From the Fast Girls anthology a reading of Five-Minute Porn Star by Jacqueline Applebee.
Episode 26 – Five-Minute Porn Star
Published: August 7, 2010Posted in: Podcast
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Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge – A DVD Review
Published: July 29, 2010Posted in: Review
“Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #5026, $29.95)
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This installment of the Debbie series revolves around a rag tag group at spring break camp. Debbie (Sunrise Adams) is the cheerleading captain from the poor side of town and her spoiled rich teammates like to give her a hard time, be her best friend, and order her around. It’s all very confusing, just like in high school.
The interludes are long with some campy acting and pretty unfortunate fashion styling. The ladies cheer in rather conservative uniforms and the hot little bod of Sunrise Adams gets covered up in sweat suits five times her size. The baggy duds don’t stay on for long, of course, but still the sexy wearing-my-boyfriend’s-clothes is taken to an unsexy extreme in this skin flick.
Some highlights from the interludes are “The Man Show” inspired with naked jumping jacks, jogging without bras, and many rounds of spin the bottle.
The smut scenes are masturbation heavy, which is fitting for the camp backdrop. The sex is rather tame, but honest. Sunrise Adams eats a pussy like she actually enjoys the trip downtown. And female domination can be read into the not one, but two, scenes of a woman sitting on a man’s face.
Female empowerment can also be found in the opening scene when a woman gives a show for her jock boyfriend in the woods. Clothes stay on for the most part, but she rubs one out and scores the first come of the camp. Of course, her shudders are followed with engulfing his large cock in her mouth. But honestly, she looks happy as a clam to do so. In fact, she demanded him to put his cock in her mouth and she followed up phenomenal deep throating and cock spitting.
Debbie gets her voyeurism on when her co-workers break into spontaneous sex at the dining hall. She’s not left on the tabletop touching herself doggie style for long — a full-blown threesome erupts with ice cubes to boot. In the end, Debbie and her nemesis end up on the field naked mud wrestling and making out because where would a cheerleading camp movie be without that hot mess?
The bonus features are only photo galleries, but this 2-hour movie will keep you entertained plenty.
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Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse – A DVD Review
Published: May 15, 2010Posted in: Review
“Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse” DVD (Adam & Eve Item # 4869, $39.95)
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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.
Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.
But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.
Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.
The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.
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The Office 2: A XXX Parody – A DVD Review
Published: March 13, 2010Posted in: Review
“The Office 2: A XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #M756, $24.95)
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Because I enjoyed the first parody so much, I had to check out the sequel and it did not let me down. Returning to this genius parody is Ashlynn Brooke (Michelle), Gianna Michaels (Candy), James Deen (Jimmy) and Dane Cross (Dwayne). Joining the crew is Sadie West (Sam), Nika Noir (Kylie), Jenny Hendricks (Kara), Randy Spears (Reed), Mr. Marcus (Stan), and Dino Bravo (Dave). The premise and interludes had me laughing just like the first one.
When Michelle is called to headquarters for her yearly review, she fears getting a corporate whip lashing. So she makes a video to demonstrate her dedication to employee happiness at Dinder Muffin. Here are the highlights:
Monday, Candy and Stan: inter-racial hard and fast fucking, serious deep throating, she’s a laugher and likes to bounce. Watching her naturally large boobs make fast and furious circles made my clit skip a beat.
Tuesday, Sam and Jimmy: It’s all about her pleasure in this one: clit rubbing, ass rimming, head giving, she’s a panter, and not a faker. Seeing her orgasm is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. It’s not one of those “did she come?” guessing games. He works for her pleasure and she climaxes more than once.
Wednesday, Kylie and Reed: multi-tasking a blowjob and rubbing one out for herself.
Thursday, Michelle and Dwyane: They coo and fuck and she fixes his nuts.
Friday, Kara and Dave: upside down face fucking with saliva a plenty, corona popping, and the 69. Everything after that is a bit of a bore.
In this weekly recap Monday and Tuesday were my favorite days. And there is more of Tuesdays vixen Sadie West in the bonus features. Hotness.
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