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Abbywinters.com porn photos continuously crop up on Tumblr pages and I have been intrigued by the site that boasts to have unscripted, undirected, and all natural women actually getting each other off. Watching “Girls Arching For Girls,” an abbywinters.com production, shows you benefits of subscribing to the porn site.

Most women don’t like porn because it seems fake, routine, and even if the lady is enjoying it, she inevitable ends up with cum on her face. “Girls Aching For Girls” is a refreshing change of pace with models sporting little or no makeup, non-toned bellies, pubic hair stubble, and contorted orgasm faces. In other words, they are not actors.

Watching this porn, I felt like a peeping tom viewing my neighbors having a long romp after Sunday brunch. Annabelle Lee and Joannie try just about every position on an overstuffed red leather chair. These ladies know their way around a pussy and they like to get each other off. I lost track of how many orgasms they each had. In fact, so did the director who asked the ladies questions about their 40 minutes of sexing. I couldn’t understand all that the bubbly Aussies had to say about having sex on camera, but I did get the orgasm count (you will have to watch to find out the answer) and how each woman’s lady bits felt to the other when she came.

Chloe and Jilly have a sweet lovemaking session bedside complete with out of breath check in breaks. Like Annabelle Lee and Joannie, these ladies are all natural, pleasing each other with tongues, fingers, and leg scissoring. The after interviews are a sweet touch to the production, especially when a naked surprise visitor stops by.

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Growing up, Bewitched was one of my favorite shows to watch on the Nickelodeon. I loved Daren posturing over Samantha’s witchcraft. One can only imagine the stunts Samantha and her witchy family pull when the sweet 1960’s TV series gets a dirty twist.

“Not Bewitched XXX” is a lengthy porn with solid interludes between sex scenes. The plot centers on Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) turning 1-year-old Tabitha (Teagan) into her future 18-year-old self — hot bod, sex kitten, and all. When Clara can’t undo the spell, Tabitha lingers in her future person long enough to discover sex. Tabitha’s sexual self-discovery begins when she politely excuses herself from the group to have a nap. But who could rest after a spell like that? With the curiosity and intrigue of a child, Tabitha gropes and provokes her adult body. I definitely recommend this AVN award-winning scene if you are into age place.

Also, if you have a thing for chicks in white Go-Go dancer boots this is your flick. Tabitha keeps her white boots on throughout her masturbation sequence. And Sasha Grey makes a white boot appearance on Darren’s desktop with her male cohort (Aaron Wilcoxxx). Best lines muttered from Sasha’s smoldering lips, “Take your fucking shirt off. Right now. That’s it.” Sasha Grey: desktop, reverse cowgirl, donning only white go-go boots, small tits bouncing, and dirty talking except when she is deep throating. Can we say replay. Male case study and I have watched this scene over and over again. Meow.

Falling not too far behind in my favorites is the sex scene between Tabitha (Jenna Haze) and Darren (Mike Horner). The husband and wife duo don’t stay wholesome for long. Jenna Haze coos at her man like a good wife saying things like, “Just like that. Yes.”

Other highlights include Nina Hartley as Samantha’s mother who magically appears in scenes at her whim and spouts off her opinion, just like in the TV show. Also, Ron Jeremy plays a genie that oversees an orgy of eight women. The women are in a free for all that occasionally becomes choreographed in oral sex circles and the like. Ron Jeremy and another women hold court, looking over the debauchery and touching themselves with abandon.

“Not Bewitched XXX” napped AVN’s 2009 award for Best Sex Comedy which is fitting considering the attention to detail in plot, character, costumes, makeup, and theatrics, including the dubbed in canned laughter. Including bonus features, this DVD boasts to have 5 hours of footage. The movie itself is 2 hours and 22 minutes, which is plenty of time to have a laugh, a wank, and a fuck, select your favorite scenes and repeat. At least, that is what the male case study and I did.

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The male case study and I are on a Sasha Grey kick. That coupled with a new Blu-ray player made for a fun night of home entertainment.

“Sun Goddess: Malibu” is the prom photo shoot of porn not in the cheesy backdrop sense, but in the “I’m going to bring my A game” sense. The production is shot entirely outside, with extensive and quality lighting, and varied pan shots with a camera boom. The high definition quality of Blu-ray means no stone was left untouched; not a boob job scar or ingrown pubic hair bump spotted.

The flick opens with Teagan Presley clad in a string bikini against a bright blue and smoke puff-clouded sky. The camera pans from overhead to skim her tanned and taunt body, making the viewer feel like you could just reach out and touch her. Her striptease, which includes covering herself with water, becomes slightly awkward when the dubbed in music stops.

Each of the 4 stars, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Gianna Lynn, and Bree Olsen, have a 12 minute solo spot centered around a strip tease, a show and touch of genitalia, and dildo play. Subbing in for the facial shot, each scene ends with coy dildo licking. Teagan Presley’s licking includes, in my opinion, the unfortunate, “ass to mouth,” a skill she touts in the behind the scenes footage.

The AVN Awarding winning porn not only won for Best Solo Sex, but also Best All Girl Group Sex Scene. And what a scene it was. For 43 minutes, the ladies romp poolside for an evening filled with ass slapping, French kissing, carpet munching, dildo fucking, dirty mouth talking, strap on wearing, titty bouncing, clit rubbing, partner swapping fun filled times.

Sasha Grey is the only one without breast implants or a spray tan and that makes me like her even more. Her solo sex scene standing against a tree does not disappoint. Sasha has mastered the “come hither” look and she quietly mutters, “fuck” as she pleasures herself. It’s her naturalism in the act that gets the male case study and I every time.

Check out “Sun Goddess: Malibu” for the storyline free, artfully crafted pan shots of hot bodies, women pleasing themselves and each other action. If you like your porn sexy lesbian then order this one up.

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This installment of the Debbie series revolves around a rag tag group at spring break camp. Debbie (Sunrise Adams) is the cheerleading captain from the poor side of town and her spoiled rich teammates like to give her a hard time, be her best friend, and order her around. It’s all very confusing, just like in high school.

The interludes are long with some campy acting and pretty unfortunate fashion styling. The ladies cheer in rather conservative uniforms and the hot little bod of Sunrise Adams gets covered up in sweat suits five times her size. The baggy duds don’t stay on for long, of course, but still the sexy wearing-my-boyfriend’s-clothes is taken to an unsexy extreme in this skin flick.

Some highlights from the interludes are “The Man Show” inspired with naked jumping jacks, jogging without bras, and many rounds of spin the bottle.

The smut scenes are masturbation heavy, which is fitting for the camp backdrop. The sex is rather tame, but honest. Sunrise Adams eats a pussy like she actually enjoys the trip downtown. And female domination can be read into the not one, but two, scenes of a woman sitting on a man’s face.

Female empowerment can also be found in the opening scene when a woman gives a show for her jock boyfriend in the woods. Clothes stay on for the most part, but she rubs one out and scores the first come of the camp. Of course, her shudders are followed with engulfing his large cock in her mouth. But honestly, she looks happy as a clam to do so. In fact, she demanded him to put his cock in her mouth and she followed up phenomenal deep throating and cock spitting.

Debbie gets her voyeurism on when her co-workers break into spontaneous sex at the dining hall. She’s not left on the tabletop touching herself doggie style for long — a full-blown threesome erupts with ice cubes to boot. In the end, Debbie and her nemesis end up on the field naked mud wrestling and making out because where would a cheerleading camp movie be without that hot mess?

The bonus features are only photo galleries, but this 2-hour movie will keep you entertained plenty.

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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.

Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.

But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.

Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.

The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.

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Because I enjoyed the first parody so much, I had to check out the sequel and it did not let me down. Returning to this genius parody is Ashlynn Brooke (Michelle), Gianna Michaels (Candy), James Deen (Jimmy) and Dane Cross (Dwayne). Joining the crew is Sadie West (Sam), Nika Noir (Kylie), Jenny Hendricks (Kara), Randy Spears (Reed), Mr. Marcus (Stan), and Dino Bravo (Dave). The premise and interludes had me laughing just like the first one.

When Michelle is called to headquarters for her yearly review, she fears getting a corporate whip lashing. So she makes a video to demonstrate her dedication to employee happiness at Dinder Muffin. Here are the highlights:

Monday, Candy and Stan: inter-racial hard and fast fucking, serious deep throating, she’s a laugher and likes to bounce. Watching her naturally large boobs make fast and furious circles made my clit skip a beat.
Tuesday, Sam and Jimmy: It’s all about her pleasure in this one: clit rubbing, ass rimming, head giving, she’s a panter, and not a faker. Seeing her orgasm is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. It’s not one of those “did she come?” guessing games. He works for her pleasure and she climaxes more than once.
Wednesday, Kylie and Reed: multi-tasking a blowjob and rubbing one out for herself.
Thursday, Michelle and Dwyane: They coo and fuck and she fixes his nuts.
Friday, Kara and Dave: upside down face fucking with saliva a plenty, corona popping, and the 69. Everything after that is a bit of a bore.

In this weekly recap Monday and Tuesday were my favorite days. And there is more of Tuesdays vixen Sadie West in the bonus features. Hotness.

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I was a little misled by the name of this product. I thought the Ultimate Stroker Beads would be a great male masturbator toy. Then I read the box and I realized it was more of a cock ring than masturbator. My male case study has not used a cock ring and he was hesitant about this one. I thought it would be his style being that he used to wear a beaded chain fan pull as a bracelet. When I reminded him of this, a smile crept over his face. He said he would try the toy out.
We were in a bit of a quickie situation; we had to be at a dinner party in less than an hour. Going for the sure fire techniques that we’ve mastered we got each other ramped up. Then he reached for it — The Ultimate Stroker Beads.
“I thought I would put it on,” I said and reached for his cock. But it was too late. He was leashed up. His cock looked pretty hot all fancied up.
“What’s it like to stroke yourself with it on?” I asked.
It was delicious to watching his fist wrap about the beaded portion of his cock. However, it did not feel so good for him. One stroke up and then back down and he was done with that.
“That hurts. I have a better idea on how to use it,” he said and pulled my legs in the air. He positioned The Beads at the base of his cock and brought his tip to my labia. He ran the head of his cock up and down my lips like he knows I like.
“What do the Beads feel like? Is it working like a cock ring? You know that the cock ring is supposed to suppress the blood flowing to the cock, which makes for a longer and stronger orgasm.”
“Yeah. I know. We’re not writing the review now. No more questions,” he commanded.
“Sorry,” I said. The last syllable was dragged out into a moan — he was inside of me.
The deeper he drove, the more the beads come in contact with my clit. A-Ha. Maybe this was the true gem of this toy. I like it.
I will leave the rest of our sex to your imagination. But here are some final thoughts about the toy.

The Ultimate Stroker Beads:
• didn’t work so well as a masturbator or a cock ring. The beading is too hard for stroking and the elasticity too lose to really restrict the blood flow like a cock ring.
• worked really well as a fun experiment. It was enjoyable to try something new that will not break the bank.
• felt good on our genitalia because we were mostly hairless. If not hairless, I think hair would get caught in the elastic beading.
• is great for a bit of extra external stimulation for her.

Because he said it didn’t feel like anything in particular to have it on and because I think he looks hot wearing it and I like the way it feels, you can bet we will be using this one again.

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:

Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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As a fan of Tristan Taormino’s work, including her Village Voice column, her most recent book on open relationships, and, of course, her book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, I am always interested in Tristan’s viewpoint and education. The DVD “Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” did not let me down.

The DVD begins with Tristan giving a workshop to 10 women, some of who look like they might prefer to be in between the legs of a woman rather than a man. But when Tristan brings out Christian and Roxy to demonstrate some techniques all audience members are actively engaged. Occasionally the camera pans to the faces of women who are licking their lips, shifting their bodies forward, and gripping at their knees, suggesting that that would like a turn at Christian’s cock.

Previous to the live demo, Tristan discussed the male anatomy (circumcised and uncircumcised) and it’s arousal points using excellent illustrations. The body parts are then diagrammed on a still frame of Christian’s naked body in position to receive head from Roxy. Having the key areas pinpointed makes it easy to be knowledgeable where the giver is focusing her attention. Like with all the couples preforming, Tristan begins by asking what Roxy and Christian enjoy about giving or receiving fellatio. While seated next to them on a long ottoman, Tristan talks through the phases of a good blow job that she organizes in these four stages: warm up, experiment, rhythm, and orgasm. It might seem clinical or odd to have someone giving instructions, but Tristan is casual in front of the camera and the couple is used to performing. After talking and demonstrating the four phases (except orgasm), Tristan opens up the floor for questions.

The DVD then becomes to a more traditional porn with scenes between three other men and women pairings. Kaiya and Alec focus on teasing, Lindsey and Marcos feature hand job techniques, and Adrianna and Alec show advanced skills such as deep throating and deep face thrusting. All givers communicate well with the receivers (“Is that the right pressure?” “Like that?”) and Tristan provides instructional voice-overs. Fun fellatio tips and reminders pop up on paused frames. This feature, which is reminiscent of the 90’s VHI’s Pop Up Video, was an added surprise and was helpful to note the benefits of certain positions or to note what the giver does when she needs a break. Also, the action can be viewed without the voice over and pop up instructions. I recommend watching Adrianna and Alec’s hot and sloppy deep throating without the tips and voice overs, her skills are something to aspire to.

The givers definitely run the show in this DVD — they take the cocks in as little or as much as they like. In standing shots, many of the men have their arms clasped behind them. It’s hot to see women giving head and look so turned on doing so. I got so turned on watching them that I interrupted my man working and got down on my knees.

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They say, “Sneak a peak at 17 of the horniest hotties ever – wild chicks who can’t sop cravin’ creamy cooze juice.”
I say, “These chicks are horny and I think they crave anything sex related.”

Highlights for me:
Scene 1: Mouth then pussy fucking with a dildo. Dildo holder fucked her good.
Scene 2: Devil and schoolgirl costumes.
Scene 3: A well-choreographed interrogation scene with leather worship, intimidation & seduction with belt.
Scene 4: Quick, down & dirty action in a kitchen & on a library ladder.
Scene 5: Long dong fucking.
Scene 6: Muff diving on a vixen in a sexy leather corset
Scene 7: Toe sucking.
Scene 8: Girly nipple sucking.
Scene 9: Spitting on and spanking of pussy.

Clips seem like they are from pulled from the late 90’s, early 2000’s. The DVD was produced in 2004. Seeing the styling from that time period is a fun trip down memory lane. I did not care for the chatty home video style talk found in Scenes 5, 6, 8 and 9. If you tend to watch porn with the volume off like I do, the chat doesn’t matter. And if you watch with the volume on, you may find it is nice to listen to the women’s rapport with one another.

Interestingly, the bonus footage of “Munch” is a hetero fuckfest between a couple, which begins with one hot blowjob. Maybe the producers felt that after 2 hours of carpet munching, cock was a good after dinner mint. The sex between Violet Blue and Joey Ray is hot and I have found myself going back to this DVD just for this scene.

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