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Pleasurists #129

Mia Martina — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:17:51 +0000

In Suspence by Rozyland

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #128? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #130? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday May 15th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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EdenFantasys $30 GiftCard Giveaway! Deadline: May 10th @ 11pm Pacific.
Pub Crawl Passport Deadline: May 10th.
Win a Couture Collection vibe (part 2) Deadline: May 12th @ Midnight Eastern.
Welcoming The Warm Weather – It’s Giveaway Time! Deadline: May 18th.
$30 to Fascinations Giveaway Deadline: May 21st.
Somewhere Over the Rainbow is a LGBTQI Pride-Inspired Dildo Just for You! Deadline: May 25th @ 11am Central.
Fun Factory Giveaway Deadline: May 25th.
Sqweel Giveaway Deadline: May 25th.
It’s a Month of FUN at Babeland! Deadline: May 28th.
May Contest Giveaway – The Double Diver Deadline: May 31st @ 10pm Eastern.
Coochy Shave Gift Pack Giveaway Deadline: May 31st.
Win Blossom Organics Arousal Gel from Babeland.com! Deadline: May 31st @ 11:59pm.
Giveaway: Nosy Toyfriend Deadline: June 1st.
Twilite Massager Giveaway Deadline: June 3rd.
Delicate Illusions Plus Sized Swimsuit Giveaway Deadline: June 4th.
$30 ToysForSex.co Giveaway Deadline: June 4th.
Crystal Causes $12,000 sex toy giveaway & community fundraiser Deadline: July 31st.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Tantus Little Secret Touch by the bedroom blogger
Jopen Vanity Vr6 by buzzvibe
Evolved Fleur de Lis by padme amidala
Touch Shaft by Joanna Cake
i-Vibe Rabbit by Joan Price
Better Than Chocolate by Venus
LELO Gigi by Nicky
Nosy Toyfriend by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
JeJoue G-Ki by DIY Orgasms
Bzzz Buddies Shivers by Naughty Snow White
Berman Venus G by Naughty Snow White
Jopen Vanity Vr3 by Lucid Obsession
Matryoshka by LucyLemonade
Dream G by Red Vinyl Kitty

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Miscellaneous

Crystal Hand Job Stroker – A Review

Mia Martina — Thu, 05 May 2011 16:40:45 +0000

Crystal Hand Job Stroker (Adam & Eve Item #R100, $24.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com. Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item, including this one. Plus get 3 FREE adult DVDs, a FREE sensual gift, and FREE shipping on your entire order.

Climax Gems is gearing the Crystal Hand Job Stroker as a fun toy to use on your man. “Give your man a hand job he’ll never forget,” reads the tagline. With so many sex toys geared towards women, I am down with the concept of a toy exclusively for men that can be used by couples. But a hand job he’ll never forget? Leave the Crystal Hand Job Stroker for private time. If I’m in the room, you can bet my male case study is going to opt for my hands or other body parts over a stroker sleeve. But that’s just how we roll.

The Crystal Hand Job Stroker made by Climax Gems is 6” long, 2” at its widest point, and has 1” opening. The cyberskin toy is phthalate free with a ribbed hourglass tunnel and nubbed sphere for the tip. Also, at the tip is a small opening for easy clean up.

Having reviewed many male masturbators, I found the Crystal Hand Job Stroker to be middle of the line—not the best, not the worst. The size, opening, and contour shape are all decent. And after many uses, the cyberskin has yet to wear thin. The toy is waterproof, which is great for those early morning showers of my male case study when my body parts are still sleeping. As my male case study notes, “The interior ribbing doesn’t come close to feeling like the real deal, but it does feel different from your hand and the variety is nice.”

Get your Crystal Hand Job Stroker from www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount, plus all the free goodies mentioned earlier.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com.

Pleasurists #127

Mia Martina — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:03:41 +0000

Beauty on the rocks by I-V-S

Did you miss Pleasurists #126? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #128? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday May 1st @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Win a Massager, a Vibrator or a Rabbit. Deadline: April 27th @ 12pm Eastern.
Radical Relay for Life Raffle Deadline: April 29th @ Midnight Pacific.
Starlet Toyfriend Giveaway Deadline: April 29th.
$25 EdenFantasys Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: April 30th.
Sex Toy Reviewers Shopping Spree Contest Deadline: April 30th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
April is Green Sex Toy Month! 30 Toys for 30 Days Deadline: April 30th.
Win a Butterfly Vibrator Deadline: April 30th.
Giveaway: Trust Massage Oil Deadline: May 1st.
Groovy Chick Giveaway! Deadline: May 6th @ Noon Central.
Suede Fantasy Kit Giveaway Deadline: May 6th.
Pub Crawl Passport Deadline: May 10th.
Somewhere Over the Rainbow is a LGBTQI Pride-Inspired Dildo Just for You! Deadline: May 25th @ 11am Central.
Coochy Shave Gift Pack Giveaway Deadline: May 31st.
Win Blossom Organics Arousal Gel from Babeland.com! Deadline: May 31st @ 11:59pm.
Crystal Causes $12,000 sex toy giveaway & community fundraiser Deadline: July 31st.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Eroscillator by the bedroom blogger
Jopen Vanity Vr5 by Kaijah
Icicles No. 16 by Mistress Kay
Foreplay Ice by Angel deSanguine
Jopen Vanity Vr9 by Mistress Kay
Pulsing Peter Rabbit by Bella
Menage a Trois Triple Tongue Tickler by Sammi
Fairy Pocket Mini by Lucid Obsession
Jumbo 11inch Massager by Mr. Marvelous
We Vibe Tango by Lucid Obsession
Happy Angel by Kit O’Connel
Lucky 13 by Bella
Petite Couture Patina by LucyLemonade

Dildos

Bad Dragon Karabos by True Pleasures
Tantus G-Force by Mistress Kay
Jackhammer Jesus by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
njoy Pure Wand by Steve
Tantus Mikey O2 by Toys in Love

Anal Toys

Aneros Vice by Jake Holden
Sasha Grey Signature Plug by Pixel Kitten
Fun Factory Duke by Toys in Love
Pop Plug by Kate

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Bad Kitty Collar by Lucid Obsession

Adult Books/Games

Healing Sex by Kitty Stroker
XXXopoly by Mistress Kay
Pub Crawl Passport by Lucid Obsession
SexSmarts by Lucid Obsession
Cosmo’s Guide to Red-Hot Sex by Mistress Kay

Adult DVDs & Porn

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Stormy Leather La Femme by Toys in Love
Wand Controller by Red

Pleasurists #126

Mia Martina — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:48:20 +0000

Number One Fan by Unique Nudes

Did you miss Pleasurists #125? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #127? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday April 24th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

HapPenis Hats Giveaway Deadline: April 22nd.
Amante Giveaway! Deadline: April 22nd.
Surprise Easter Egg Contest! Deadline: April 23rd.
Who Says Adults Can’t Have Easter Presents, Too? Deadline: April 25th @ 11am Central.
Win some Fun Factory Flexi Felix anal beads! Deadline: April 25th @ 12am Eastern.
Win a Massager, a Vibrator or a Rabbit. Deadline: April 27th @ 12pm Eastern.
Radical Relay for Life Raffle Deadline: April 29th @ Midnight Pacific.
Starlet Toyfriend Giveaway Deadline: April 29th.
$25 EdenFantasys Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: April 30th.
Sex Toy Reviewers Shopping Spree Contest Deadline: April 30th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
April is Green Sex Toy Month! 30 Toys for 30 Days Deadline: April 30th.
Giveaway: Trust Massage Oil Deadline: May 1st.
Win Blossom Organics Arousal Gel from Babeland.com! Deadline: May 31st @ 11:59pm.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Fairy Pocket Mini by Sarahbear
Fun Factory BiMini Flash by buzzvibe
Jopen Vr9 by Bzzingbee
Tantus Little Secret by Toys in Love
Evolved Seduction by Mia Martina
California Exotic Novelties Tsunami by Toys in Love
Jopen Vanity Vr10 by True Pleasures
Sqweel by Joan Price
LingO Vibrating Tongue Ring by Lithaewyn
Jopen Vanity Vr3 by Kate
LELO Mia 2.0 by Pretty Power Tools

Dildos

Hankeren Bone by Toys in Love
First Mate by Mistress Kay
Octopussy by Pretty Power Tools
Butterfly Dichroic Wrapped G-Spot by Mistress Kay

Anal Toys

Pop Plugs by Red Vinyl Kitty
California Exotic Novelties L’Amour by Pixel Kitten
njoy Pure Plug by Andy
Your Highness by Bzzingbee

Toys for Cocks

Man Eaters From Outer Space by Red Vinyl Kitty

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Liberator Decor Wedge by Lucid Obsession

Lingerie

Zebra Pink Lace and Mesh Teddy by True Pleasures

Miscellaneous

Mini Mistress Massager – A Review

Mia Martina — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:33:42 +0000

Mini Mistress Massager (Adam & Eve Item #K333, $59.95)

I have not used the Hitachi Magic Wand from which the Mini Mistress Massager is based. But I have witnessed woman having intense orgasms from the Sybian masturbation saddle device. After using the Mini Mistress, I now understand the stillness of women’s bodies while on the Sybian, along with the gaping mouths, and astonished faces trying to process the intense pleasure they were feeling.

The Mini Mistress Massager is 8” long, is made with a phthalate free material (plastic and rubber), has five speeds, and comes with a 54″ USB cable and outlet adapter to plug in. The handheld massager has two buttons: one to control the speeds and one to turn the device on and off. With a vibrator of such might, I appreciated the accessibility of a quick on/off button instead of having to pass through all the speeds in order to turn off. Part of the Hustler brand, the Mini Mistress is categorized as a beginner toy. The cleaver and clean packaging of the toy details calories burned per hour in a “pleasure workout:” licking = 28 cals/hour, screaming = 24 cals/hour and the use of the Mini Mistress can burn up to 88/cal hour.

All my vibrators tend to be on the tiny side, so I thought handling the 8 inches of the Mini Mistress would tire my hand. But at only 6 ounces the Mistress felt light and the curve of the handle fit nicely in the palm of my hand. Also, on first handling I noticed that the tip has a flexible neck that allows for flexibility and easier movement.

I plugged the Mistress in, placed the vibrating knob on my clit, and within a few seconds on the first speed, by clit sprung into arousal. The speed was fast, the sensation relaxing, and the Mistress loud. I pushed on to the second speed and it was almost too much. I felt at any moment I was going to orgasm, but I didn’t. Feeling like my clit was getting over stimulated, I moved the Mistress around my labia. I pressed on to the third speed. The Mistress buzzed even louder and I grew a bit self-conscious by the noise. The Mistress demanded so much attention; I could focus on nothing else, my entire body was still except for my vagina occasionally twitching. After a while I found the sweet spot that would bring me to climax, but without over stimulation. But before I climaxed, I wanted to test out level 5. The Mistress hummed at her highest speed and I could only manage a second, the sensation too strong, and my labia becoming numb. I took the massager back to the first speed and my orgasm unfurled.

Since then I have used the Mini Mistress Massager many times, only using the first two speeds. The higher speeds too quickly over stimulate and numb my pussy and the noise more distracting than relaxing. But the sensation and orgasm from the vibration of level 1, gets me off every time. The sensation after using the device is like that of a massage — my skin reeling from the attention and nerves forced into relaxation after being stimulated with such intensity.

The tag line of Hustler toys is, “Relax It’s Just Sex.” I couldn’t agree more. Get your Mini Mistress Massager and start relaxing from www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount on many items, plus all the free goodies mentioned earlier.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com.

Pleasurists #121

Mia Martina — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 19:28:39 +0000

Chained by JoGraetz*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #120? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #122? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday March 20th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Birthdays and blow jobs and free shit, oh my! Deadline: March 16th @ 11:59pm Central.
Enter to Win an Irish Green Fun Factory Yooo! Deadline: March 17th @ 11am Central.
The Sweetist Kiss Contest Deadline: March 18th @ Midnight Eastern.
Amber’s Birthday Giveaway Deadline: March 20th @ Noon Eastern.
Happy birthday to me, happy dildo to you Deadline: March 25th @ 11:59pm Central.
Reflections Hope Giveaway Deadline: March 25th.
Win a Gorgeous Glass Sex Toy from C.A.P. and Dr. Ruthie! Deadline: March 31st.
Win Baci Lingerie and Spice Things Up This Spring Deadline: March 31st.
Win an XL V-RIng Vibrating Cock Ring Deadline: March 31st.
Get Naughty and Win a Naughty Weekender Kit Deadline: March 31st.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Solar Bullet by Curvaceous Dee
OhMiBod Freestyle G by Mistress Kay
JeJoue MiMi by Amber
iRide by Joan Price
Tantus Little Secret Spoon by Dusk
Berman Danae Massager by Mistress Kay
Icicles No. 16 by Mystress Lady Evyl
LELO Mia by Toys in Love
Phallix Precious Steel Series by Marilyn
Evolved Silky G by Tonia
Sinclair Institute Gia by Marilyn
Better than Chocolate Music Edition by Sexpert Lexi B.
Bunny Toyfriend by Manda
Bunny Toyfriend by LucyLemonade
Starlet Toyfriend by Manda
Evolved Silicone Delight by Beanfiddler

Dildos

Anal Toys

Ophoria A-Vibe by Toys in Love

Toys for Cocks

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Miscellaneous

Strip Tease Pole Dancing CD by Mistress Kay
Pin-Up Vibe & Bombshell Balm by Sammi
LELO Tantra by Mystress Lady Evyl
LELO Tantra by Apinkjellybean04
LELO Luna Beads by Kit O’Connell
Velvet Harness by Naughty Snow White

* Thanks to Jesper for suggesting the image this week and Nicky for the one last week.

Grip n Stroke – A Review

Mia Martina — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:29:11 +0000

Grip n Stroke (Adam & Eve Item #K333, $17.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com. Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item. Plus get 3 FREE adult DVDs, a FREE sensual gift, and FREE shipping on your entire order.

The Grip n Stroke boasts to have superior suction with a noduled head, a soft, intensely ribbed pleasure chamber, a non-slip thumb grip, and an exit hole to control suction. At 4.5 inches long and with an opening of only .5 inches the masturbator is rather small.

Granted, a stroker toy does not need to be as long as one’s shaft, but the device should be easy to slip on and off. The exit hole that the packaging details is .25 inches, which means this masturbator cannot be as easily used as a sleeve that could ride up and down the cock. Unlike many of the jelly masturbators that feel gooey and flopsy in your hand, the Grip n Stroke is sturdy.

The main flaw with the toy is the small openings. As my male case study determined, “If you want to feel like you are having anal sex without lube with an 18 year old, then this is your toy.” To which my response was, “Don’t you want that?” To which he said, “In theory, yes. But I don’t want that experience in a sex toy. That thing pinched my dick and it was too much effort to put on. Plus you aren’t even supposed to put on those things, there are just supposed to slip up and down the shaft, which this one was too tight to do. Plus that grip loop thing is stupid.”

Reviews on Adam & Eve are mixed. Many people had the same thoughts as my male case study, while many enjoy the tightness. I can only judge with my fingers and the ribbing did not amaze me. Also, it is not just that the opening and exit points are small; it is that the opening is so non-vagina like. The hole is literally a circle drilled through the piece. The lack of a softer opening that mimics the original female form, from which the toy is based, is partially to blame for an inadequate sensual masturbation experience.

I would pass on this masturbator, but try the ones my male case study gave a thumbs up to:
Stormy’s Tight Pussy and The Hand Job Stroker.

Check out other items from www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount on many items, plus all the free goodies mentioned earlier.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com.

Symphony Massager – A Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 18:35:08 +0000

Symphony Massager (Adam & Eve Item #R528, $29.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com.

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The Symphony Massager has five vibration patterns that the manufacturer equates to dance moves. The “moderate” is your basic low buzz, the “intense” is a high buzz, and “tango”, “quickstep”, and “samba” offer varying pulsing patterns. The velvety, soft plastic toy is waterproof, 7.5 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. From reviewing toys I have learned that I am a girl who digs the steady vibrations that can increase in intensity. Pulsing patterns are distracting to me. So even though others are offered I stick to the “moderate” and “intense” settings. Another distracting point when playing with vibes is how much noise they make. The Symphony Massager is more on the loud side, even when hidden under blankets. However, I can forgive its lack of quietness for its ergonomically curved design.

The one button controller on the arch of the Massager can rest on your pubic bone and the slope runs along your labia. The toy is long enough so that my thighs can hold the Massager in place. And then you can be hands free and you all know what that can mean. The options are endless.

My favorite way to use the Symphony Massager is nestling the toy in between my legs while on my belly. With other vibrators maintaining the “right” position while trying to give a blowjob, or make any movements really, can be cumbersome. But because of the curved design and length of the Massager I was able to keep the vibrator right on point. Although not a super quiet toy, the Symphony Massager gives a comforting feeling like hot tea on a winter night. After a long day, I just want to snuggle and ride my Symphony Massager, sometimes alone, and sometimes with a cock in my mouth.

Get your Symphony Massager or another sexy treat from www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount, plus all the free goodies mentioned earlier.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com.

I-Vibe Pocket Rocket – A Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:53:25 +0000

I-Vibe Pocket Rocket (Adam & Eve Item #4292, $39.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com.

You still have time to make this Valentine’s one that you’ll both never forget. With every Adam and Eve order you will receive a FREE Romance Kit, which includes a toy for him, a special massager for her and a little something we know you’ll both enjoy! And you will also get a FREE adult DVD and FREE shipping on your entire order. That is three FREEs, plus 50% off one item.

If you or your lady friend does not have the IVibe Pocket Rocket in her collection, then get it for you or for her today. The 4” long and 1” wide vibrator has a strong single speed that will get you off without getting you numb. The size and twist on and off control is easy to maneuver for solo and partner pleasure.

Do note that the one AA battery needed does not come with the product. However a 1.7 oz bottle of iLube is a part of the package. The iLube is scentless and silky, not sticky, and makes gliding of the Pocket Rocket effortless.

My favorite part of the Pocket Rocket is the 3 metal nubs at the top of the vibrator. With the right pressure, the nubs can glide or grind against your skin. After much use, I learned that holding one of the metal nubs to the left quadrant of my clit (rather than directly on my clit) proved for a speedy and heightened orgasm. I really enjoy experimenting with that level of precision. Because so many other vibrators are large and all consuming, I don’t think I would have found out about my left quadrant pleasure center without the Pocket Rocket. I recommend you find yours or hers for a special Valentines treat.

Purchase I-Vibe Pocket Rocket at www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount, plus all the free goodies mentioned earlier.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com.

Head Honcho – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:01:08 +0000

Head Honcho (Adam & Eve Item Item #F575, $22.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com.

Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item.

Remember Talk Sex with Sue Johnanson — the lady who looked like your conservative grandmother who would give frank and informative sex advice on cable TV? Sue Johnanson backs the Head Honcho and although it might not be so sexy to find a caricature of her on the box of a sex toy, Sue does have sex education cred.

The Head Honcho boasts that it has 3 suction cavities with a 5” shaft, and that it is tight and stretchy. The pussy sleeve (do you find that word as amusing as I do?) is made from silicone and is phthalate free.

It has been a while since I gave the male case study a toy of his own to review. “What’s this?” He said as I slipped it to him from outside of the shower curtain.

“Something to spice up your morning wank.”

He came out of the shower with a confused and thoughtful expression and had this to share.
“Unlike other masturbators I have used, this did not have the best overall design. The entry felt nice, but the inside crevices were too perfectly manufactured.”

I crept my fingers inside the Head Honcho and I would concur with my male case study. The 3 suction cavities are like a version of the round Tinker Toy piece and your skin does not easily glide past each cavity.

The male case study said he preferred the other masturbators we have reviewed. Check out our reviews of Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator and The Hand Job Stroker.

The design of this fake pussy being a little too fake, the male case study said he will keep the Head Honcho for emergency masterbation situations only. But this is just one male case study opinion. Like the other male masturbators I have reviewed, I recommend getting this toy and stroking yourself while you listen to my sexy sex stories. Come’on. You know you want to.

Purchase the Head Honcho at www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com.

Body Souffle vs. Massage Oil — A Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 19:37:46 +0000

Sensual Body Souffle (Adam & Eve Item #R043, $14.95)
Sensual Massage Oil (Adam & Eve Item #R042, $15.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com. Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item.

Intimate Organics Body Souffle and Massage Oil are both paraben & DEA free, vegan, and made with organic extracts. The cocoa and goji berry scent is a sweetness that reminds me of fresh baked cupcakes.

My male case study began with the Body Souffle, applying the cream to my upper back. The fluffy mixture lathered in his hands and smoothly went onto my body. However, the Soufflé did not create a very liquid texture to consistently work with. After ten minutes, the mixture dried into my skin so his fingers could no longer easily manipulate my muscles. The Souffle became more of a skin mask leaving a light yellow residue on my back.

Not wanting to shower just yet, we tried out the Intimate Organics Massage Oil. Gingerly, my case study applied the oil on my lower back. It was the same great fragrance, yet a completely different feel. This product is like traditional massage oil that leaves the body slick and easy to maneuver. Slowly his hands worked my lower back, then ass, and then inner thighs. Because the product is organic and not full of chemicals, I did not shy away from his fingers occasionally slipping inside.

Because the Souffle residue wasn’t incredibly sexy, I recommend purchasing Intimate Organics Massage Oil for sensual foreplay and save the Souffle for a girl’s spa night. Both products smell divine, go on smooth, and wash off with ease.

Get yours at www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com

Fantasy Door Swing – A Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:11:57 +0000

Fantasy Door Swing (Adam & Eve Item #K876, $49.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com.

Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item.

They say, “Enjoy positions you never thought were possible.”
I say, “Enjoy positions your door wishes were not possible.”

The two harnesses of the Fantasy Door Swing hang over a door by two acrylic tubes. Unfortunately, these tubes only have placeholders in the harness and are not sewn in. When determining what door to use, the tubes kept falling out of the material. So rather delicately one has to drape the tubes over the door and see if the door closes shut. Patience is a virtue, right?

It should be noted that the hangers center of gravity will be coming from the top of the door therefore I would recommend only using the swing on solid doors. If the door isn’t sturdy enough, the wood will bow away from the frame. If you only have hollow core doors and don’t mind replacing them, then go for it. Otherwise, I would limit your time on the swing.

Once my male case study and I determined the best door, it was time to adjust the straps and try various positions. At first I was nervous about the swing holding all of my weight. After several rounds of, “Are you sure?” I finally pulled my weight into the arm harnesses and brought my feet into the bottom loops. With my backside towards him I felt like Spiderman climbing the wall. But naked and having my bits fondled. A couple rounds of spankings later, we moved to the next position. Adjusting the straps was easy, but getting in and out of the harness took some assistance.

The best position was rigging my inner thighs into the lower harnesses so it was like I was sitting on an imaginary chair in the middle of the door. I was pulled far enough off the ground that even if I stretched my leg, I couldn’t touch the floor.

“Here I am helplessly hanging from the door. So fucked.”

And, yes, that is exactly what happened. The door does bow out a bit, but fortunately I recently moved into a house with many, many doors. I might just want to try them all.

Purchase the Fantasy Door Swing at www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount.

Read more reviews at www.adamandeve.com

Under the Bed Restraint System – A Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 01 May 2010 11:51:44 +0000

Under the Bed Restraint System (Adam & Eve #A364, $59.95)

This and other fun items can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com.
Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item.

They say, “Turn any bed into a bondage playground.”
I say, “Excellent purchase, especially if you are new to bondage and your bed has no frame or other point of attachment. Or if you travel and have bondage equal on your list to sightseeing – this can turn any motel into a dungeon.”

I am not a huge fan of Velcro cuffs, mostly because of the noise they make when you take them off. It can be a major buzz kill. However, every toy has a time and a place. And when the time and the place are right, the Under the Bed Restraint System can be an easy way for the domme to control the sub.

It took a bit of mattress moving to get the straps set, but this task can be pawned off to the submissive, which was I. Finagling the straps under the bed was mildly annoying, but I was able to replace annoyance with excitement of what was to come. Because we agreed the Velcro adjustment noise is not so sexy, my domme attached the cuffs around my wrists and ankles before we started the scene.

I set up the straps to hang off the head and the foot of the mattress like my domme told me and I adjusted the straps to what looked like a good length. Surprisingly he did not hook me into the set up immediately upon his entrance in the room. But he is good at keeping me guessing like that. After verbally humiliating me, my domme pushed me on the bed, belly down. He locked my wrists in, pulled me up by my center so that I was on all fours, moved me so that my ankles hung off the mattress, locked my ankles in, and I was his. By the end of our scene, I was no longer thinking about the tacky Velcro noise.

The Under the Bed Restraint system is a great way to begin practicing bondage. With 60-inch straps, a restraint point can be placed nearly anywhere on or hanging off of a mattress. The novelty item also travels well and stores easily so a dungeon can get turned back into a guest room. Or the straps can be tucked in between the mattress and box spring and pulled out when desired. The Under the Bed Restraint System makes for great options – zip in, zest up, and turn on.

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Body Wax Massage Candle – A Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:01:45 +0000

Body Wax Massage Candle (Adam & Eve Item # 3155, $12.95)

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Sometimes it is nice to take the kinky experimenting down a notch and go back to the basics of scent and touch. The Flavor of Love Body Wax Massage Candle helps you do just that. The instructions read that one can let the candle burn for 20 – 30 minutes and then pour the melted soy wax onto your partner for a sensual massage.

Excited to give each other massages, I lit the candle before foreplay had begun. Quickly the aroma of vanilla bean filled the room. At first, I enjoyed the smell. Later, I came to despise it. With my willingly case study on his stomach, I dripped the candle wax on his back. The candle had been burning for just 10 minutes, but enough liquid had formed to massage his back.

The soy wax felt smooth, buttery, and non-greasy. The wax droplets did not harden like a regular candle wax. Instead I was able to easily work the wax into my hands and smooth over his skin. All to often, I focus on the blowjob as foreplay for my male case study. To instead give his back, shoulders, and neck some caressing was a nice change of pace.

Similarly when it was my turn to be massaged my male case study worked bodies parts of much neglect, my inner thighs and calves. When poured on, the wax didn’t burn like I expected it to. In fact having the warm liquid poured on the top most part of my inner thigh tickled a little. Somehow the wax maintained a warm temperature and never got too hot to burn which made tin was easy to handle.

Lying on my back with my leg raised to his chest, my male case study worked my leg muscles with expert finesse, that he no longer was my case study, but my masseur. A masseur who made many inappropriate passes and insisted on a happy ending. How could I refuse? I am a sucker for spontaneous role-playing, massage, and sex.

I recommend you get yours.

And on a final note, the vanilla bean aroma did stay in the room well after the masseur had closed up shop. After a while, I was irritated by the scent and I had to change the sheets. So I recommend using the Body Wax Massage Candle on laundry day or during your next hotel stay, where clean sheets are a phone call away.

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Tongue Vibe – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:46:35 +0000

Tongue Vibe Item (Adam & Eve# F150, $39.95)

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I like little things, like little vibrators and I love giving head. Therefore I thought the Tongue Vibe would be a perfect combination of two of my favorite things: a small vibe that can be slipped onto your tongue to enhance oral sex.

The Tongue Vibe boasts that it is a dual speed, quiet, powerful, glow-in-the-dark, non-metallic, non-latex, non-allergenic, and phthalate free vibrator. All of these characteristics are true. However, the bit about wearing this vibrator on your tongue while giving oral was near impossible.

I rolled my tongue to place it through the loop and as soon as I flattened my tongue, the vibe fell off. I tried several times. Trying to keep the vibe centered on my tongue was like trying to balance a spoon on your nose. Whenever I got the vibe steady and centered, I moved towards his cock, and then the toy fell off. The whole thing felt a little silly.

The instructions read that the vibe can be attached to more than just the tongue. So I attached both vibes to his cock and he fucked me for a bit. But because the vibe lay along his shaft and not perpendicular to it, I couldn’t get great clit stimulation from the vibrations; it just felt distracting.

Determined to find a good use for this toy, we experimented some more. Plus I wanted to get back to giving him head. I placed the vibes on my pointer and middle finger and massaged my cheek while slowly sucking the shaft of my male case study. Yes. This is the right use for this toy. I liked the cheek massage and he enjoyed the soft waves that pulsated through my mouth to him. It wasn’t long before he came.

I recommend this toy be used as a finger vibe rather than a tongue vibe. Also, it is easy to remove the plastic holder (as shown in the photo) and use the vibe in a variety of ways. The Tongue Vibrator is a powerful little vibe, just not best used on the tongue.

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The Original Venus Butterfly – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:46:40 +0000

The Original Venus Butterfly (Adam & Eve Item # K526, $24.95)

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The Venus Butterfly was one of the first sex toys I purchased back in my late teens. Over the years I have burned through many of these hand free vibrators, but the California Exotics ones have always lasted the longest. How have I burned through so many? Overheated the little things. The Venus Butterfly comes with little instruction, but I have determined that the vibrator should not be kept on full speed for longer than half an hour. It has been a couple years since I have owned a pair of these “vibrating panties,” so I was thrilled to get my hands on this one. Then, as I tried to put the Venus Butterfly on, I remembered the difficulty. Where do the straps go? What is the little extra thingy for? Does this strap go here or here?

Here is a photo taken of the Venus Butterfly right after use. See those two straps at the bottom? They wrap around your thigh and the top strap wraps around your waist. Seems to be totally logical, but it can get confusing once attached to your body. I fastened the one strap around my thigh and then I looked in total uncertainty at the other straps dangling from my leg. Which one goes where?

While working to adjust the unattached leg strap, I somehow unbuttoned the strap from the butterfly. Now there were several empty clasps and I wasn’t sure which one went to which. I looked to the box for help, but I couldn’t be bothered to study the one diagram on the back. I threw the box to the side. I was going to have to figure this one out on my own. So I compared the one strap to the other and after a minute I determined what needed to go where. Once the leg straps where in place, the waist strap was easy to hook together.

The frustrating minute or so it took me to get the Butterfly attached was as familiar as was the vibration that buzzed the entire length of my pussy. It felt great to have my hands free to do other things other than hold a vibrator. I loved how snug the Venus Butterfly rested against my body. The low-to-high vibration is controlled on a slider fashioned on both sides of the remote and the speed variation is nicely designed. The Butterfly may not the quietest vibrator, but it might just be the girliest, and I love it for that. Having a pink vibrator attached to me makes me feel sexy, feminine, and in control of my pleasure. But I don’t always have to be the one holding the control. This can be used in a variety of ways in varying positions. Think of the possibilities when you had over the remote and get on all fours. Yummy.

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10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:57:04 +0000

10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator (Adam & Eve #Item K709)

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I was expecting a lot from the Remote Control Bullet. The 10 different pulsation patterns didn’t intrigue me as much as the remote control feature. The idea that my partner could control when I would got buzzed from as far away as 25 feet filled me with excitement. I started thinking about all the different scenarios we can use this toy.

I tested the vibe to make sure it worked. The pulsations felt good in my hand. The toy is made out of the same “touch coating” as my previously reviewed Mini Love Bullet, which is one of my favorite vibes. Like the Mini Bullet, the Remote Control Bullet is phthalates free and waterproof. Love that.

Once I inserted the Bullet, I handed the remote to my male case study. He likes things with buttons and immediately starting pushing the controller that varies the pulsations. The vibration is not terribly strong and did not jolt me with its power. This may or may not be a good thing for some people. I like a strong vibe for my clit, but prefer milder internal vibration stimulation.

Sure enough the remote control worked up to 25 feet away. The buzz traveled through rooms, closed doors, my jeans, and my panties. It is not completely silent, but only emits a low drone. If in a loud environment the toy would not be heard at all. I couldn’t distinguish between the pulsations patterns, but in the end it didn’t matter. I was more turned on by the control my case study had than the actual sensation of the Bullet. He had great timing of when to turn the Bullet on and off.

This toy was definitely good for foreplay, but without other sexual activity, I found it hard to reach an orgasm from the Bullet alone. It is a fun toy to pack in your purse and play with in public. The anticipation of when the button will be pushed is the true eroticism of the Remote Control 10 Function Bullet.

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Silicone Flexi-Power Rod – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:47:42 +0000

Silicone Flexi-Power Rod (Adam & Eve Item # A583, $29.95)

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They say, “7 levels of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.”
I say, “Part anal beads, dildo, and vibrator the Flexi-Power rod can be used in a variety of different ways.”

What first drew me to the Flexi Rod was the design, which reminds me of a riding crop — slender, flexible, and meant to be held in a specific manner. Unlike a riding crop, the flexibility of the Flexi Rod is for penetration and it would not make a good whip. Adam & Eve markets this toy as an anal vibrator, but the toy can be used for vaginal penetration as well. Having never experienced an anal vibrator I was curious to try.

Upon opening the Flexi Rod, I tested out the 7 vibrating functions to find which one I liked best. By pressing the two buttons at the same time, the quick stop is enacted. Then when you press the button again, it starts back at the first vibrating option. After a few rounds the varying speeds and sensations started to blend together. I thought I would like the “pulse, pulse vibration” function, but settled on vibration #1 which vibrates at a fast and steady pace.

Later, when my partner and I were having sex, he reached for the Flexi Rod to use instead of a butt plug. Always one to be intrigued by new things with buttons; he went through all the settings before deciding I would like the first vibration the best. (I love it when he is on the money.) All lubed up and on my hands and knees he inserted the vibrating toy only a few inches inside. I love anal play and vibrators so I expected to be overwhelmed with arousal upon insertion. I wasn’t. The vibration was so strong that I felt like my insides were being stirred up and messed with. I didn’t think I could warm up to the feeling so I asked him to stop. I was grateful for the quick stop button.

We went on to use the Flexi Rod as a beaded probe and found its bend-ability a nice feature. A word of caution when using the toy as a probe only, take out the batteries so that you don’t have to worry about turning on the vibration. I was surprised by a jolt a few times and shifting to turn the mechanism back off disrupted the rhythm a bit.

I have a sense that I will eventually get into vibrating anal penetration, until then the Flexi Rod will be used vaginally or as a probe without vibration. It is also worth noting that the silicone used to make the toy is phthalates free. This is good news for everyone involved. So get the Silicone Flexi-Power Rod for it’s design, versatility, and health consciousness.

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Pleasure Tape – A Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:33:58 +0000

Pleasure Tape (Adam & Eve Item # A041, $9.95)

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They say, “Pleasure Tape can be used to bind, gag, blindfold, or dress the object of your affection.”
I say, “Find your sexy bind with Pleasure Tape.”

Upon opening I immediately started playing dress up by fashioning the tape around various part of my body. It was easy to try out different starting positions of the wrap, as the tape is non-sticky and reusable. I liked feeling like I could play around with the tape without being wasteful. It was easy to undo the tape from itself and wrap back up. I’m not sure how much that matters, but I couldn’t wrap the tape back around the roll in the perfection that it came in.

When my partner came in the bedroom to find black tape wrapped around my breasts and between my legs he said, “I like what you got going on with the breasts, but I am not sure about the crotch area. Let’s see what else we can do with that.”

He undid my messy bondage with ease. Then he tore of a large piece to blindfold me. The adhesive of the tape is not strong enough to hold a blindfold around my head, so he tied the tape in a knot at the back of my head. Although the tape is not sticky enough to it tear at my hair, the tape and my hair ended in a tangle in the knotting process. The bind was tight, but later as I got shifted around, the tape loosened, and the blindfold fell around my neck. The same was true for the gag.

However, the bind around my wrists stayed throughout our romp. I felt sexy wrapped in the tape. It somehow felt more artistic than being bound in cuffs, which can feel heavy, and too dungeon like if you aren’t in the right mood. Using the tape felt playful, fun and easy. The tape does not have an overly plastic smell and my partner found it easy to rip with his hands. (I had to use scissors.)

So although this product cannot hold a bind in as many ways as it advertises, I still recommend buying a roll of Pleasure Tape. Even though the tape doesn’t work so well as a blindfold or gag, it works great to bind arms and legs to each other. If your partner has a thing for duck tape, then s/he will enjoy using this product. You both will have fun dressing up and binding. Also, I think Pleasure Tape will be especially handy on trips when room in the suitcase for bondage equipment is limited.

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Mini Love Bullet – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:39:51 +0000

Mini Love Bullet (Adam & Eve Item #A694, $9.95)

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As soon as I took the Mini Love Bullet out of it’s plastic, I had to try it out. Measuring a mere 2.25″ with one on/off button and colored lavender, the toy is sweet and non-threatening. I pushed the button a couple times and nothing happened. When I opened the bullet, I found a protective sheet used to keep the batteries fresh. (Oh!) Once removed, and the bullet was reconnected, I pushed the button and was taken aback by the strong vibrations pulsing from the little thing.

I plunged the Love Bullet below my waistline. The silky smoothness of the vibrator kissed my freshly waxed pussy and my body unfurled into the sudden and direct arousal. I love this new toy, I thought.

Too small for penetration (and btw not recommended for anal play), I kept the Mini Love Bullet to the outside of my pussy, stroking it up and down, and then I held it directly over the shaft of my hood. I came hard.

The Mini Love Bullet is packed with a strong and steady punch and although it is not “whisper quiet” as described on the package, the vibrating whirl is a low moan compared to high pitched whine of other vibrating toys.

One of the nicest features about the Mini Love Bullet is that it is compact and waterproof. The toy is easy to clean off and can tuck away in your shower amongst shampoo bottles and cleansers. I keep mine next to the soap for easy access and a nice reminder to give myself some love and to share the love.

While giving my man a blowjob in the shower, I held the Love Bullet at the base of his cock, while I tickled the tip with my tongue. I ran the vibrator along his shaft and then against my cheek while my mouth engulfed his cock. The toy was easy to glide around and he loved the sensation.

He said, “I feel like my cock is having an acid trip.”

Who doesn’t want to experience giving or receiving that?

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The Office: A XXX Parody – A DVD Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:18:29 +0000

“The Office: an XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #K494, $24.95)

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If you are a fan of the scripted faux documentary TV show, The Office, then this porn is for you. The porn is well written and acted and captures the humor found in the TV show complete with rivalry between Jimmy and Dwayne (Jim and Dwight), befuddled glances to the camera from Jimmy, and “that’s what she said” jokes.

During a team meeting Michelle (Michael Scott) brings in an erotic dancer to give lap dances as a means to discuss sexual harassment. Ashlynn Brooke who plays Michelle is an excellent lead and delivers funny one-liners throughout the movie. When Michelle gets in trouble with her boss for sexually harassing employees, Michelle turns her sexual prowess on her superior. Lady Boss’ angered muttering about lawsuits quickly turns into pleasured moaning as Michelle pleases her with fingers, a vibrator, and a dildo in varying positions including 69 on Michelle’s desktop.

The sex between a sales manager and the receptionist (Jim and Pam) is hot with sensual kissing in between changing positions, spitting on fingers for lubricant, and clit rubbing during penetration. I actual think these two like to fuck each other. They make eye contact and moan like lovers enraptured with one another.

Watch your favorite couples from The Office and other office couplings get naughty on desktops and in break rooms.

As Michelle states in the movie, “I support the 3 F’s of the workplace: fun, funny, and inter-office fucking.” Get yours. I highly recommend you do.

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E-Glass Screamer Glass Dildo – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:59:55 +0000

E-Glass Screamer Glass Dildo (Adam & Eve Item #H045, $49.95)

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They say, “Enter a whole new realm of sensuality as you experiment with various hot and cold sensations.”
I say, “When you are ready to step up your game. Get the Screamer.”

There are many great features to this 9″ x 1.75″ wide dildo. And fear and screaming might be one of them. I admit, I was fearful of this toy. It feels heavy (Yes, it weight 14.75 ounces) and looks so big. So I let it hang out with my other toys for a bit and warmed up with my previous glass dildo, The Crystal Crescent. Then one night I was ready for The Screamer.

I wanted to explore with something a bit bigger and with more possibilities. As if the basic benefits of a glass toy weren’t enough, the Screamer offers more. The E-Glass is hand blown and is patented to withstand extreme temperatures without cracking or breaking. So put it in the microwave or freezer for a few seconds and wait for the reaction. The glass is also scientific grade SG-1 Borosilicate which means if you drop it a few times, it most likely will not shatter. How hot it that? Feel like you are back in Chemistry class. I do and I want more. I love experimentation.

Because putting this hunk of curved pink beads into my orphus seemed like enough of a first experiment, I went for the room temperature option first. My partner had me positioned on all fours and gave me excellent forth play with his tongue, fingers, and smaller dildos. Then with a bit of lube the Screamer went it and it was divine. The curves, beads, and bulbs allow for many position options. I loved when he inserted all three beads and fucked my G-spot. Then slowly he pulled out and ran the bulb shape tip across my clit and lips. And I did, in fact, scream when this toy and my partner drove me over the edge.

So if you’ve purchased and enjoyed my last 3 reviews involving G spot and female ejaculation play, you may be ready for The Screamer. It’s worth while to build up to this toy.

And I have so much left to explore with this one. Hot, cold, anal. The E-Glass Screamer is going to be on hand for a while, stored in it’s nice pink velvet bag.

Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:50:08 +0000

Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo (Adam & Eve Item #F931, $29.95)

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They say, “This crystal clear glass confection is ideal for all toy users, and is a perfect choice for experimenting with glass sex toys and wands.”
I say, “The Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo looks really fucking cool on your nightstand or in your hand — fucking you, fucking him, fucking her.”

With all the discussion about health risks about using porous jelly sex toys, I have been anxious to try out a glass toy. Glass toys are easy to clean (they can be boiled to kill germs), are hypo-allergenic, and are compatible with both water based and silicone lubricants. And this dildo comes with a handy drawstring pouch. Love that! Adam & Eve eased the stress of separating and storing toys with this one. All these features are excellent, but I wondered how it would feel.

I have purchased a hard plastic vibrating dildos that ended up left my pubic bone aching. So I was wary of the 7″ long x 1″ wide and 7+ ounces of heft. To my delight I was able to insert the Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo with ease and could fuck myself without the hard material jutting against my public bone in an annoying or hurtful manner. The ease of fucking is due to the seductive curve shape of the dildo. I thought I would just insert the slender bulb and use the larger one to hold on to, but as I got more and more hot and heavy, I switched sides and used the more bulbous end to stroke my G-spot. I am happy to report that both ends offer a great grip and fuck.

The angled shaft is meant for G-spot stimulation, so if you have gotten into exploring squirting from my review of “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation” this toy is a good starter. Next I will be reviewing an even bigger glass dildo that promises more internal sensation. We shall see……

Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:34:04 +0000

Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator (Adam & Eve Item#K624, $24.95)

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Stormy says, “The deeper you go, the tighter I get!”
I say, “For a fun way to change up your grip, enjoy the simulation of fucking a porn star.”

I picked out this male masturbator for the “curved ergonomic design that gets tighter the deeper you go!” As Stormy says, “I’m a super-stretchy 6″ handful, stuffed with a combination of ridged and knobby stimulators to drive your dick wild! I’m open-ended for easy care, use me with water-based lube.” I had my male case study compare this toy with the previously reviewed Hand Job Stroker (Adam & Eve Item #1236, $12.95).

Here are his thoughts:

Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator has a lot of advantages. It’s way more …uhhh… intense feeling than the old tried-and-true. There are a lot of internal contours that are a nice touch. There is a nice opening, too. The exterior is very wobbly, though – this one makes it very apparent that your holding a fake pussy. I guess that, in summary, I’d say that this is a very good false vagina – for all that is good and bad about that.

Reviews on the A&E website complain of the pussy being too small and breaking. My male case study has not found this to be a problem as of yet.

As someone who has fucked many women, I did enjoy sticking my lubed up fingers inside the jelly pussy. I liked feeling the contours of the canal. Although it will never be as good as the real thing, Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator comes pretty close.

I recommend getting this toy and stroking yourself while you listen to my sexy sex stories. Come’on. You know you want to.

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Love Whip – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:47:29 +0000

Love Whip (Adam & Eve Item#5901, $19.95)

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They say, “Soft as silk material lets you whip ‘em good”

I say, “For those who want to be scared by a whip, but not hurt by one.”

The Love Whip is a great starter for couples who want to explore kink. It looks more threatening than it really is, therefore, it is a great tool to play with power dynamics without much concern of flogging technique or injury. Not to say one should not have some sense of technique and safety, but you don’t have to feel like you need to take a class in order to use this whip. At least, my case study didn’t.

I found the whip to be seductive. My case study had me on all fours and tickled the whip across my back. He held the whip at it’s midpoint and spanked my pussy, which was incredible arousing. There was no sting, just the pat, like one from a gloved hand. Then, with the whip pulled taut, he ran the strands across my pussy, which soft and sweet.

When held the nylon whip feels spongy, but when my case study played with the whip on my body, it felt blissful.

The whip has a fastener and D-ring, which allows for many storing opportunities. It looks quite sexy hanging from the back of my bedroom door. So if for nothing else, get it to spice up your bedroom decor. It can be a great way to begin discussing kink.

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Clit Flicker Cock Ring – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:08:02 +0000

Clit Flicker Cock Ring (Adam & Eve item #4146, $24.95)

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They say the Clit Flicker Cock Ring is a “soft erection enhancer with flickering tongue and powerful wireless stimulator.”

I say, “Ladies, get the Clit Flicker Cock Ring for excellent clitoral stimulation while he’s inside of you. It’s beautiful that he is sharing the stimulation with you by wearing the vibrator around his cock, but really the buzz is for you. Ride it.”

What is curious to me about the maker’s description is that it centers on the erection and not the women’s pleasure. I’ve heard about the benefits of wearing a cock ring, and I’m sure there are some added benefits of the Clit Flicker Cock Ring. But the real feature of this toy is the vibration, not to staying power of the cock ring. So erect enhancer, possibly. But speedy female orgasm enhancer, yes.

After some good old fashion making out and grouping, my case study got it up and the cock ring on. (Lube was helpful in sliding the gummy PVC onto his cock) He turned on the silver bullet that vibrates at only one speed — a quick, hard, fast buzz. I straddled him, placed his cock inside of me and slid down to meet the Click Flicker. My arousal spiked when my clit came in contact with the “tongue” that is a ledge that the bullet vibrator rests behind. The stimulation is so strong and wonderful; I just wanted to sit there and soak up his cock filling my inside and the vibrations filling my outside. I didn’t even move much. Within minutes I came.

“Did that do anything for you?” I asked him.

“Not really. But I loved watching you get off. The vibrator is so strong, I could feel it running through me and into you.”

Oh and “powerful wireless stimulator,” means it takes batteries. 3, in fact. The toy comes with 6, which is wonderfully thoughtful and may mean that the batteries wear down quickly. Mine are still running strong.

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The Hand Job Stroker – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:06:33 +0000

Hand Job Stroker, (Adam & Eve Item #1236, $12.95)

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They say, “Slip your lubed erection inside this soft 5 1/2″ silicone sleeve and feel over 100 sensi-nubs work you to ecstasy! Watch your member thrust inside the clear sleeve … it stretches TEN TIMES to fit anyone!”

I say, “The abstract minimal design allows you to feel like you are not handling an imitation pussy.”

My male case study has never used a device for masturbating and was intrigued by the Hand Job Stoker. As suggested by the maker, lube definitely aided the fist pumping.
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I got aroused watching him masturbate with the silicone sleeve. He said all the “sensi-nubs” felt great, but wanted to compare it with being inside of a real pussy. Up for some scientific sex, I agreed to have my case study penetrate me then the Hand Job Stroker as many times as needed.

Here’s what he had to report:

“I’d never tried any kind of artificial masturbator before. I was a bit skeptical. But there’s something to it. This one has all of these nubs on the inside, and with a fair amount of lube, it feels nice. I had to play around with where I placed my gripping hand. But with a little bit of practice, a nice position can be found.

Jacking off is fun, and jacking off with something giving you more of / a different sensation is nice. This is no substitute for the real thing, but it sure is a nice enhancement to simulating the real thing.

Also, I like that it’s open on both ends. I always got grossed out thinking about the fake vaginas that are closed on one end. There’s little cleanup with this, and no clogged up semen to wash out of anything.”

There you have it.

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