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As a fan of glass dildos (read my reviews of the Crystal Crescent and the E Glass Screamer), I was curious to check out the Taffy Tickler Silicone Twist for it’s crossbreed action. The pink and purple frosting-like decoration of silicone nubs adds another tactical layer to the warmth or coolness of glass. Both ends of the 8.5” x 1.5” dildo are useable and the toy is phthalate free.

Massaging the nubbed end against my labia felt like a relaxing yoni massage. Not that I have had a yoni massage, but the sensation is what I imagine a massage for the lady parts would feel like. However, insertion of the nubbed end proved to be less enjoyable. All the little silicone-frosting droplets were like rubber stoppers upon entry; they would not move easily, even with a dollop of lube. Instead of forcing something that wasn’t working, I focused on what was — a clit massage.

The Taffy Tickler looks to me like a strange medical implement, which inspired a doctor patient role-playing scene while I masturbated. A la 1850’s, I was being treated for hysteria. Spread naked on a table for examination, the doctor chose the Taffy Tickler from his medical cabinet and described my condition. Gently, while describing what he was doing and what I would feel, he rubbed the toy against my labia. He looked on with kind eyes as I felt a stirring in my lower body that I had never felt. He told me it was normal to move around and release any noises that came to me. I did. And then he moved quicker; the doctor pumped the dildo against my clit with speed and precision until I called out in joy. Thank, you doctor, thank you.

I highly recommend purchasing the Taffy Tickler to tickle your own masturbation role playing fantasies and more.

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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.

Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.

But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.

Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.

The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.

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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.

During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.

The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.

Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.

As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.

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Here’s an exert: “I like to feel his body and only see his arm wrapped around my body and my hand balled in his. I desire and adore his hands. Fierce, strong, and gentle, his hands feed, bathe, touch, tease, taunt, punish, poke, spank, tickle, surprise, arouse, and fuck me. Daddy’s hands are the provider of my pleasure and pain. He traces the side of my naked body with his hand…”

Read it again and again when you purchase the e-book for only $1.99.

I will be recording the audio for the audiobook. Due later this summer.

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They say, “Soft as silk material lets you whip ‘em good”

I say, “For those who want to be scared by a whip, but not hurt by one.”

The Love Whip is a great starter for couples who want to explore kink. It looks more threatening than it really is, therefore, it is a great tool to play with power dynamics without much concern of flogging technique or injury. Not to say one should not have some sense of technique and safety, but you don’t have to feel like you need to take a class in order to use this whip. At least, my case study didn’t.

I found the whip to be seductive. My case study had me on all fours and tickled the whip across my back. He held the whip at it’s midpoint and spanked my pussy, which was incredible arousing. There was no sting, just the pat, like one from a gloved hand. Then, with the whip pulled taut, he ran the strands across my pussy, which soft and sweet.

When held the nylon whip feels spongy, but when my case study played with the whip on my body, it felt blissful.

The whip has a fastener and D-ring, which allows for many storing opportunities. It looks quite sexy hanging from the back of my bedroom door. So if for nothing else, get it to spice up your bedroom decor. It can be a great way to begin discussing kink.

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My favorite thing about Paper Bag Press is the book cover art, or lack there of. The minimal cover leaves more to the imagination.

You can purchase a copy of my story “Nurse’s Needle” for only $2.49. And although this story has been produced as an “I Want Your Sex” podcast, the print version is different. Roughly 500 words have been added to extend the sex scene between the nurse and her naughty patient.

Here is a clip, “Nurse instructs me to sit back up so that she can check my heart rate. She draws a stethoscope from around her neck, places its buds in her ears and holds the circular end in her hand. With her other hand she separates my legs and steps toward the opening of my body. Nurse’s hand remains on my outer thigh and our smooth legs touch. Her upper body arches toward me in order to place the stethoscope at my heart. With this movement, more of Nurse’s cleavage becomes exposed;…”