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They say, “Enjoy positions you never thought were possible.”
I say, “Enjoy positions your door wishes were not possible.”

The two harnesses of the Fantasy Door Swing hang over a door by two acrylic tubes. Unfortunately, these tubes only have placeholders in the harness and are not sewn in. When determining what door to use, the tubes kept falling out of the material. So rather delicately one has to drape the tubes over the door and see if the door closes shut. Patience is a virtue, right?

It should be noted that the hangers center of gravity will be coming from the top of the door therefore I would recommend only using the swing on solid doors. If the door isn’t sturdy enough, the wood will bow away from the frame. If you only have hollow core doors and don’t mind replacing them, then go for it. Otherwise, I would limit your time on the swing.

Once my male case study and I determined the best door, it was time to adjust the straps and try various positions. At first I was nervous about the swing holding all of my weight. After several rounds of, “Are you sure?” I finally pulled my weight into the arm harnesses and brought my feet into the bottom loops. With my backside towards him I felt like Spiderman climbing the wall. But naked and having my bits fondled. A couple rounds of spankings later, we moved to the next position. Adjusting the straps was easy, but getting in and out of the harness took some assistance.

The best position was rigging my inner thighs into the lower harnesses so it was like I was sitting on an imaginary chair in the middle of the door. I was pulled far enough off the ground that even if I stretched my leg, I couldn’t touch the floor.

“Here I am helplessly hanging from the door. So fucked.”

And, yes, that is exactly what happened. The door does bow out a bit, but fortunately I recently moved into a house with many, many doors. I might just want to try them all.

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Freedom of Fetish Episode 14.0

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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.

Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.

But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.

Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.

The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.

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They say, “Turn any bed into a bondage playground.”
I say, “Excellent purchase, especially if you are new to bondage and your bed has no frame or other point of attachment. Or if you travel and have bondage equal on your list to sightseeing – this can turn any motel into a dungeon.”

I am not a huge fan of Velcro cuffs, mostly because of the noise they make when you take them off. It can be a major buzz kill. However, every toy has a time and a place. And when the time and the place are right, the Under the Bed Restraint System can be an easy way for the domme to control the sub.

It took a bit of mattress moving to get the straps set, but this task can be pawned off to the submissive, which was I. Finagling the straps under the bed was mildly annoying, but I was able to replace annoyance with excitement of what was to come. Because we agreed the Velcro adjustment noise is not so sexy, my domme attached the cuffs around my wrists and ankles before we started the scene.

I set up the straps to hang off the head and the foot of the mattress like my domme told me and I adjusted the straps to what looked like a good length. Surprisingly he did not hook me into the set up immediately upon his entrance in the room. But he is good at keeping me guessing like that. After verbally humiliating me, my domme pushed me on the bed, belly down. He locked my wrists in, pulled me up by my center so that I was on all fours, moved me so that my ankles hung off the mattress, locked my ankles in, and I was his. By the end of our scene, I was no longer thinking about the tacky Velcro noise.

The Under the Bed Restraint system is a great way to begin practicing bondage. With 60-inch straps, a restraint point can be placed nearly anywhere on or hanging off of a mattress. The novelty item also travels well and stores easily so a dungeon can get turned back into a guest room. Or the straps can be tucked in between the mattress and box spring and pulled out when desired. The Under the Bed Restraint System makes for great options – zip in, zest up, and turn on.

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Here’s an exert: “I like to feel his body and only see his arm wrapped around my body and my hand balled in his. I desire and adore his hands. Fierce, strong, and gentle, his hands feed, bathe, touch, tease, taunt, punish, poke, spank, tickle, surprise, arouse, and fuck me. Daddy’s hands are the provider of my pleasure and pain. He traces the side of my naked body with his hand…”

Read it again and again when you purchase the e-book for only $1.99.

I will be recording the audio for the audiobook. Due later this summer.

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They say, “Soft as silk material lets you whip ‘em good”

I say, “For those who want to be scared by a whip, but not hurt by one.”

The Love Whip is a great starter for couples who want to explore kink. It looks more threatening than it really is, therefore, it is a great tool to play with power dynamics without much concern of flogging technique or injury. Not to say one should not have some sense of technique and safety, but you don’t have to feel like you need to take a class in order to use this whip. At least, my case study didn’t.

I found the whip to be seductive. My case study had me on all fours and tickled the whip across my back. He held the whip at it’s midpoint and spanked my pussy, which was incredible arousing. There was no sting, just the pat, like one from a gloved hand. Then, with the whip pulled taut, he ran the strands across my pussy, which soft and sweet.

When held the nylon whip feels spongy, but when my case study played with the whip on my body, it felt blissful.

The whip has a fastener and D-ring, which allows for many storing opportunities. It looks quite sexy hanging from the back of my bedroom door. So if for nothing else, get it to spice up your bedroom decor. It can be a great way to begin discussing kink.

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My favorite thing about Paper Bag Press is the book cover art, or lack there of. The minimal cover leaves more to the imagination.

You can purchase a copy of my story “Nurse’s Needle” for only $2.49. And although this story has been produced as an “I Want Your Sex” podcast, the print version is different. Roughly 500 words have been added to extend the sex scene between the nurse and her naughty patient.

Here is a clip, “Nurse instructs me to sit back up so that she can check my heart rate. She draws a stethoscope from around her neck, places its buds in her ears and holds the circular end in her hand. With her other hand she separates my legs and steps toward the opening of my body. Nurse’s hand remains on my outer thigh and our smooth legs touch. Her upper body arches toward me in order to place the stethoscope at my heart. With this movement, more of Nurse’s cleavage becomes exposed;…”

Thanks for a good time, Gray. Hope we can do it again. Next time with rope.

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