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Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge – A DVD Review

“Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #5026, $29.95)

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This installment of the Debbie series revolves around a rag tag group at spring break camp. Debbie (Sunrise Adams) is the cheerleading captain from the poor side of town and her spoiled rich teammates like to give her a hard time, be her best friend, and order her around. It’s all very confusing, just like in high school.

The interludes are long with some campy acting and pretty unfortunate fashion styling. The ladies cheer in rather conservative uniforms and the hot little bod of Sunrise Adams gets covered up in sweat suits five times her size. The baggy duds don’t stay on for long, of course, but still the sexy wearing-my-boyfriend’s-clothes is taken to an unsexy extreme in this skin flick.

Some highlights from the interludes are “The Man Show” inspired with naked jumping jacks, jogging without bras, and many rounds of spin the bottle.

The smut scenes are masturbation heavy, which is fitting for the camp backdrop. The sex is rather tame, but honest. Sunrise Adams eats a pussy like she actually enjoys the trip downtown. And female domination can be read into the not one, but two, scenes of a woman sitting on a man’s face.

Female empowerment can also be found in the opening scene when a woman gives a show for her jock boyfriend in the woods. Clothes stay on for the most part, but she rubs one out and scores the first come of the camp. Of course, her shudders are followed with engulfing his large cock in her mouth. But honestly, she looks happy as a clam to do so. In fact, she demanded him to put his cock in her mouth and she followed up phenomenal deep throating and cock spitting.

Debbie gets her voyeurism on when her co-workers break into spontaneous sex at the dining hall. She’s not left on the tabletop touching herself doggie style for long — a full-blown threesome erupts with ice cubes to boot. In the end, Debbie and her nemesis end up on the field naked mud wrestling and making out because where would a cheerleading camp movie be without that hot mess?

The bonus features are only photo galleries, but this 2-hour movie will keep you entertained plenty.

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The Office 2: A XXX Parody – A DVD Review

“The Office 2: A XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #M756, $24.95)

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Because I enjoyed the first parody so much, I had to check out the sequel and it did not let me down. Returning to this genius parody is Ashlynn Brooke (Michelle), Gianna Michaels (Candy), James Deen (Jimmy) and Dane Cross (Dwayne). Joining the crew is Sadie West (Sam), Nika Noir (Kylie), Jenny Hendricks (Kara), Randy Spears (Reed), Mr. Marcus (Stan), and Dino Bravo (Dave). The premise and interludes had me laughing just like the first one.

When Michelle is called to headquarters for her yearly review, she fears getting a corporate whip lashing. So she makes a video to demonstrate her dedication to employee happiness at Dinder Muffin. Here are the highlights:

Monday, Candy and Stan: inter-racial hard and fast fucking, serious deep throating, she’s a laugher and likes to bounce. Watching her naturally large boobs make fast and furious circles made my clit skip a beat.
Tuesday, Sam and Jimmy: It’s all about her pleasure in this one: clit rubbing, ass rimming, head giving, she’s a panter, and not a faker. Seeing her orgasm is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. It’s not one of those “did she come?” guessing games. He works for her pleasure and she climaxes more than once.
Wednesday, Kylie and Reed: multi-tasking a blowjob and rubbing one out for herself.
Thursday, Michelle and Dwyane: They coo and fuck and she fixes his nuts.
Friday, Kara and Dave: upside down face fucking with saliva a plenty, corona popping, and the 69. Everything after that is a bit of a bore.

In this weekly recap Monday and Tuesday were my favorite days. And there is more of Tuesdays vixen Sadie West in the bonus features. Hotness.

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The Original Venus Butterfly – A Sex Toy Review

The Original Venus Butterfly (Adam & Eve Item # K526, $24.95)

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The Venus Butterfly was one of the first sex toys I purchased back in my late teens. Over the years I have burned through many of these hand free vibrators, but the California Exotics ones have always lasted the longest. How have I burned through so many? Overheated the little things. The Venus Butterfly comes with little instruction, but I have determined that the vibrator should not be kept on full speed for longer than half an hour. It has been a couple years since I have owned a pair of these “vibrating panties,” so I was thrilled to get my hands on this one. Then, as I tried to put the Venus Butterfly on, I remembered the difficulty. Where do the straps go? What is the little extra thingy for? Does this strap go here or here?

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Here is a photo taken of the Venus Butterfly right after use. See those two straps at the bottom? They wrap around your thigh and the top strap wraps around your waist. Seems to be totally logical, but it can get confusing once attached to your body. I fastened the one strap around my thigh and then I looked in total uncertainty at the other straps dangling from my leg. Which one goes where?

While working to adjust the unattached leg strap, I somehow unbuttoned the strap from the butterfly. Now there were several empty clasps and I wasn’t sure which one went to which. I looked to the box for help, but I couldn’t be bothered to study the one diagram on the back. I threw the box to the side. I was going to have to figure this one out on my own. So I compared the one strap to the other and after a minute I determined what needed to go where. Once the leg straps where in place, the waist strap was easy to hook together.

The frustrating minute or so it took me to get the Butterfly attached was as familiar as was the vibration that buzzed the entire length of my pussy. It felt great to have my hands free to do other things other than hold a vibrator. I loved how snug the Venus Butterfly rested against my body. The low-to-high vibration is controlled on a slider fashioned on both sides of the remote and the speed variation is nicely designed. The Butterfly may not the quietest vibrator, but it might just be the girliest, and I love it for that. Having a pink vibrator attached to me makes me feel sexy, feminine, and in control of my pleasure. But I don’t always have to be the one holding the control. This can be used in a variety of ways in varying positions. Think of the possibilities when you had over the remote and get on all fours. Yummy.

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10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator – A Sex Toy Review

10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator (Adam & Eve #Item K709)

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I was expecting a lot from the Remote Control Bullet. The 10 different pulsation patterns didn’t intrigue me as much as the remote control feature. The idea that my partner could control when I would got buzzed from as far away as 25 feet filled me with excitement. I started thinking about all the different scenarios we can use this toy.

I tested the vibe to make sure it worked. The pulsations felt good in my hand. The toy is made out of the same “touch coating” as my previously reviewed Mini Love Bullet, which is one of my favorite vibes. Like the Mini Bullet, the Remote Control Bullet is phthalates free and waterproof. Love that.

Once I inserted the Bullet, I handed the remote to my male case study. He likes things with buttons and immediately starting pushing the controller that varies the pulsations. The vibration is not terribly strong and did not jolt me with its power. This may or may not be a good thing for some people. I like a strong vibe for my clit, but prefer milder internal vibration stimulation.

Sure enough the remote control worked up to 25 feet away. The buzz traveled through rooms, closed doors, my jeans, and my panties. It is not completely silent, but only emits a low drone. If in a loud environment the toy would not be heard at all. I couldn’t distinguish between the pulsations patterns, but in the end it didn’t matter. I was more turned on by the control my case study had than the actual sensation of the Bullet. He had great timing of when to turn the Bullet on and off.

This toy was definitely good for foreplay, but without other sexual activity, I found it hard to reach an orgasm from the Bullet alone. It is a fun toy to pack in your purse and play with in public. The anticipation of when the button will be pushed is the true eroticism of the Remote Control 10 Function Bullet.

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Roller Dollz – A DVD Review

Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Item #H572, $34.95)

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:


Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio – A DVD Review

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio (Adam & Eve Item #F898, $29.95)

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As a fan of Tristan Taormino’s work, including her Village Voice column, her most recent book on open relationships, and, of course, her book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, I am always interested in Tristan’s viewpoint and education. The DVD “Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” did not let me down.

The DVD begins with Tristan giving a workshop to 10 women, some of who look like they might prefer to be in between the legs of a woman rather than a man. But when Tristan brings out Christian and Roxy to demonstrate some techniques all audience members are actively engaged. Occasionally the camera pans to the faces of women who are licking their lips, shifting their bodies forward, and gripping at their knees, suggesting that that would like a turn at Christian’s cock.

Previous to the live demo, Tristan discussed the male anatomy (circumcised and uncircumcised) and it’s arousal points using excellent illustrations. The body parts are then diagrammed on a still frame of Christian’s naked body in position to receive head from Roxy. Having the key areas pinpointed makes it easy to be knowledgeable where the giver is focusing her attention. Like with all the couples preforming, Tristan begins by asking what Roxy and Christian enjoy about giving or receiving fellatio. While seated next to them on a long ottoman, Tristan talks through the phases of a good blow job that she organizes in these four stages: warm up, experiment, rhythm, and orgasm. It might seem clinical or odd to have someone giving instructions, but Tristan is casual in front of the camera and the couple is used to performing. After talking and demonstrating the four phases (except orgasm), Tristan opens up the floor for questions.

The DVD then becomes to a more traditional porn with scenes between three other men and women pairings. Kaiya and Alec focus on teasing, Lindsey and Marcos feature hand job techniques, and Adrianna and Alec show advanced skills such as deep throating and deep face thrusting. All givers communicate well with the receivers (“Is that the right pressure?” “Like that?”) and Tristan provides instructional voice-overs. Fun fellatio tips and reminders pop up on paused frames. This feature, which is reminiscent of the 90’s VHI’s Pop Up Video, was an added surprise and was helpful to note the benefits of certain positions or to note what the giver does when she needs a break. Also, the action can be viewed without the voice over and pop up instructions. I recommend watching Adrianna and Alec’s hot and sloppy deep throating without the tips and voice overs, her skills are something to aspire to.

The givers definitely run the show in this DVD — they take the cocks in as little or as much as they like. In standing shots, many of the men have their arms clasped behind them. It’s hot to see women giving head and look so turned on doing so. I got so turned on watching them that I interrupted my man working and got down on my knees.

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Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator – A Sex Toy Review

Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator (Adam & Eve Item#K624, $24.95)

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Stormy says, “The deeper you go, the tighter I get!”
I say, “For a fun way to change up your grip, enjoy the simulation of fucking a porn star.”

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I picked out this male masturbator for the “curved ergonomic design that gets tighter the deeper you go!” As Stormy says, “I’m a super-stretchy 6″ handful, stuffed with a combination of ridged and knobby stimulators to drive your dick wild! I’m open-ended for easy care, use me with water-based lube.” I had my male case study compare this toy with the previously reviewed Hand Job Stroker (Adam & Eve Item #1236, $12.95).

Here are his thoughts:

Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator has a lot of advantages. It’s way more …uhhh… intense feeling than the old tried-and-true. There are a lot of internal contours that are a nice touch. There is a nice opening, too. The exterior is very wobbly, though – this one makes it very apparent that your holding a fake pussy. I guess that, in summary, I’d say that this is a very good false vagina – for all that is good and bad about that.

Reviews on the A&E website complain of the pussy being too small and breaking. My male case study has not found this to be a problem as of yet.

As someone who has fucked many women, I did enjoy sticking my lubed up fingers inside the jelly pussy. I liked feeling the contours of the canal. Although it will never be as good as the real thing, Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator comes pretty close.

I recommend getting this toy and stroking yourself while you listen to my sexy sex stories. Come’on. You know you want to.

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Episode 12 – Under the Cover -or- Javier, part 1

Phone sex, relationship negotiation, and nude picture withholding.

 

Episode 10 – Hard Up

Woody Allen, a double porn star massage, breast molding and rubbing one out to love.