Seduction, desire, and destruction in P***y City.
Episode 23 — Chasing Tail
Published: February 27, 2010Posted in: Podcast
lesbian Archive
Roller Dollz — A DVD Review
Published: January 30, 2010Posted in: Review
Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Item #H572, $34.95)
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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.
Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:
Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.
The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.
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Episode 22 — Ladies Liplock
Published: January 21, 2010Posted in: Podcast
Girls Gone Wild: The Madonna and Brazilian edition.
Episode 20 — BJ Backlash
Published: November 22, 2009Posted in: Podcast
The clash between fantasy and reality.
The 2010 New York City Sex Blogger Calender (I’m in it, here’s the story)
Published: October 22, 2009Posted in: News
Visions of Sexual Freedom: The 2010 New York City Sex Blogger Calender
2010 marks the second year that Tess and Diva have put together the New York City Sex Blogger Calender. All proceeds from the calender go to Sex Work Awareness (SWA). If you are aren’t sure what sex work awareness is all about, here is a portion of SWA mission statement:
We believe that all sex workers have a right to self-determination; to choose how we make a living and what we do with our bodies. We conduct research about sex workers and the sex industry in order to better understand it, develop public education initiatives, and advocate for the rights of sex workers.
Read more here.
When Tess and Diva asked me to be a model in the calender, I was honored and thrilled to be a part of such a great project. They paired me with a photographer, told me the theme, Visions of Sexual Freedom, and gave me a deadline. I completely appreciated the freedom of expression to interpret the theme as I desired and I was a bit overwhelmed. What would my interpretation of sexual freedom look like?
Through lots of self reflection and discussions with the photographer, I discovered my sexual freedom is rooted in openness. I have found myself to be open in my sexual fluidity as a lesbian and bisexual, in exploring variations of non-monogamy, and in pushing boundaries in kink. All of which can be well described in written form, but how would it be translated into 2D and remain a hot, sexy photograph that would make people want to buy the calender?
On our first shoot, the photographer and I ended up with some sexy photos, but we felt the photos didn’t fully capture a sense of openness in bisexuality or non-monogamy. So for the second shoot we had help from willing participants to be props in the photos (thanks, MS & AW), which ended with many of the photos feeling contrived. Also, with additional limbs in the frame, sometimes I got lost and my agency confused. Was I preying on or being preyed on? Depicting agency in the photograph was really important to me; I wanted to look in control of my sexuality. So we dutiful set out on a third shot. And, ladies and gentlemen, the phrase was true again. The third time was the charm. (Thanks, CS & MS.)
I don’t expect congratulations for having completed so many shoots (but many, many thanks to Alex for all his hard work). Rather, I share the details of the photo shoots because it was an interesting and challenging journey in self-expression. I am grateful to have been given an opportunity and a platform to interpret my sexual freedom amongst so many cool and inspiring sex bloggers. I am really happy with the final photograph and I can’t wait to see calender.
Come and celebrate the calender release with me on:
Friday November 6, 2009 — 6:30 – 9:30 PM
Fontana’s — 105 Eldridge Street, New York, NY
FREE ADMISSION
More details about the calender, the party swag, the raffle, and the sex bloggers, here.
The 2010 NYC Sex Blogger Calender can be purchased here.
The Office: A XXX Parody — A DVD Review
Published: October 16, 2009Posted in: Review
“The Office: an XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #K494, $24.95)
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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.
During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.
The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.
Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.
As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.
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Episode 18 — Weekend Bound
Published: September 29, 2009Posted in: Podcast
A kinky sex retreat, a love song, and a pony and dog show.
Episode 17 — Standing In the Way of Control
Published: August 31, 2009Posted in: Podcast
Working out the details of an open relationship.
Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation — A DVD Review
Published: August 14, 2009Posted in: Review
“Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #6695, $19.95)
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They say, “Fascinating to men and overwhelmingly pleasurable for women, the art of female ejaculation CAN be learned.”
I say, “Nina Hartley’s guide is a must watch for those interested, intrigued, and/or turned on by female ejaculation.”
The DVD is presented in three chapters.
The first chapter is discussion based between Nina and a woman who asks poignant questions and demos her bits. Nina talks through what female ejaculation is, how exactly it works, and why some women may never squirt. Nina also dispels myths about the fluid being urine and explains how the fluid is created. Although the ladies are not experienced in acting or reading cue cards, I can overlook the awkwardness in exchange for the intimate knowledge Nina shares on the subject of squirting. I learned that many scientists believe more women have retroactive squirting due to the distance between the urethra and vaginal canal; if there is not enough room for the urethra to be exposed, the fluids remain inside, instead of squirting out. Biology is fun! Learn more in the video.
The second chapter is a sexy, slightly scientific, laboratory scene between Nina and Anna. As previously discussed in the opening segment, Nina welcomes women to explore their bodies and practice ejaculation through masturbation. Anna is very comfortable in her sexuality and is practiced in squirting. The two have excellent communication about turning Anna on and getting the fluids to come out. Nina helps Anna out by using a bevy of toys on her and also takes on a more voyeuristic role by watching Anna pleasure herself. Through varying stimulation of Anna’s G-spot (which we even a peak at via a speculum insertion) and clitoris, she squirts several times. It’s pretty cool.
The third chapter is a hetero fuck and squirt fest. It is less scientific, although still badly acted in the beginning. But once the sex gets going things become more fluid (couldn’t help myself there). Angela fucks Trent cowboy and reverse cowboy and squirts many times along the way. It is a refreshing change to see the man used as a prop to the women’s orgasm and ejaculation. Although the scene ends with the standard come shot to her face, it is great to have seen a women previously fucking with such power and vigor.
This video is a must have in your library to explore your sexuality or help your partner explore theirs.
Check out “Nurse’s Needle” for a hot story of mine about female ejaculation.
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Munch — A DVD Review
Published: August 5, 2009Posted in: Review
“Munch, Sinfully Savory All-Girl Action” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #4764, $29.95)
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They say, “Sneak a peak at 17 of the horniest hotties ever – wild chicks who can’t sop cravin’ creamy cooze juice.”
I say, “These chicks are horny and I think they crave anything sex related.”
Highlights for me:
Scene 1: Mouth then pussy fucking with a dildo. Dildo holder fucked her good.
Scene 2: Devil and schoolgirl costumes.
Scene 3: A well-choreographed interrogation scene with leather worship, intimidation & seduction with belt.
Scene 4: Quick, down & dirty action in a kitchen & on a library ladder.
Scene 5: Long dong fucking.
Scene 6: Muff diving on a vixen in a sexy leather corset
Scene 7: Toe sucking.
Scene 8: Girly nipple sucking.
Scene 9: Spitting on and spanking of pussy.
Clips seem like they are from pulled from the late 90’s, early 2000’s. The DVD was produced in 2004. Seeing the styling from that time period is a fun trip down memory lane. I did not care for the chatty home video style talk found in Scenes 5, 6, 8 and 9. If you tend to watch porn with the volume off like I do, the chat doesn’t matter. And if you watch with the volume on, you may find it is nice to listen to the women’s rapport with one another.
Interestingly, the bonus footage of “Munch” is a hetero fuckfest between a couple, which begins with one hot blowjob. Maybe the producers felt that after 2 hours of carpet munching, cock was a good after dinner mint. The sex between Violet Blue and Joey Ray is hot and I have found myself going back to this DVD just for this scene.
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