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Tongue Vibe — A Sex Toy Review

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mia
Published: March 19, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , ,

Tongue Vibe Item (Adam & Eve# F150, $39.95)

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I like little things, like little vibrators and I love giving head. Therefore I thought the Tongue Vibe would be a perfect combination of two of my favorite things: a small vibe that can be slipped onto your tongue to enhance oral sex.

The Tongue Vibe boasts that it is a dual speed, quiet, powerful, glow-in-the-dark, non-metallic, non-latex, non-allergenic, and phthalate free vibrator. All of these characteristics are true. However, the bit about wearing this vibrator on your tongue while giving oral was near impossible.

I rolled my tongue to place it through the loop and as soon as I flattened my tongue, the vibe fell off. I tried several times. Trying to keep the vibe centered on my tongue was like trying to balance a spoon on your nose. Whenever I got the vibe steady and centered, I moved towards his cock, and then the toy fell off. The whole thing felt a little silly.

The instructions read that the vibe can be attached to more than just the tongue. So I attached both vibes to his cock and he fucked me for a bit. But because the vibe lay along his shaft and not perpendicular to it, I couldn’t get great clit stimulation from the vibrations; it just felt distracting.

Determined to find a good use for this toy, we experimented some more. Plus I wanted to get back to giving him head. I placed the vibes on my pointer and middle finger and massaged my cheek while slowly sucking the shaft of my male case stuffy. Yes. This is the right use for this toy. I liked the cheek massage and he enjoyed the soft waves that pulsated through my mouth to him. It wasn’t long before he came.

I recommend this toy be used as a finger vibe rather than a tongue vibe. Also, it is easy to remove the plastic holder (as shown in the photo) and use the vibe in a variety of ways. The Tongue Vibrator is a powerful little vibe, just not best used on the tongue.

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The Original Venus Butterfly — A Sex Toy Review

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Published: March 6, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: , , ,

The Original Venus Butterfly (Adam & Eve Item # K526, $24.95)

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The Venus Butterfly was one of the first sex toys I purchased back in my late teens. Over the years I have burned through many of these hand free vibrators, but the California Exotics ones have always lasted the longest. How have I burned through so many? Overheated the little things. The Venus Butterfly comes with little instruction, but I have determined that the vibrator should not be kept on full speed for longer than half an hour. It has been a couple years since I have owned a pair of these “vibrating panties,” so I was thrilled to get my hands on this one. Then, as I tried to put the Venus Butterfly on, I remembered the difficulty. Where do the straps go? What is the little extra thingy for? Does this strap go here or here?

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Here is a photo taken of the Venus Butterfly right after use. See those two straps at the bottom? They wrap around your thigh and the top strap wraps around your waist. Seems to be totally logical, but it can get confusing once attached to your body. I fastened the one strap around my thigh and then I looked in total uncertainty at the other straps dangling from my leg. Which one goes where?

While working to adjust the unattached leg strap, I somehow unbuttoned the strap from the butterfly. Now there were several empty clasps and I wasn’t sure which one went to which. I looked to the box for help, but I couldn’t be bothered to study the one diagram on the back. I threw the box to the side. I was going to have to figure this one out on my own. So I compared the one strap to the other and after a minute I determined what needed to go where. Once the leg straps where in place, the waist strap was easy to hook together.

The frustrating minute or so it took me to get the Butterfly attached was as familiar as was the vibration that buzzed the entire length of my pussy. It felt great to have my hands free to do other things other than hold a vibrator. I loved how snug the Venus Butterfly rested against my body. The low-to-high vibration is controlled on a slider fashioned on both sides of the remote and the speed variation is nicely designed. The Butterfly may not the quietest vibrator, but it might just be the girliest, and I love it for that. Having a pink vibrator attached to me makes me feel sexy, feminine, and in control of my pleasure. But I don’t always have to be the one holding the control. This can be used in a variety of ways in varying positions. Think of the possibilities when you had over the remote and get on all fours. Yummy.

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10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator — A Sex Toy Review

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mia
Published: February 13, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , , ,

10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator (Adam & Eve #Item K709)

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I was expecting a lot from the Remote Control Bullet. The 10 different pulsation patterns didn’t intrigue me as much as the remote control feature. The idea that my partner could control when I would got buzzed from as far away as 25 feet filled me with excitement. I started thinking about all the different scenarios we can use this toy.

I tested the vibe to make sure it worked. The pulsations felt good in my hand. The toy is made out of the same “touch coating” as my previously reviewed Mini Love Bullet, which is one of my favorite vibes. Like the Mini Bullet, the Remote Control Bullet is phthalates free and waterproof. Love that.

Once I inserted the Bullet, I handed the remote to my male case study. He likes things with buttons and immediately starting pushing the controller that varies the pulsations. The vibration is not terribly strong and did not jolt me with its power. This may or may not be a good thing for some people. I like a strong vibe for my clit, but prefer milder internal vibration stimulation.

Sure enough the remote control worked up to 25 feet away. The buzz traveled through rooms, closed doors, my jeans, and my panties. It is not completely silent, but only emits a low drone. If in a loud environment the toy would not be heard at all. I couldn’t distinguish between the pulsations patterns, but in the end it didn’t matter. I was more turned on by the control my case study had than the actual sensation of the Bullet. He had great timing of when to turn the Bullet on and off.

This toy was definitely good for foreplay, but without other sexual activity, I found it hard to reach an orgasm from the Bullet alone. It is a fun toy to pack in your purse and play with in public. The anticipation of when the button will be pushed is the true eroticism of the Remote Control 10 Function Bullet.

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Silicone Flexi-Power Rod — A Sex Toy Review

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mia
Published: December 4, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , ,

Silicone Flexi-Power Rod (Adam & Eve Item # A583, $29.95)

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They say, “7 levels of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.”
I say, “Part anal beads, dildo, and vibrator the Flexi-Power rod can be used in a variety of different ways.”

What first drew me to the Flexi Rod was the design, which reminds me of a riding crop — slender, flexible, and meant to be held in a specific manner. Unlike a riding crop, the flexibility of the Flexi Rod is for penetration and it would not make a good whip. Adam & Eve markets this toy as an anal vibrator, but the toy can be used for vaginal penetration as well. Having never experienced an anal vibrator I was curious to try.

Upon opening the Flexi Rod, I tested out the 7 vibrating functions to find which one I liked best. By pressing the two buttons at the same time, the quick stop is enacted. Then when you press the button again, it starts back at the first vibrating option. After a few rounds the varying speeds and sensations started to blend together. I thought I would like the “pulse, pulse vibration” function, but settled on vibration #1 which vibrates at a fast and steady pace.

Later, when my partner and I were having sex, he reached for the Flexi Rod to use instead of a butt plug. Always one to be intrigued by new things with buttons; he went through all the settings before deciding I would like the first vibration the best. (I love it when he is on the money.) All lubed up and on my hands and knees he inserted the vibrating toy only a few inches inside. I love anal play and vibrators so I expected to be overwhelmed with arousal upon insertion. I wasn’t. The vibration was so strong that I felt like my insides were being stirred up and messed with. I didn’t think I could warm up to the feeling so I asked him to stop. I was grateful for the quick stop button.

We went on to use the Flexi Rod as a beaded probe and found its bend-ability a nice feature. A word of caution when using the toy as a probe only, take out the batteries so that you don’t have to worry about turning on the vibration. I was surprised by a jolt a few times and shifting to turn the mechanism back off disrupted the rhythm a bit.

I have a sense that I will eventually get into vibrating anal penetration, until then the Flexi Rod will be used vaginally or as a probe without vibration. It is also worth noting that the silicone used to make the toy is phthalates free. This is good news for everyone involved. So get the Silicone Flexi-Power Rod for it’s design, versatility, and health consciousness.

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Pleasure Tape - A Review

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mia
Published: November 6, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , ,

Pleasure Tape (Adam & Eve Item # A041, $9.95)

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They say, “Pleasure Tape can be used to bind, gag, blindfold, or dress the object of your affection.”
I say, “Find your sexy bind with Pleasure Tape.”

Upon opening I immediately started playing dress up by fashioning the tape around various part of my body. It was easy to try out different starting positions of the wrap, as the tape is non-sticky and reusable. I liked feeling like I could play around with the tape without being wasteful. It was easy to undo the tape from itself and wrap back up. I’m not sure how much that matters, but I couldn’t wrap the tape back around the roll in the perfection that it came in.

When my partner came in the bedroom to find black tape wrapped around my breasts and between my legs he said, “I like what you got going on with the breasts, but I am not sure about the crotch area. Let’s see what else we can do with that.”

He undid my messy bondage with ease. Then he tore of a large piece to blindfold me. The adhesive of the tape is not strong enough to hold a blindfold around my head, so he tied the tape in a knot at the back of my head. Although the tape is not sticky enough to it tear at my hair, the tape and my hair ended in a tangle in the knotting process. The bind was tight, but later as I got shifted around, the tape loosened, and the blindfold fell around my neck. The same was true for the gag.

However, the bind around my wrists stayed throughout our romp. I felt sexy wrapped in the tape. It somehow felt more artistic than being bound in cuffs, which can feel heavy, and too dungeon like if you aren’t in the right mood. Using the tape felt playful, fun and easy. The tape does not have an overly plastic smell and my partner found it easy to rip with his hands. (I had to use scissors.)

So although this product cannot hold a bind in as many ways as it advertises, I still recommend buying a roll of Pleasure Tape. Even though the tape doesn’t work so well as a blindfold or gag, it works great to bind arms and legs to each other. If your partner has a thing for duck tape, then s/he will enjoy using this product. You both will have fun dressing up and binding. Also, I think Pleasure Tape will be especially handy on trips when room in the suitcase for bondage equipment is limited.

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Mini Love Bullet — A Sex Toy Review

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mia
Published: October 31, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , ,

Mini Love Bullet (Adam & Eve Item #A694, $9.95)

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As soon as I took the Mini Love Bullet out of it’s plastic, I had to try it out. Measuring a mere 2.25″ with one on/off button and colored lavender, the toy is sweet and non-threatening. I pushed the button a couple times and nothing happened. When I opened the bullet, I found a protective sheet used to keep the batteries fresh. (Oh!) Once removed, and the bullet was reconnected, I pushed the button and was taken aback by the strong vibrations pulsing from the little thing.

I plunged the Love Bullet below my waistline. The silky smoothness of the vibrator kissed my freshly waxed pussy and my body unfurled into the sudden and direct arousal. I love this new toy, I thought.

Too small for penetration (and btw not recommended for anal play), I kept the Mini Love Bullet to the outside of my pussy, stroking it up and down, and then I held it directly over the shaft of my hood. I came hard.

The Mini Love Bullet is packed with a strong and steady punch and although it is not “whisper quiet” as described on the package, the vibrating whirl is a low moan compared to high pitched whine of other vibrating toys.

One of the nicest features about the Mini Love Bullet is that it is compact and waterproof. The toy is easy to clean off and can tuck away in your shower amongst shampoo bottles and cleansers. I keep mine next to the soap for easy access and a nice reminder to give myself some love and to share the love.

While giving my man a blowjob in the shower, I held the Love Bullet at the base of his cock, while I tickled the tip with my tongue. I ran the vibrator along his shaft and then against my cheek while my mouth engulfed his cock. The toy was easy to glide around and he loved the sensation.

He said, “I feel like my cock is having an acid trip.”

Who doesn’t want to experience giving or receiving that?

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The Office: A XXX Parody — A DVD Review

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mia
Published: October 16, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , , , , , ,

“The Office: an XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #K494, $24.95)

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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.

During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.

The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.

Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.

As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.

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E-Glass Screamer Glass Dildo — A Sex Toy Review

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mia
Published: September 11, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , ,

E-Glass Screamer Glass Dildo (Adam & Eve Item #H045, $49.95)

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They say, “Enter a whole new realm of sensuality as you experiment with various hot and cold sensations.”
I say, “When you are ready to step up your game. Get the Screamer.”

There are many great features to this 9″ x 1.75″ wide dildo. And fear and screaming might be one of them. I admit, I was fearful of this toy. It feels heavy (Yes, it weight 14.75 ounces) and looks so big. So I let it hang out with my other toys for a bit and warmed up with my previous glass dildo, The Crystal Crescent. Then one night I was ready for The Screamer.

I wanted to explore with something a bit bigger and with more possibilities. As if the basic benefits of a glass toy weren’t enough, the Screamer offers more. The E-Glass is hand blown and is patented to withstand extreme temperatures without cracking or breaking. So put it in the microwave or freezer for a few seconds and wait for the reaction. The glass is also scientific grade SG-1 Borosilicate which means if you drop it a few times, it most likely will not shatter. How hot it that? Feel like you are back in Chemistry class. I do and I want more. I love experimentation.

Because putting this hunk of curved pink beads into my orphus seemed like enough of a first experiment, I went for the room temperature option first. My partner had me positioned on all fours and gave me excellent forth play with his tongue, fingers, and smaller dildos. Then with a bit of lube the Screamer went it and it was divine. The curves, beads, and bulbs allow for many position options. I loved when he inserted all three beads and fucked my G-spot. Then slowly he pulled out and ran the bulb shape tip across my clit and lips. And I did, in fact, scream when this toy and my partner drove me over the edge.

So if you’ve purchased and enjoyed my last 3 reviews involving G spot and female ejaculation play, you may be ready for The Screamer. It’s worth while to build up to this toy.

And I have so much left to explore with this one. Hot, cold, anal. The E-Glass Screamer is going to be on hand for a while, stored in it’s nice pink velvet bag.

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Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo — A Sex Toy Review

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Published: August 27, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , ,

Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo (Adam & Eve Item #F931, $29.95)

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They say, “This crystal clear glass confection is ideal for all toy users, and is a perfect choice for experimenting with glass sex toys and wands.”
I say, “The Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo looks really fucking cool on your nightstand or in your hand — fucking you, fucking him, fucking her.”

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With all the discussion about health risks about using porous jelly sex toys, I have been anxious to try out a glass toy. Glass toys are easy to clean (they can be boiled to kill germs), are hypo-allergenic, and are compatible with both water based and silicone lubricants. And this dildo comes with a handy drawstring pouch. Love that! Adam & Eve eased the stress of separating and storing toys with this one. All these features are excellent, but I wondered how it would feel.

I have purchased a hard plastic vibrating dildos that ended up left my pubic bone aching. So I was wary of the 7″ long x 1″ wide and 7+ ounces of heft. To my delight I was able to insert the Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo with ease and could fuck myself without the hard material jutting against my public bone in an annoying or hurtful manner. The ease of fucking is due to the seductive curve shape of the dildo. I thought I would just insert the slender bulb and use the larger one to hold on to, but as I got more and more hot and heavy, I switched sides and used the more bulbous end to stroke my G-spot. I am happy to report that both ends offer a great grip and fuck.

The angled shaft is meant for G-spot stimulation, so if you have gotten into exploring squirting from my review of “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation” this toy is a good starter. Next I will be reviewing an even bigger glass dildo that promises more internal sensation. We shall see……

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Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator — A Sex Toy Review

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mia
Published: July 31, 2009Posted in: ReviewTags: , ,

Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator (Adam & Eve Item#K624, $24.95)

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Stormy says, “The deeper you go, the tighter I get!”
I say, “For a fun way to change up your grip, enjoy the simulation of fucking a porn star.”

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I picked out this male masturbator for the “curved ergonomic design that gets tighter the deeper you go!” As Stormy says, “I’m a super-stretchy 6″ handful, stuffed with a combination of ridged and knobby stimulators to drive your dick wild! I’m open-ended for easy care, use me with water-based lube.” I had my male case study compare this toy with the previously reviewed Hand Job Stroker (Adam & Eve Item #1236, $12.95).

Here are his thoughts:

Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator has a lot of advantages. It’s way more …uhhh… intense feeling than the old tried-and-true. There are a lot of internal contours that are a nice touch. There is a nice opening, too. The exterior is very wobbly, though - this one makes it very apparent that your holding a fake pussy. I guess that, in summary, I’d say that this is a very good false vagina - for all that is good and bad about that.

Reviews on the A&E website complain of the pussy being too small and breaking. My male case study has not found this to be a problem as of yet.

As someone who has fucked many women, I did enjoy sticking my lubed up fingers inside the jelly pussy. I liked feeling the contours of the canal. Although it will never be as good as the real thing, Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator comes pretty close.

I recommend getting this toy and stroking yourself while you listen to my sexy sex stories. Come’on. You know you want to.

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