesis end up on the field naked mud wrestling and making out because where would a cheerleading camp movie be without that hot mess?

The bonus features are only photo galleries, but this 2-hour movie will keep you entertained plenty.

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:

Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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They say, “7 levels of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.”
I say, “Part anal beads, dildo, and vibrator the Flexi-Power rod can be used in a variety of different ways.”

What first drew me to the Flexi Rod was the design, which reminds me of a riding crop — slender, flexible, and meant to be held in a specific manner. Unlike a riding crop, the flexibility of the Flexi Rod is for penetration and it would not make a good whip. Adam & Eve markets this toy as an anal vibrator, but the toy can be used for vaginal penetration as well. Having never experienced an anal vibrator I was curious to try.

Upon opening the Flexi Rod, I tested out the 7 vibrating functions to find which one I liked best. By pressing the two buttons at the same time, the quick stop is enacted. Then when you press the button again, it starts back at the first vibrating option. After a few rounds the varying speeds and sensations started to blend together. I thought I would like the “pulse, pulse vibration” function, but settled on vibration #1 which vibrates at a fast and steady pace.

Later, when my partner and I were having sex, he reached for the Flexi Rod to use instead of a butt plug. Always one to be intrigued by new things with buttons; he went through all the settings before deciding I would like the first vibration the best. (I love it when he is on the money.) All lubed up and on my hands and knees he inserted the vibrating toy only a few inches inside. I love anal play and vibrators so I expected to be overwhelmed with arousal upon insertion. I wasn’t. The vibration was so strong that I felt like my insides were being stirred up and messed with. I didn’t think I could warm up to the feeling so I asked him to stop. I was grateful for the quick stop button.

We went on to use the Flexi Rod as a beaded probe and found its bend-ability a nice feature. A word of caution when using the toy as a probe only, take out the batteries so that you don’t have to worry about turning on the vibration. I was surprised by a jolt a few times and shifting to turn the mechanism back off disrupted the rhythm a bit.

I have a sense that I will eventually get into vibrating anal penetration, until then the Flexi Rod will be used vaginally or as a probe without vibration. It is also worth noting that the silicone used to make the toy is phthalates free. This is good news for everyone involved. So get the Silicone Flexi-Power Rod for it’s design, versatility, and health consciousness.

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They say, “Enter a whole new realm of sensuality as you experiment with various hot and cold sensations.”
I say, “When you are ready to step up your game. Get the Screamer.”

There are many great features to this 9″ x 1.75″ wide dildo. And fear and screaming might be one of them. I admit, I was fearful of this toy. It feels heavy (Yes, it weight 14.75 ounces) and looks so big. So I let it hang out with my other toys for a bit and warmed up with my previous glass dildo, The Crystal Crescent. Then one night I was ready for The Screamer.

I wanted to explore with something a bit bigger and with more possibilities. As if the basic benefits of a glass toy weren’t enough, the Screamer offers more. The E-Glass is hand blown and is patented to withstand extreme temperatures without cracking or breaking. So put it in the microwave or freezer for a few seconds and wait for the reaction. The glass is also scientific grade SG-1 Borosilicate which means if you drop it a few times, it most likely will not shatter. How hot it that? Feel like you are back in Chemistry class. I do and I want more. I love experimentation.

Because putting this hunk of curved pink beads into my orphus seemed like enough of a first experiment, I went for the room temperature option first. My partner had me positioned on all fours and gave me excellent forth play with his tongue, fingers, and smaller dildos. Then with a bit of lube the Screamer went it and it was divine. The curves, beads, and bulbs allow for many position options. I loved when he inserted all three beads and fucked my G-spot. Then slowly he pulled out and ran the bulb shape tip across my clit and lips. And I did, in fact, scream when this toy and my partner drove me over the edge.

So if you’ve purchased and enjoyed my last 3 reviews involving G spot and female ejaculation play, you may be ready for The Screamer. It’s worth while to build up to this toy.

And I have so much left to explore with this one. Hot, cold, anal. The E-Glass Screamer is going to be on hand for a while, stored in it’s nice pink velvet bag.

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They say, “This crystal clear glass confection is ideal for all toy users, and is a perfect choice for experimenting with glass sex toys and wands.”
I say, “The Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo looks really fucking cool on your nightstand or in your hand — fucking you, fucking him, fucking her.”

With all the discussion about health risks about using porous jelly sex toys, I have been anxious to try out a glass toy. Glass toys are easy to clean (they can be boiled to kill germs), are hypo-allergenic, and are compatible with both water based and silicone lubricants. And this dildo comes with a handy drawstring pouch. Love that! Adam & Eve eased the stress of separating and storing toys with this one. All these features are excellent, but I wondered how it would feel.

I have purchased a hard plastic vibrating dildos that ended up left my pubic bone aching. So I was wary of the 7″ long x 1″ wide and 7+ ounces of heft. To my delight I was able to insert the Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo with ease and could fuck myself without the hard material jutting against my public bone in an annoying or hurtful manner. The ease of fucking is due to the seductive curve shape of the dildo. I thought I would just insert the slender bulb and use the larger one to hold on to, but as I got more and more hot and heavy, I switched sides and used the more bulbous end to stroke my G-spot. I am happy to report that both ends offer a great grip and fuck.

The angled shaft is meant for G-spot stimulation, so if you have gotten into exploring squirting from my review of “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation” this toy is a good starter. Next I will be reviewing an even bigger glass dildo that promises more internal sensation. We shall see……

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