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The Office 2: A XXX Parody — A DVD Review

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Published: March 13, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , , ,

“The Office 2: A XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #M756, $24.95)

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Because I enjoyed the first parody so much, I had to check out the sequel and it did not let me down. Returning to this genius parody is Ashlynn Brooke (Michelle), Gianna Michaels (Candy), James Deen (Jimmy) and Dane Cross (Dwayne). Joining the crew is Sadie West (Sam), Nika Noir (Kylie), Jenny Hendricks (Kara), Randy Spears (Reed), Mr. Marcus (Stan), and Dino Bravo (Dave). The premise and interludes had me laughing just like the first one.

When Michelle is called to headquarters for her yearly review, she fears getting a corporate whip lashing. So she makes a video to demonstrate her dedication to employee happiness at Dinder Muffin. Here are the highlights:

Monday, Candy and Stan: inter-racial hard and fast fucking, serious deep throating, she’s a laugher and likes to bounce. Watching her naturally large boobs make fast and furious circles made my clit skip a beat.
Tuesday, Sam and Jimmy: It’s all about her pleasure in this one: clit rubbing, ass rimming, head giving, she’s a panter, and not a faker. Seeing her orgasm is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. It’s not one of those “did she come?” guessing games. He works for her pleasure and she climaxes more than once.
Wednesday, Kylie and Reed: multi-tasking a blowjob and rubbing one out for herself.
Thursday, Michelle and Dwyane: They coo and fuck and she fixes his nuts.
Friday, Kara and Dave: upside down face fucking with saliva a plenty, corona popping, and the 69. Everything after that is a bit of a bore.

In this weekly recap Monday and Tuesday were my favorite days. And there is more of Tuesdays vixen Sadie West in the bonus features. Hotness.

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Roller Dollz — A DVD Review

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mia
Published: January 30, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , , , , , , ,

Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Item #H572, $34.95)

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:


Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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The Office: A XXX Parody — A DVD Review

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mia
Published: October 16, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , , , ,

“The Office: an XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #K494, $24.95)

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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.

During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.

The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.

Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.

As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.

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Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation — A DVD Review

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Published: August 14, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , ,

“Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #6695, $19.95)

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They say, “Fascinating to men and overwhelmingly pleasurable for women, the art of female ejaculation CAN be learned.”

I say, “Nina Hartley’s guide is a must watch for those interested, intrigued, and/or turned on by female ejaculation.”

The DVD is presented in three chapters.

The first chapter is discussion based between Nina and a woman who asks poignant questions and demos her bits. Nina talks through what female ejaculation is, how exactly it works, and why some women may never squirt. Nina also dispels myths about the fluid being urine and explains how the fluid is created. Although the ladies are not experienced in acting or reading cue cards, I can overlook the awkwardness in exchange for the intimate knowledge Nina shares on the subject of squirting. I learned that many scientists believe more women have retroactive squirting due to the distance between the urethra and vaginal canal; if there is not enough room for the urethra to be exposed, the fluids remain inside, instead of squirting out. Biology is fun! Learn more in the video.

The second chapter is a sexy, slightly scientific, laboratory scene between Nina and Anna. As previously discussed in the opening segment, Nina welcomes women to explore their bodies and practice ejaculation through masturbation. Anna is very comfortable in her sexuality and is practiced in squirting. The two have excellent communication about turning Anna on and getting the fluids to come out. Nina helps Anna out by using a bevy of toys on her and also takes on a more voyeuristic role by watching Anna pleasure herself. Through varying stimulation of Anna’s G-spot (which we even a peak at via a speculum insertion) and clitoris, she squirts several times. It’s pretty cool.

The third chapter is a hetero fuck and squirt fest. It is less scientific, although still badly acted in the beginning. But once the sex gets going things become more fluid (couldn’t help myself there). Angela fucks Trent cowboy and reverse cowboy and squirts many times along the way. It is a refreshing change to see the man used as a prop to the women’s orgasm and ejaculation. Although the scene ends with the standard come shot to her face, it is great to have seen a women previously fucking with such power and vigor.

This video is a must have in your library to explore your sexuality or help your partner explore theirs.

Check out “Nurse’s Needle” for a hot story of mine about female ejaculation.

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Munch — A DVD Review

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mia
Published: August 5, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , , ,

“Munch, Sinfully Savory All-Girl Action” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #4764, $29.95)

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They say, “Sneak a peak at 17 of the horniest hotties ever – wild chicks who can’t sop cravin’ creamy cooze juice.”
I say, “These chicks are horny and I think they crave anything sex related.”

Highlights for me:
Scene 1: Mouth then pussy fucking with a dildo. Dildo holder fucked her good.
Scene 2: Devil and schoolgirl costumes.
Scene 3: A well-choreographed interrogation scene with leather worship, intimidation & seduction with belt.
Scene 4: Quick, down & dirty action in a kitchen & on a library ladder.
Scene 5: Long dong fucking.
Scene 6: Muff diving on a vixen in a sexy leather corset
Scene 7: Toe sucking.
Scene 8: Girly nipple sucking.
Scene 9: Spitting on and spanking of pussy.

Clips seem like they are from pulled from the late 90’s, early 2000’s. The DVD was produced in 2004. Seeing the styling from that time period is a fun trip down memory lane. I did not care for the chatty home video style talk found in Scenes 5, 6, 8 and 9. If you tend to watch porn with the volume off like I do, the chat doesn’t matter. And if you watch with the volume on, you may find it is nice to listen to the women’s rapport with one another.

Interestingly, the bonus footage of “Munch” is a hetero fuckfest between a couple, which begins with one hot blowjob. Maybe the producers felt that after 2 hours of carpet munching, cock was a good after dinner mint. The sex between Violet Blue and Joey Ray is hot and I have found myself going back to this DVD just for this scene.

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Intimate Contact — A DVD Review

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Published: July 23, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , ,

“Intimate Contact” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #K316, $29.95)

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They say, “Treasure these moments and make them last, because these intimate experiences are something you will never forget.”
I say, “If you are into watching lots of oral sex between feminine, well-groomed beauties, then this DVD is for you.”

I believe the subtext of “Intimate Contact” is sisters having sex with each other. Each grouping of two women has similar features and styled to look identical with similar outfits, matching false eyelashes, makeup, and hairstyling. Some may find this offensive. I found the art direction rather titillating. Even if the subtext is not about sisters, the overall theme is pushing images of mirrored feminine Sapphic sex.

There are 7 scenes with 14 women. Each scene is shot in a different location. See lesbian sex poolside, at an empty club, and in a bedroom. There are no plots, just varying angles of licking, rubbing, and fucking by way of mouth, fingers, and occasionally toys. Most of the women featured actually looked like they were enjoying having sex with another women — believability is a key ingredient I need in porn.

My favorite pairing is Anita Pearl & Cindy Hope, the ladies of the DVD cover, the ladies who lured me into reviewing this DVD. Anita and Cindy are small-breasted sticks of women with long silky brown hair and tanned skin. They kiss, stroke, and lick one another with sweet intimacy. I was especially pleased when they moved into a 69 position — their nearly identical bodies in a yin-yang position with a perfectly manicured garden as a backdrop. It is like the perverts version of the a Anne Geddess — baby in a lettuce leaf photograph. Like Geddess’ fans, I think I will make Anita & Cindy my screen saver. How very.

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Beautiful Anal Divas 2 — A DVD review

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Published: July 10, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , ,

“Beautiful Anal Divas 2″ DVD(Adam & Eve Item#H148, $14.95)

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They say, “Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder…and that’s you in this all-anal POV (point of view) movie! 6 scenes. 171 minutes.”

I say, “Hot women. And anal is not the only POV you will be having.”

The description boasts that there are 6 scenes, but really it is 6 women individually preforming varying sex acts and positions in approximately 30 minute intervals to the same man in the same room. Watching the DVD from start to finish may become boring as the women tend to have the same sequence preformed on them. Other than having anal sex, the women striptease for the camera, then some variation of the following: they give the man holding the camera a BJ, then he vaginal penetrates her, to be followed by anal penetration, another BJ, tittyfucking, anal penetration from front and back angles, another BJ, etc. etc. until he comes, usually on their face. Can’t tell if the women come or not. I think not, but they do seem to be having a good time.

I recommend watching one sequence per seating. Bree Olson, the star, is bubbly and seems to want nothing more than to take it in the ass and give a blow job after— that’s what you want in a porn star. Laurie Vargas rocks a curly bush and vinyl knee high boots in her booty shaking striptease. She is also into spitting on his cock, which I love.

If you get off on the man’s POV during sex, especially anal sex, then this is the DVD for you.

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