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Girls Desired opens with Abby Winter models and production team prepping Larissa and Keilyn for a sex blind date. Larissa and Keilyn have not been told anything about one another, in hopes that the anticipation and tension will make for an explosive introduction. For 20 minutes both ladies are interviewed while they get ready. “What color eyes do you like? Who do you think it will be?” the producers question.

I was a little bored at all the blind date squawking, but the reveal was worth the build up. A shy entrance by Keilyn quickly shifts into open mouth kisses, giggles, and hugs. From there the ladies become intimate with each other’s lady parts and give each other a quick O right out of the gate. Politely and passionately, they each take turns using mouths, fingers, and other surprising body parts to get each other off. The eye contact of Larissa as she simultaneously sucks and finger fucks Keilyn is endearingly cute. And one might assume that the wearer of hot pink finger nail polish would not be a lover of lesbian sex, but Keilyn moves her fingers with the knowledge and fervor.

What surprised me about watching Larissa and Keilyn is how little they talk to one another and, yet, how naturally they move into varying positions. I was so drawn into the sex bubble Larissa and Keilyn created. By the end of the hour and fifteen minutes, I was completely crushed out on both and grateful that Larissa is in the second scene.

Larissa and Cleo met at a café where naughty antics develop over crème pie. Their making out began against graffiti marked alleyways and move into a bohemian styled bedroom. The sex and orgasms so real between the two that I felt like I came with them. Oh right. That’s because I did. Many, many times. Red kneed, flushed cheeks, and pulling hair from your mouth—I have been there—and I love watching girls get there.

Having reviewed one other Abby Winters porn, I admit I am becoming a fan. After seeing too much mainstream porn where it is all about hard fucking and cum shots, it is refreshing to watch sex that is genuine. I highly recommend Girls Desired, a 2008 AVN winner of Best Amateur video.

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Having reviewed many vibrators, I am starting to narrow in my criteria for a pleasurable experience. My vibrator requirements are as follows.

The vibrator must:
1. have a steady pulse (no intricate pulsing patterns needed) that can be increased easily.
2. have a nice contour shape that is easy to maneuver.
3. be as quiet as possible. I hate feeling like my neighbors are questioning if I am doing manual labor or getting off.
4. be phthalate free. This is actually not a requirement because I will get off to jelly toys in the name of having a good time. But the more body safe the toy is, the better.

The Evolved Seduction meets all these requirements and more. The satin smooth vibe has three speeds that increase in an intensity that my body can handle. The highest speed does not make my clit numb, but rather lulls me quickly to orgasm. Also, the pacing of speed increase is pleasant. Some vibes have a shocking speed difference from the first to second level and so on.

The tapered, contour shape makes for easy insertion—something that many toys claim, but fail on the comfort. At 1.5 inches across at its widest point and is 7.25 inches long, I found the Evolved Seduction does easily and comfortably double as a phallus and clit stimulator. Another great feature is that the toy is waterproof which is great for bath time and worry free cleaning. I also enjoy the added bonus that the fun, gothic-esque packaging can be kept to house your new fuck toy. I will be housing the Evolved Seduction bedside and I suggest you do the same. It’s a good one.

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I have not used the Hitachi Magic Wand from which the Mini Mistress Massager is based. But I have witnessed woman having intense orgasms from the Sybian masturbation saddle device. After using the Mini Mistress, I now understand the stillness of women’s bodies while on the Sybian, along with the gaping mouths, and astonished faces trying to process the intense pleasure they were feeling.

The Mini Mistress Massager is 8” long, is made with a phthalate free material (plastic and rubber), has five speeds, and comes with a 54″ USB cable and outlet adapter to plug in. The handheld massager has two buttons: one to control the speeds and one to turn the device on and off. With a vibrator of such might, I appreciated the accessibility of a quick on/off button instead of having to pass through all the speeds in order to turn off. Part of the Hustler brand, the Mini Mistress is categorized as a beginner toy. The cleaver and clean packaging of the toy details calories burned per hour in a “pleasure workout:” licking = 28 cals/hour, screaming = 24 cals/hour and the use of the Mini Mistress can burn up to 88/cal hour.

All my vibrators tend to be on the tiny side, so I thought handling the 8 inches of the Mini Mistress would tire my hand. But at only 6 ounces the Mistress felt light and the curve of the handle fit nicely in the palm of my hand. Also, on first handling I noticed that the tip has a flexible neck that allows for flexibility and easier movement.

I plugged the Mistress in, placed the vibrating knob on my clit, and within a few seconds on the first speed, by clit sprung into arousal. The speed was fast, the sensation relaxing, and the Mistress loud. I pushed on to the second speed and it was almost too much. I felt at any moment I was going to orgasm, but I didn’t. Feeling like my clit was getting over stimulated, I moved the Mistress around my labia. I pressed on to the third speed. The Mistress buzzed even louder and I grew a bit self-conscious by the noise. The Mistress demanded so much attention; I could focus on nothing else, my entire body was still except for my vagina occasionally twitching. After a while I found the sweet spot that would bring me to climax, but without over stimulation. But before I climaxed, I wanted to test out level 5. The Mistress hummed at her highest speed and I could only manage a second, the sensation too strong, and my labia becoming numb. I took the massager back to the first speed and my orgasm unfurled.

Since then I have used the Mini Mistress Massager many times, only using the first two speeds. The higher speeds too quickly over stimulate and numb my pussy and the noise more distracting than relaxing. But the sensation and orgasm from the vibration of level 1, gets me off every time. The sensation after using the device is like that of a massage — my skin reeling from the attention and nerves forced into relaxation after being stimulated with such intensity.

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The Symphony Massager has five vibration patterns that the manufacturer equates to dance moves. The “moderate” is your basic low buzz, the “intense” is a high buzz, and “tango”, “quickstep”, and “samba” offer varying pulsing patterns. The velvety, soft plastic toy is waterproof, 7.5 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. From reviewing toys I have learned that I am a girl who digs the steady vibrations that can increase in intensity. Pulsing patterns are distracting to me. So even though others are offered I stick to the “moderate” and “intense” settings. Another distracting point when playing with vibes is how much noise they make. The Symphony Massager is more on the loud side, even when hidden under blankets. However, I can forgive its lack of quietness for its ergonomically curved design.

The one button controller on the arch of the Massager can rest on your pubic bone and the slope runs along your labia. The toy is long enough so that my thighs can hold the Massager in place. And then you can be hands free and you all know what that can mean. The options are endless.

My favorite way to use the Symphony Massager is nestling the toy in between my legs while on my belly. With other vibrators maintaining the “right” position while trying to give a blowjob, or make any movements really, can be cumbersome. But because of the curved design and length of the Massager I was able to keep the vibrator right on point. Although not a super quiet toy, the Symphony Massager gives a comforting feeling like hot tea on a winter night. After a long day, I just want to snuggle and ride my Symphony Massager, sometimes alone, and sometimes with a cock in my mouth.

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One continuously replayed moment in porn for me, was a woman taking off her bra. Her breasts were naturally large and jiggled as she moved. She did not perform or exaggerate the removal of her clothing; it was a task that she did countless times in her life without much thought. Maybe the moment was so enjoyable to me because the taking off of her bra was not performed. The act was naturally done and therefore when she stood naked seconds later, I saw her as more vulnerable than before.

Performance, of course, can be titillating. My favorite kind of porn performance is striptease. Strip clubs are generally thought of as male spaces, but I have found many of the dancers love to perform for females. A striptease is most arousing for me when the dancer is so into her performance that I am pulled into her world.

What gets me off creatively tends to get me off sexually as well. I have had the experience of being charged creatively and sexually while watching a few exotic dancers who impressed and inspired me with their routines that were sexually charged, psychically challenging, and told a story. I have also been flushed with a wet spot in my brain and in between my legs with live modern dance, podcasts, books, and most recently Tumblr blogs.

Tumblr blogs are quick snippets into people’s world. Many of the ones I enjoy mix quotes about sex and sexuality with images of hard-core fucking, sensuality, and soft sexiness. The curation of these images and words takes me on a journey where I can easily scroll and pause on what makes feel electrified. Like this image from Patricia Yague’s Let Me In.

What is the story here? How long has she been waiting to have his cock by her face? My imagination wanders thinking about their story and all the naughty things they do to each other.

Or my libido might be driven by the tenderness captured in this moment from the Fuck Yeah Dykes blog. Instead of making up a story about the people in the photograph, I am reminded of my stories behind doorstep kisses.

Or this quote found on a February 5th, 2011 post on the Sex Is Not The Enemy blog:

“The more I explore sexuality and sex-positivity, the more I realize that there’s just as much judgment in the statement “sex is wonderful” as there is in “sex is awful.” It’s just as problematic to say “anal sex is amazing” as “anal sex is terrible.” That’s because sex is too big to fit into one adjective. Sex is both amazing and awful, depending on the situation you’re talking about. Sometimes, anal sex is amazing, at least for some people. And sometimes, it’s awful, again, at least for some people. There’s no sexual act that is always X or Y.”

- Sex-Positivity and Asexuality: Bringing Them Together | Charlie Glickman

I may have already seen this quote Charlie Glickman’s website, or I may have missed it. But regardless, it is the context of reading this quote about sex among images of sex that sparks my lady porn bits.

I really enjoy the curation of the Sex Is Not The Enemy blog for its inclusion of non-normative body types, body grooming, and pairing. Sometimes, the image we never thought would do it for us does. And this is why I turn to Tumblr blogs for my ladyporn. Unlike visiting most porn sites where pairings and acts are neatly categorized, with Tumblr blogs you are viewing the titillating and thought provoking images selected by someone else. I have no idea what I will see when I hit the next button, but I know if I don’t like it, I can quickly move on to another image. I also have little or no information on the person behind the blog, which makes me feel like I am a voyeur on a voyeur.

My porn needs can be so finicky (I’d like a sliver of authenticity, a moment of tenderness, a mention of the rough stuff, an image of this, and a close up of that) and surfing Tumblr blogs offer me continuous variety of images, motion, and words that peak my curiosity and spark my sexuality.

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“Pulp Fiction” by Quentin Tarantino is a classic movie offering up many parody opportunities that, unfortunately, “Pulp Friction” falls short of. The opening scene shows two gun-toting schoolgirls who swap weapons for sex with the man they were supposed to kill. I love a sweet ass exposed in a plaid skirt and the sex between the three has its moments, but where are my Pumpkin and Honey Bunny, and who are these schoolgirls?

Of all the six scenes, the only one that somewhat mirrors the original flick is the third scene with Ava Rose and Evan Stone. Ava Rose aka Ruby (Mia Wallace) wakes up from an overdose of the drug poignantly called “sex spell” and coyly asks Evan Stone aka Joe (Vincent Vega), “Can you eat me from top to bottom?” Evan Stone calls for reinforcements on the predicament of his boss’s wife asking him for sex and The Wolfe’s advice, of course, is to fuck the spell out of Ruby. Ava Rose and Evan Stone fuck like rock stars in a far less glamorous setting than the original Pulp Fiction set. Ava Rose is rather bendy – she’s a yogi, no doubt. The sex is raw, sweaty, hard fuck filled, and definitely worth the watch.

If you’ve been reading my porn reviews then you know that I love a good porn parody. I love the mix of pop culture humor to wash down all the cum-in-the-face shots. To my dismay, “Pulp Friction” did not deliver. The storylines were too far from the original creation and the sex in most scenes too run off the mill.

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Abbywinters.com porn photos continuously crop up on Tumblr pages and I have been intrigued by the site that boasts to have unscripted, undirected, and all natural women actually getting each other off. Watching “Girls Arching For Girls,” an abbywinters.com production, shows you benefits of subscribing to the porn site.

Most women don’t like porn because it seems fake, routine, and even if the lady is enjoying it, she inevitable ends up with cum on her face. “Girls Aching For Girls” is a refreshing change of pace with models sporting little or no makeup, non-toned bellies, pubic hair stubble, and contorted orgasm faces. In other words, they are not actors.

Watching this porn, I felt like a peeping tom viewing my neighbors having a long romp after Sunday brunch. Annabelle Lee and Joannie try just about every position on an overstuffed red leather chair. These ladies know their way around a pussy and they like to get each other off. I lost track of how many orgasms they each had. In fact, so did the director who asked the ladies questions about their 40 minutes of sexing. I couldn’t understand all that the bubbly Aussies had to say about having sex on camera, but I did get the orgasm count (you will have to watch to find out the answer) and how each woman’s lady bits felt to the other when she came.

Chloe and Jilly have a sweet lovemaking session bedside complete with out of breath check in breaks. Like Annabelle Lee and Joannie, these ladies are all natural, pleasing each other with tongues, fingers, and leg scissoring. The after interviews are a sweet touch to the production, especially when a naked surprise visitor stops by.

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If you or your lady friend does not have the IVibe Pocket Rocket in her collection, then get it for you or for her today. The 4” long and 1” wide vibrator has a strong single speed that will get you off without getting you numb. The size and twist on and off control is easy to maneuver for solo and partner pleasure.

Do note that the one AA battery needed does not come with the product. However a 1.7 oz bottle of iLube is a part of the package. The iLube is scentless and silky, not sticky, and makes gliding of the Pocket Rocket effortless.

My favorite part of the Pocket Rocket is the 3 metal nubs at the top of the vibrator. With the right pressure, the nubs can glide or grind against your skin. After much use, I learned that holding one of the metal nubs to the left quadrant of my clit (rather than directly on my clit) proved for a speedy and heightened orgasm. I really enjoy experimenting with that level of precision. Because so many other vibrators are large and all consuming, I don’t think I would have found out about my left quadrant pleasure center without the Pocket Rocket. I recommend you find yours or hers for a special Valentines treat.

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As a fan of glass dildos (read my reviews of the Crystal Crescent and the E Glass Screamer), I was curious to check out the Taffy Tickler Silicone Twist for it’s crossbreed action. The pink and purple frosting-like decoration of silicone nubs adds another tactical layer to the warmth or coolness of glass. Both ends of the 8.5” x 1.5” dildo are useable and the toy is phthalate free.

Massaging the nubbed end against my labia felt like a relaxing yoni massage. Not that I have had a yoni massage, but the sensation is what I imagine a massage for the lady parts would feel like. However, insertion of the nubbed end proved to be less enjoyable. All the little silicone-frosting droplets were like rubber stoppers upon entry; they would not move easily, even with a dollop of lube. Instead of forcing something that wasn’t working, I focused on what was — a clit massage.

The Taffy Tickler looks to me like a strange medical implement, which inspired a doctor patient role-playing scene while I masturbated. A la 1850’s, I was being treated for hysteria. Spread naked on a table for examination, the doctor chose the Taffy Tickler from his medical cabinet and described my condition. Gently, while describing what he was doing and what I would feel, he rubbed the toy against my labia. He looked on with kind eyes as I felt a stirring in my lower body that I had never felt. He told me it was normal to move around and release any noises that came to me. I did. And then he moved quicker; the doctor pumped the dildo against my clit with speed and precision until I called out in joy. Thank, you doctor, thank you.

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Based off of the 1970’s “porn chic” movie “Deep Throat,” “Throat: A Cautionary Tale” is a dark “porn noir” feature. And what a feature it is — winner of 5 AVN Awards including Best Oral Sex Scene, Best Screenplay, and Best Supporting Actress: Penny Flame. If you are unfamiliar with the original “Deep Throat” the premise is based on one women’s discovery that her clit is placed at the back of her throat enabling her to give great head and pleasure herself at the same time.

Sasha Grey plays Julie, the woman with the talent many men wish more women had. Julie works as a peep show girl, is in a bad relationship, and is sexually frustrated. As she intones over footage of her deep throating a very large dildo, “My pussy was always my enemy. It never gave me what everyone else had. My girlfriends would talk about masturbating and I tried. But it never happened for me…..I was ashamed of myself. Then I found it in my throat.”

Make no mistake about it Sasha Grey can deep throat and look like it is all her pleasure: spit, slobber, gagging, tears, and all. That is until her bad boyfriend makes her talent a cash cow. The movie is incredibly plot driven with flashbacks on Julie’s time as a sex worker and present day shots on those trying to solve Julie’s murder. Yes, this is murder mystery porn — something that I found a little too dark for me. But that doesn’t mean it’s not worth the watch.

“Throat: A Cautionary Tale” is 2 hours long with 1 hour of bonus feature footage. The sex scenes runs the usually gamut, with blowjobs and facial shots being the main focus. If that is your bag and/or you think Sasha Grey is a fox, you will defiantly want to pick up this skin flick.

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Remember Talk Sex with Sue Johnanson — the lady who looked like your conservative grandmother who would give frank and informative sex advice on cable TV? Sue Johnanson backs the Head Honcho and although it might not be so sexy to find a caricature of her on the box of a sex toy, Sue does have sex education cred.

The Head Honcho boasts that it has 3 suction cavities with a 5” shaft, and that it is tight and stretchy. The pussy sleeve (do you find that word as amusing as I do?) is made from silicone and is phthalate free.

It has been a while since I gave the male case study a toy of his own to review. “What’s this?” He said as I slipped it to him from outside of the shower curtain.

“Something to spice up your morning wank.”

He came out of the shower with a confused and thoughtful expression and had this to share.
“Unlike other masturbators I have used, this did not have the best overall design. The entry felt nice, but the inside crevices were too perfectly manufactured.”

I crept my fingers inside the Head Honcho and I would concur with my male case study. The 3 suction cavities are like a version of the round Tinker Toy piece and your skin does not easily glide past each cavity.

The male case study said he preferred the other masturbators we have reviewed. Check out our reviews of Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator and The Hand Job Stroker.

The design of this fake pussy being a little too fake, the male case study said he will keep the Head Honcho for emergency masterbation situations only. But this is just one male case study opinion. Like the other male masturbators I have reviewed, I recommend getting this toy and stroking yourself while you listen to my sexy sex stories. Come’on. You know you want to.

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Growing up, Bewitched was one of my favorite shows to watch on the Nickelodeon. I loved Daren posturing over Samantha’s witchcraft. One can only imagine the stunts Samantha and her witchy family pull when the sweet 1960’s TV series gets a dirty twist.

“Not Bewitched XXX” is a lengthy porn with solid interludes between sex scenes. The plot centers on Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) turning 1-year-old Tabitha (Teagan) into her future 18-year-old self — hot bod, sex kitten, and all. When Clara can’t undo the spell, Tabitha lingers in her future person long enough to discover sex. Tabitha’s sexual self-discovery begins when she politely excuses herself from the group to have a nap. But who could rest after a spell like that? With the curiosity and intrigue of a child, Tabitha gropes and provokes her adult body. I definitely recommend this AVN award-winning scene if you are into age place.

Also, if you have a thing for chicks in white Go-Go dancer boots this is your flick. Tabitha keeps her white boots on throughout her masturbation sequence. And Sasha Grey makes a white boot appearance on Darren’s desktop with her male cohort (Aaron Wilcoxxx). Best lines muttered from Sasha’s smoldering lips, “Take your fucking shirt off. Right now. That’s it.” Sasha Grey: desktop, reverse cowgirl, donning only white go-go boots, small tits bouncing, and dirty talking except when she is deep throating. Can we say replay. Male case study and I have watched this scene over and over again. Meow.

Falling not too far behind in my favorites is the sex scene between Tabitha (Jenna Haze) and Darren (Mike Horner). The husband and wife duo don’t stay wholesome for long. Jenna Haze coos at her man like a good wife saying things like, “Just like that. Yes.”

Other highlights include Nina Hartley as Samantha’s mother who magically appears in scenes at her whim and spouts off her opinion, just like in the TV show. Also, Ron Jeremy plays a genie that oversees an orgy of eight women. The women are in a free for all that occasionally becomes choreographed in oral sex circles and the like. Ron Jeremy and another women hold court, looking over the debauchery and touching themselves with abandon.

“Not Bewitched XXX” napped AVN’s 2009 award for Best Sex Comedy which is fitting considering the attention to detail in plot, character, costumes, makeup, and theatrics, including the dubbed in canned laughter. Including bonus features, this DVD boasts to have 5 hours of footage. The movie itself is 2 hours and 22 minutes, which is plenty of time to have a laugh, a wank, and a fuck, select your favorite scenes and repeat. At least, that is what the male case study and I did.

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The male case study and I are on a Sasha Grey kick. That coupled with a new Blu-ray player made for a fun night of home entertainment.

“Sun Goddess: Malibu” is the prom photo shoot of porn not in the cheesy backdrop sense, but in the “I’m going to bring my A game” sense. The production is shot entirely outside, with extensive and quality lighting, and varied pan shots with a camera boom. The high definition quality of Blu-ray means no stone was left untouched; not a boob job scar or ingrown pubic hair bump spotted.

The flick opens with Teagan Presley clad in a string bikini against a bright blue and smoke puff-clouded sky. The camera pans from overhead to skim her tanned and taunt body, making the viewer feel like you could just reach out and touch her. Her striptease, which includes covering herself with water, becomes slightly awkward when the dubbed in music stops.

Each of the 4 stars, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Gianna Lynn, and Bree Olsen, have a 12 minute solo spot centered around a strip tease, a show and touch of genitalia, and dildo play. Subbing in for the facial shot, each scene ends with coy dildo licking. Teagan Presley’s licking includes, in my opinion, the unfortunate, “ass to mouth,” a skill she touts in the behind the scenes footage.

The AVN Awarding winning porn not only won for Best Solo Sex, but also Best All Girl Group Sex Scene. And what a scene it was. For 43 minutes, the ladies romp poolside for an evening filled with ass slapping, French kissing, carpet munching, dildo fucking, dirty mouth talking, strap on wearing, titty bouncing, clit rubbing, partner swapping fun filled times.

Sasha Grey is the only one without breast implants or a spray tan and that makes me like her even more. Her solo sex scene standing against a tree does not disappoint. Sasha has mastered the “come hither” look and she quietly mutters, “fuck” as she pleasures herself. It’s her naturalism in the act that gets the male case study and I every time.

Check out “Sun Goddess: Malibu” for the storyline free, artfully crafted pan shots of hot bodies, women pleasing themselves and each other action. If you like your porn sexy lesbian then order this one up.

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Intimate Organics Body Souffle and Massage Oil are both paraben & DEA free, vegan, and made with organic extracts. The cocoa and goji berry scent is a sweetness that reminds me of fresh baked cupcakes.

My male case study began with the Body Souffle, applying the cream to my upper back. The fluffy mixture lathered in his hands and smoothly went onto my body. However, the Soufflé did not create a very liquid texture to consistently work with. After ten minutes, the mixture dried into my skin so his fingers could no longer easily manipulate my muscles. The Souffle became more of a skin mask leaving a light yellow residue on my back.

Not wanting to shower just yet, we tried out the Intimate Organics Massage Oil. Gingerly, my case study applied the oil on my lower back. It was the same great fragrance, yet a completely different feel. This product is like traditional massage oil that leaves the body slick and easy to maneuver. Slowly his hands worked my lower back, then ass, and then inner thighs. Because the product is organic and not full of chemicals, I did not shy away from his fingers occasionally slipping inside.

Because the Souffle residue wasn’t incredibly sexy, I recommend purchasing Intimate Organics Massage Oil for sensual foreplay and save the Souffle for a girl’s spa night. Both products smell divine, go on smooth, and wash off with ease.

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This week kicks off a new reading series I am doing with fellow smut writers, Sadie Smythe, Rosie Q, and Julie Gillis.

I feel very fortunate to have connected with these ladies so quickly after my move to Austin. We are pioneering the untapped Austin erotica market. I see this venture as a new experiment and opportunity to forge new beginnings and to create an environment that will spark discussion about sexuality. I hope all those attending will be entertained, aroused, and ready to come back the following month. Aside from the four of us reading, entertainment will be provided by the Dumb Bondage Clowns. See our website for more details.

If you are in the Austin area, please come by. Otherwise, just help to spread the BedPost Confessions word.

Details:
When — Thursday September 9th and continuing on every 2nd Thursday of the month.
Where — The United States Art Authority (ext to the Spider House), 2906 Fruth Street Austin, TX 78705
Time — 8-10pm
Cost — Free!

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This installment of the Debbie series revolves around a rag tag group at spring break camp. Debbie (Sunrise Adams) is the cheerleading captain from the poor side of town and her spoiled rich teammates like to give her a hard time, be her best friend, and order her around. It’s all very confusing, just like in high school.

The interludes are long with some campy acting and pretty unfortunate fashion styling. The ladies cheer in rather conservative uniforms and the hot little bod of Sunrise Adams gets covered up in sweat suits five times her size. The baggy duds don’t stay on for long, of course, but still the sexy wearing-my-boyfriend’s-clothes is taken to an unsexy extreme in this skin flick.

Some highlights from the interludes are “The Man Show” inspired with naked jumping jacks, jogging without bras, and many rounds of spin the bottle.

The smut scenes are masturbation heavy, which is fitting for the camp backdrop. The sex is rather tame, but honest. Sunrise Adams eats a pussy like she actually enjoys the trip downtown. And female domination can be read into the not one, but two, scenes of a woman sitting on a man’s face.

Female empowerment can also be found in the opening scene when a woman gives a show for her jock boyfriend in the woods. Clothes stay on for the most part, but she rubs one out and scores the first come of the camp. Of course, her shudders are followed with engulfing his large cock in her mouth. But honestly, she looks happy as a clam to do so. In fact, she demanded him to put his cock in her mouth and she followed up phenomenal deep throating and cock spitting.

Debbie gets her voyeurism on when her co-workers break into spontaneous sex at the dining hall. She’s not left on the tabletop touching herself doggie style for long — a full-blown threesome erupts with ice cubes to boot. In the end, Debbie and her nemesis end up on the field naked mud wrestling and making out because where would a cheerleading camp movie be without that hot mess?

The bonus features are only photo galleries, but this 2-hour movie will keep you entertained plenty.

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Hopeful this won’t be the most expensive lingerie you purchase for someone special, however it is nice to make sexy purchases that won’t break the bank. The key word with this product is playful. This is a set you could have fun with on a vacation, at a sex party, or camping and I doubt you would feel heart broken or guilty if the set went missing. And there is something to be said for that.

The Playful Ties set includes wrist and ankle cuffs, a G-string, and a choker all in the same teal lace with black satin ribbons. If the choker fastened with a cute button, I might be more inclined to wear to. Instead it fastens with a large Velcro square — never the most seductive material. And the G-string is nothing to write home about. So my advice is to toss aside the G-string and choker and focus on the wrist and ankle cuffs.

I like cutesy girly things with lace, ribbons, and bows so wearing the cuffs made me feel preciously decorated. And because the lace is stretchy, these cuffs are more for decoration than actually restraintment. No matter the tie, I could easily slip my wrists out of the cuffs. But again, this is supposed to be a playful set.

My preferred use of the ties is to wear the ankle and wrist cuffs when giving head. Seeing the bright teal lace and loops of black satin mingle next to his cock gave me a rush. Sure I could wrestle out of the lace, but why would I want to? With these ties I was decorating more than just my mouth.

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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.

Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.

But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.

Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.

The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.

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They say, “Turn any bed into a bondage playground.”
I say, “Excellent purchase, especially if you are new to bondage and your bed has no frame or other point of attachment. Or if you travel and have bondage equal on your list to sightseeing – this can turn any motel into a dungeon.”

I am not a huge fan of Velcro cuffs, mostly because of the noise they make when you take them off. It can be a major buzz kill. However, every toy has a time and a place. And when the time and the place are right, the Under the Bed Restraint System can be an easy way for the domme to control the sub.

It took a bit of mattress moving to get the straps set, but this task can be pawned off to the submissive, which was I. Finagling the straps under the bed was mildly annoying, but I was able to replace annoyance with excitement of what was to come. Because we agreed the Velcro adjustment noise is not so sexy, my domme attached the cuffs around my wrists and ankles before we started the scene.

I set up the straps to hang off the head and the foot of the mattress like my domme told me and I adjusted the straps to what looked like a good length. Surprisingly he did not hook me into the set up immediately upon his entrance in the room. But he is good at keeping me guessing like that. After verbally humiliating me, my domme pushed me on the bed, belly down. He locked my wrists in, pulled me up by my center so that I was on all fours, moved me so that my ankles hung off the mattress, locked my ankles in, and I was his. By the end of our scene, I was no longer thinking about the tacky Velcro noise.

The Under the Bed Restraint system is a great way to begin practicing bondage. With 60-inch straps, a restraint point can be placed nearly anywhere on or hanging off of a mattress. The novelty item also travels well and stores easily so a dungeon can get turned back into a guest room. Or the straps can be tucked in between the mattress and box spring and pulled out when desired. The Under the Bed Restraint System makes for great options – zip in, zest up, and turn on.

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Sometimes it is nice to take the kinky experimenting down a notch and go back to the basics of scent and touch. The Flavor of Love Body Wax Massage Candle helps you do just that. The instructions read that one can let the candle burn for 20 – 30 minutes and then pour the melted soy wax onto your partner for a sensual massage.

Excited to give each other massages, I lit the candle before foreplay had begun. Quickly the aroma of vanilla bean filled the room. At first, I enjoyed the smell. Later, I came to despise it. With my willingly case study on his stomach, I dripped the candle wax on his back. The candle had been burning for just 10 minutes, but enough liquid had formed to massage his back.

The soy wax felt smooth, buttery, and non-greasy. The wax droplets did not harden like a regular candle wax. Instead I was able to easily work the wax into my hands and smooth over his skin. All to often, I focus on the blowjob as foreplay for my male case study. To instead give his back, shoulders, and neck some caressing was a nice change of pace.

Similarly when it was my turn to be massaged my male case study worked bodies parts of much neglect, my inner thighs and calves. When poured on, the wax didn’t burn like I expected it to. In fact having the warm liquid poured on the top most part of my inner thigh tickled a little. Somehow the wax maintained a warm temperature and never got too hot to burn which made tin was easy to handle.

Lying on my back with my leg raised to his chest, my male case study worked my leg muscles with expert finesse, that he no longer was my case study, but my masseur. A masseur who made many inappropriate passes and insisted on a happy ending. How could I refuse? I am a sucker for spontaneous role-playing, massage, and sex.

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And on a final note, the vanilla bean aroma did stay in the room well after the masseur had closed up shop. After a while, I was irritated by the scent and I had to change the sheets. So I recommend using the Body Wax Massage Candle on laundry day or during your next hotel stay, where clean sheets are a phone call away.

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Because I enjoyed the first parody so much, I had to check out the sequel and it did not let me down. Returning to this genius parody is Ashlynn Brooke (Michelle), Gianna Michaels (Candy), James Deen (Jimmy) and Dane Cross (Dwayne). Joining the crew is Sadie West (Sam), Nika Noir (Kylie), Jenny Hendricks (Kara), Randy Spears (Reed), Mr. Marcus (Stan), and Dino Bravo (Dave). The premise and interludes had me laughing just like the first one.

When Michelle is called to headquarters for her yearly review, she fears getting a corporate whip lashing. So she makes a video to demonstrate her dedication to employee happiness at Dinder Muffin. Here are the highlights:

Monday, Candy and Stan: inter-racial hard and fast fucking, serious deep throating, she’s a laugher and likes to bounce. Watching her naturally large boobs make fast and furious circles made my clit skip a beat.
Tuesday, Sam and Jimmy: It’s all about her pleasure in this one: clit rubbing, ass rimming, head giving, she’s a panter, and not a faker. Seeing her orgasm is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. It’s not one of those “did she come?” guessing games. He works for her pleasure and she climaxes more than once.
Wednesday, Kylie and Reed: multi-tasking a blowjob and rubbing one out for herself.
Thursday, Michelle and Dwyane: They coo and fuck and she fixes his nuts.
Friday, Kara and Dave: upside down face fucking with saliva a plenty, corona popping, and the 69. Everything after that is a bit of a bore.

In this weekly recap Monday and Tuesday were my favorite days. And there is more of Tuesdays vixen Sadie West in the bonus features. Hotness.

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The Venus Butterfly was one of the first sex toys I purchased back in my late teens. Over the years I have burned through many of these hand free vibrators, but the California Exotics ones have always lasted the longest. How have I burned through so many? Overheated the little things. The Venus Butterfly comes with little instruction, but I have determined that the vibrator should not be kept on full speed for longer than half an hour. It has been a couple years since I have owned a pair of these “vibrating panties,” so I was thrilled to get my hands on this one. Then, as I tried to put the Venus Butterfly on, I remembered the difficulty. Where do the straps go? What is the little extra thingy for? Does this strap go here or here?

Here is a photo taken of the Venus Butterfly right after use. See those two straps at the bottom? They wrap around your thigh and the top strap wraps around your waist. Seems to be totally logical, but it can get confusing once attached to your body. I fastened the one strap around my thigh and then I looked in total uncertainty at the other straps dangling from my leg. Which one goes where?

While working to adjust the unattached leg strap, I somehow unbuttoned the strap from the butterfly. Now there were several empty clasps and I wasn’t sure which one went to which. I looked to the box for help, but I couldn’t be bothered to study the one diagram on the back. I threw the box to the side. I was going to have to figure this one out on my own. So I compared the one strap to the other and after a minute I determined what needed to go where. Once the leg straps where in place, the waist strap was easy to hook together.

The frustrating minute or so it took me to get the Butterfly attached was as familiar as was the vibration that buzzed the entire length of my pussy. It felt great to have my hands free to do other things other than hold a vibrator. I loved how snug the Venus Butterfly rested against my body. The low-to-high vibration is controlled on a slider fashioned on both sides of the remote and the speed variation is nicely designed. The Butterfly may not the quietest vibrator, but it might just be the girliest, and I love it for that. Having a pink vibrator attached to me makes me feel sexy, feminine, and in control of my pleasure. But I don’t always have to be the one holding the control. This can be used in a variety of ways in varying positions. Think of the possibilities when you had over the remote and get on all fours. Yummy.

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I was expecting a lot from the Remote Control Bullet. The 10 different pulsation patterns didn’t intrigue me as much as the remote control feature. The idea that my partner could control when I would got buzzed from as far away as 25 feet filled me with excitement. I started thinking about all the different scenarios we can use this toy.

I tested the vibe to make sure it worked. The pulsations felt good in my hand. The toy is made out of the same “touch coating” as my previously reviewed Mini Love Bullet, which is one of my favorite vibes. Like the Mini Bullet, the Remote Control Bullet is phthalates free and waterproof. Love that.

Once I inserted the Bullet, I handed the remote to my male case study. He likes things with buttons and immediately starting pushing the controller that varies the pulsations. The vibration is not terribly strong and did not jolt me with its power. This may or may not be a good thing for some people. I like a strong vibe for my clit, but prefer milder internal vibration stimulation.

Sure enough the remote control worked up to 25 feet away. The buzz traveled through rooms, closed doors, my jeans, and my panties. It is not completely silent, but only emits a low drone. If in a loud environment the toy would not be heard at all. I couldn’t distinguish between the pulsations patterns, but in the end it didn’t matter. I was more turned on by the control my case study had than the actual sensation of the Bullet. He had great timing of when to turn the Bullet on and off.

This toy was definitely good for foreplay, but without other sexual activity, I found it hard to reach an orgasm from the Bullet alone. It is a fun toy to pack in your purse and play with in public. The anticipation of when the button will be pushed is the true eroticism of the Remote Control 10 Function Bullet.

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I was a little misled by the name of this product. I thought the Ultimate Stroker Beads would be a great male masturbator toy. Then I read the box and I realized it was more of a cock ring than masturbator. My male case study has not used a cock ring and he was hesitant about this one. I thought it would be his style being that he used to wear a beaded chain fan pull as a bracelet. When I reminded him of this, a smile crept over his face. He said he would try the toy out.
We were in a bit of a quickie situation; we had to be at a dinner party in less than an hour. Going for the sure fire techniques that we’ve mastered we got each other ramped up. Then he reached for it — The Ultimate Stroker Beads.
“I thought I would put it on,” I said and reached for his cock. But it was too late. He was leashed up. His cock looked pretty hot all fancied up.
“What’s it like to stroke yourself with it on?” I asked.
It was delicious to watching his fist wrap about the beaded portion of his cock. However, it did not feel so good for him. One stroke up and then back down and he was done with that.
“That hurts. I have a better idea on how to use it,” he said and pulled my legs in the air. He positioned The Beads at the base of his cock and brought his tip to my labia. He ran the head of his cock up and down my lips like he knows I like.
“What do the Beads feel like? Is it working like a cock ring? You know that the cock ring is supposed to suppress the blood flowing to the cock, which makes for a longer and stronger orgasm.”
“Yeah. I know. We’re not writing the review now. No more questions,” he commanded.
“Sorry,” I said. The last syllable was dragged out into a moan — he was inside of me.
The deeper he drove, the more the beads come in contact with my clit. A-Ha. Maybe this was the true gem of this toy. I like it.
I will leave the rest of our sex to your imagination. But here are some final thoughts about the toy.

The Ultimate Stroker Beads:
• didn’t work so well as a masturbator or a cock ring. The beading is too hard for stroking and the elasticity too lose to really restrict the blood flow like a cock ring.
• worked really well as a fun experiment. It was enjoyable to try something new that will not break the bank.
• felt good on our genitalia because we were mostly hairless. If not hairless, I think hair would get caught in the elastic beading.
• is great for a bit of extra external stimulation for her.

Because he said it didn’t feel like anything in particular to have it on and because I think he looks hot wearing it and I like the way it feels, you can bet we will be using this one again.

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:

Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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As a fan of Tristan Taormino’s work, including her Village Voice column, her most recent book on open relationships, and, of course, her book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, I am always interested in Tristan’s viewpoint and education. The DVD “Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” did not let me down.

The DVD begins with Tristan giving a workshop to 10 women, some of who look like they might prefer to be in between the legs of a woman rather than a man. But when Tristan brings out Christian and Roxy to demonstrate some techniques all audience members are actively engaged. Occasionally the camera pans to the faces of women who are licking their lips, shifting their bodies forward, and gripping at their knees, suggesting that that would like a turn at Christian’s cock.

Previous to the live demo, Tristan discussed the male anatomy (circumcised and uncircumcised) and it’s arousal points using excellent illustrations. The body parts are then diagrammed on a still frame of Christian’s naked body in position to receive head from Roxy. Having the key areas pinpointed makes it easy to be knowledgeable where the giver is focusing her attention. Like with all the couples preforming, Tristan begins by asking what Roxy and Christian enjoy about giving or receiving fellatio. While seated next to them on a long ottoman, Tristan talks through the phases of a good blow job that she organizes in these four stages: warm up, experiment, rhythm, and orgasm. It might seem clinical or odd to have someone giving instructions, but Tristan is casual in front of the camera and the couple is used to performing. After talking and demonstrating the four phases (except orgasm), Tristan opens up the floor for questions.

The DVD then becomes to a more traditional porn with scenes between three other men and women pairings. Kaiya and Alec focus on teasing, Lindsey and Marcos feature hand job techniques, and Adrianna and Alec show advanced skills such as deep throating and deep face thrusting. All givers communicate well with the receivers (“Is that the right pressure?” “Like that?”) and Tristan provides instructional voice-overs. Fun fellatio tips and reminders pop up on paused frames. This feature, which is reminiscent of the 90’s VHI’s Pop Up Video, was an added surprise and was helpful to note the benefits of certain positions or to note what the giver does when she needs a break. Also, the action can be viewed without the voice over and pop up instructions. I recommend watching Adrianna and Alec’s hot and sloppy deep throating without the tips and voice overs, her skills are something to aspire to.

The givers definitely run the show in this DVD — they take the cocks in as little or as much as they like. In standing shots, many of the men have their arms clasped behind them. It’s hot to see women giving head and look so turned on doing so. I got so turned on watching them that I interrupted my man working and got down on my knees.

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They say, “Pleasure Tape can be used to bind, gag, blindfold, or dress the object of your affection.”
I say, “Find your sexy bind with Pleasure Tape.”

Upon opening I immediately started playing dress up by fashioning the tape around various part of my body. It was easy to try out different starting positions of the wrap, as the tape is non-sticky and reusable. I liked feeling like I could play around with the tape without being wasteful. It was easy to undo the tape from itself and wrap back up. I’m not sure how much that matters, but I couldn’t wrap the tape back around the roll in the perfection that it came in.

When my partner came in the bedroom to find black tape wrapped around my breasts and between my legs he said, “I like what you got going on with the breasts, but I am not sure about the crotch area. Let’s see what else we can do with that.”

He undid my messy bondage with ease. Then he tore of a large piece to blindfold me. The adhesive of the tape is not strong enough to hold a blindfold around my head, so he tied the tape in a knot at the back of my head. Although the tape is not sticky enough to it tear at my hair, the tape and my hair ended in a tangle in the knotting process. The bind was tight, but later as I got shifted around, the tape loosened, and the blindfold fell around my neck. The same was true for the gag.

However, the bind around my wrists stayed throughout our romp. I felt sexy wrapped in the tape. It somehow felt more artistic than being bound in cuffs, which can feel heavy, and too dungeon like if you aren’t in the right mood. Using the tape felt playful, fun and easy. The tape does not have an overly plastic smell and my partner found it easy to rip with his hands. (I had to use scissors.)

So although this product cannot hold a bind in as many ways as it advertises, I still recommend buying a roll of Pleasure Tape. Even though the tape doesn’t work so well as a blindfold or gag, it works great to bind arms and legs to each other. If your partner has a thing for duck tape, then s/he will enjoy using this product. You both will have fun dressing up and binding. Also, I think Pleasure Tape will be especially handy on trips when room in the suitcase for bondage equipment is limited.

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They say, “Soft as silk material lets you whip ‘em good”

I say, “For those who want to be scared by a whip, but not hurt by one.”

The Love Whip is a great starter for couples who want to explore kink. It looks more threatening than it really is, therefore, it is a great tool to play with power dynamics without much concern of flogging technique or injury. Not to say one should not have some sense of technique and safety, but you don’t have to feel like you need to take a class in order to use this whip. At least, my case study didn’t.

I found the whip to be seductive. My case study had me on all fours and tickled the whip across my back. He held the whip at it’s midpoint and spanked my pussy, which was incredible arousing. There was no sting, just the pat, like one from a gloved hand. Then, with the whip pulled taut, he ran the strands across my pussy, which soft and sweet.

When held the nylon whip feels spongy, but when my case study played with the whip on my body, it felt blissful.

The whip has a fastener and D-ring, which allows for many storing opportunities. It looks quite sexy hanging from the back of my bedroom door. So if for nothing else, get it to spice up your bedroom decor. It can be a great way to begin discussing kink.

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My favorite thing about Paper Bag Press is the book cover art, or lack there of. The minimal cover leaves more to the imagination.

You can purchase a copy of my story “Nurse’s Needle” for only $2.49. And although this story has been produced as an “I Want Your Sex” podcast, the print version is different. Roughly 500 words have been added to extend the sex scene between the nurse and her naughty patient.

Here is a clip, “Nurse instructs me to sit back up so that she can check my heart rate. She draws a stethoscope from around her neck, places its buds in her ears and holds the circular end in her hand. With her other hand she separates my legs and steps toward the opening of my body. Nurse’s hand remains on my outer thigh and our smooth legs touch. Her upper body arches toward me in order to place the stethoscope at my heart. With this movement, more of Nurse’s cleavage becomes exposed;…”