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I have not used the Hitachi Magic Wand from which the Mini Mistress Massager is based. But I have witnessed woman having intense orgasms from the Sybian masturbation saddle device. After using the Mini Mistress, I now understand the stillness of women’s bodies while on the Sybian, along with the gaping mouths, and astonished faces trying to process the intense pleasure they were feeling.

The Mini Mistress Massager is 8” long, is made with a phthalate free material (plastic and rubber), has five speeds, and comes with a 54″ USB cable and outlet adapter to plug in. The handheld massager has two buttons: one to control the speeds and one to turn the device on and off. With a vibrator of such might, I appreciated the accessibility of a quick on/off button instead of having to pass through all the speeds in order to turn off. Part of the Hustler brand, the Mini Mistress is categorized as a beginner toy. The cleaver and clean packaging of the toy details calories burned per hour in a “pleasure workout:” licking = 28 cals/hour, screaming = 24 cals/hour and the use of the Mini Mistress can burn up to 88/cal hour.

All my vibrators tend to be on the tiny side, so I thought handling the 8 inches of the Mini Mistress would tire my hand. But at only 6 ounces the Mistress felt light and the curve of the handle fit nicely in the palm of my hand. Also, on first handling I noticed that the tip has a flexible neck that allows for flexibility and easier movement.

I plugged the Mistress in, placed the vibrating knob on my clit, and within a few seconds on the first speed, by clit sprung into arousal. The speed was fast, the sensation relaxing, and the Mistress loud. I pushed on to the second speed and it was almost too much. I felt at any moment I was going to orgasm, but I didn’t. Feeling like my clit was getting over stimulated, I moved the Mistress around my labia. I pressed on to the third speed. The Mistress buzzed even louder and I grew a bit self-conscious by the noise. The Mistress demanded so much attention; I could focus on nothing else, my entire body was still except for my vagina occasionally twitching. After a while I found the sweet spot that would bring me to climax, but without over stimulation. But before I climaxed, I wanted to test out level 5. The Mistress hummed at her highest speed and I could only manage a second, the sensation too strong, and my labia becoming numb. I took the massager back to the first speed and my orgasm unfurled.

Since then I have used the Mini Mistress Massager many times, only using the first two speeds. The higher speeds too quickly over stimulate and numb my pussy and the noise more distracting than relaxing. But the sensation and orgasm from the vibration of level 1, gets me off every time. The sensation after using the device is like that of a massage — my skin reeling from the attention and nerves forced into relaxation after being stimulated with such intensity.

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The Grip n Stroke boasts to have superior suction with a noduled head, a soft, intensely ribbed pleasure chamber, a non-slip thumb grip, and an exit hole to control suction. At 4.5 inches long and with an opening of only .5 inches the masturbator is rather small.

Granted, a stroker toy does not need to be as long as one’s shaft, but the device should be easy to slip on and off. The exit hole that the packaging details is .25 inches, which means this masturbator cannot be as easily used as a sleeve that could ride up and down the cock. Unlike many of the jelly masturbators that feel gooey and flopsy in your hand, the Grip n Stroke is sturdy.

The main flaw with the toy is the small openings. As my male case study determined, “If you want to feel like you are having anal sex without lube with an 18 year old, then this is your toy.” To which my response was, “Don’t you want that?” To which he said, “In theory, yes. But I don’t want that experience in a sex toy. That thing pinched my dick and it was too much effort to put on. Plus you aren’t even supposed to put on those things, there are just supposed to slip up and down the shaft, which this one was too tight to do. Plus that grip loop thing is stupid.”

Reviews on Adam & Eve are mixed. Many people had the same thoughts as my male case study, while many enjoy the tightness. I can only judge with my fingers and the ribbing did not amaze me. Also, it is not just that the opening and exit points are small; it is that the opening is so non-vagina like. The hole is literally a circle drilled through the piece. The lack of a softer opening that mimics the original female form, from which the toy is based, is partially to blame for an inadequate sensual masturbation experience.

I would pass on this masturbator, but try the ones my male case study gave a thumbs up to:
Stormy’s Tight Pussy and The Hand Job Stroker.

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The Symphony Massager has five vibration patterns that the manufacturer equates to dance moves. The “moderate” is your basic low buzz, the “intense” is a high buzz, and “tango”, “quickstep”, and “samba” offer varying pulsing patterns. The velvety, soft plastic toy is waterproof, 7.5 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. From reviewing toys I have learned that I am a girl who digs the steady vibrations that can increase in intensity. Pulsing patterns are distracting to me. So even though others are offered I stick to the “moderate” and “intense” settings. Another distracting point when playing with vibes is how much noise they make. The Symphony Massager is more on the loud side, even when hidden under blankets. However, I can forgive its lack of quietness for its ergonomically curved design.

The one button controller on the arch of the Massager can rest on your pubic bone and the slope runs along your labia. The toy is long enough so that my thighs can hold the Massager in place. And then you can be hands free and you all know what that can mean. The options are endless.

My favorite way to use the Symphony Massager is nestling the toy in between my legs while on my belly. With other vibrators maintaining the “right” position while trying to give a blowjob, or make any movements really, can be cumbersome. But because of the curved design and length of the Massager I was able to keep the vibrator right on point. Although not a super quiet toy, the Symphony Massager gives a comforting feeling like hot tea on a winter night. After a long day, I just want to snuggle and ride my Symphony Massager, sometimes alone, and sometimes with a cock in my mouth.

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Remember Talk Sex with Sue Johnanson — the lady who looked like your conservative grandmother who would give frank and informative sex advice on cable TV? Sue Johnanson backs the Head Honcho and although it might not be so sexy to find a caricature of her on the box of a sex toy, Sue does have sex education cred.

The Head Honcho boasts that it has 3 suction cavities with a 5” shaft, and that it is tight and stretchy. The pussy sleeve (do you find that word as amusing as I do?) is made from silicone and is phthalate free.

It has been a while since I gave the male case study a toy of his own to review. “What’s this?” He said as I slipped it to him from outside of the shower curtain.

“Something to spice up your morning wank.”

He came out of the shower with a confused and thoughtful expression and had this to share.
“Unlike other masturbators I have used, this did not have the best overall design. The entry felt nice, but the inside crevices were too perfectly manufactured.”

I crept my fingers inside the Head Honcho and I would concur with my male case study. The 3 suction cavities are like a version of the round Tinker Toy piece and your skin does not easily glide past each cavity.

The male case study said he preferred the other masturbators we have reviewed. Check out our reviews of Stormy’s Tight Pussy Masturbator and The Hand Job Stroker.

The design of this fake pussy being a little too fake, the male case study said he will keep the Head Honcho for emergency masterbation situations only. But this is just one male case study opinion. Like the other male masturbators I have reviewed, I recommend getting this toy and stroking yourself while you listen to my sexy sex stories. Come’on. You know you want to.

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They say, “Enjoy positions you never thought were possible.”
I say, “Enjoy positions your door wishes were not possible.”

The two harnesses of the Fantasy Door Swing hang over a door by two acrylic tubes. Unfortunately, these tubes only have placeholders in the harness and are not sewn in. When determining what door to use, the tubes kept falling out of the material. So rather delicately one has to drape the tubes over the door and see if the door closes shut. Patience is a virtue, right?

It should be noted that the hangers center of gravity will be coming from the top of the door therefore I would recommend only using the swing on solid doors. If the door isn’t sturdy enough, the wood will bow away from the frame. If you only have hollow core doors and don’t mind replacing them, then go for it. Otherwise, I would limit your time on the swing.

Once my male case study and I determined the best door, it was time to adjust the straps and try various positions. At first I was nervous about the swing holding all of my weight. After several rounds of, “Are you sure?” I finally pulled my weight into the arm harnesses and brought my feet into the bottom loops. With my backside towards him I felt like Spiderman climbing the wall. But naked and having my bits fondled. A couple rounds of spankings later, we moved to the next position. Adjusting the straps was easy, but getting in and out of the harness took some assistance.

The best position was rigging my inner thighs into the lower harnesses so it was like I was sitting on an imaginary chair in the middle of the door. I was pulled far enough off the ground that even if I stretched my leg, I couldn’t touch the floor.

“Here I am helplessly hanging from the door. So fucked.”

And, yes, that is exactly what happened. The door does bow out a bit, but fortunately I recently moved into a house with many, many doors. I might just want to try them all.

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I like little things, like little vibrators and I love giving head. Therefore I thought the Tongue Vibe would be a perfect combination of two of my favorite things: a small vibe that can be slipped onto your tongue to enhance oral sex.

The Tongue Vibe boasts that it is a dual speed, quiet, powerful, glow-in-the-dark, non-metallic, non-latex, non-allergenic, and phthalate free vibrator. All of these characteristics are true. However, the bit about wearing this vibrator on your tongue while giving oral was near impossible.

I rolled my tongue to place it through the loop and as soon as I flattened my tongue, the vibe fell off. I tried several times. Trying to keep the vibe centered on my tongue was like trying to balance a spoon on your nose. Whenever I got the vibe steady and centered, I moved towards his cock, and then the toy fell off. The whole thing felt a little silly.

The instructions read that the vibe can be attached to more than just the tongue. So I attached both vibes to his cock and he fucked me for a bit. But because the vibe lay along his shaft and not perpendicular to it, I couldn’t get great clit stimulation from the vibrations; it just felt distracting.

Determined to find a good use for this toy, we experimented some more. Plus I wanted to get back to giving him head. I placed the vibes on my pointer and middle finger and massaged my cheek while slowly sucking the shaft of my male case study. Yes. This is the right use for this toy. I liked the cheek massage and he enjoyed the soft waves that pulsated through my mouth to him. It wasn’t long before he came.

I recommend this toy be used as a finger vibe rather than a tongue vibe. Also, it is easy to remove the plastic holder (as shown in the photo) and use the vibe in a variety of ways. The Tongue Vibrator is a powerful little vibe, just not best used on the tongue.

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I was expecting a lot from the Remote Control Bullet. The 10 different pulsation patterns didn’t intrigue me as much as the remote control feature. The idea that my partner could control when I would got buzzed from as far away as 25 feet filled me with excitement. I started thinking about all the different scenarios we can use this toy.

I tested the vibe to make sure it worked. The pulsations felt good in my hand. The toy is made out of the same “touch coating” as my previously reviewed Mini Love Bullet, which is one of my favorite vibes. Like the Mini Bullet, the Remote Control Bullet is phthalates free and waterproof. Love that.

Once I inserted the Bullet, I handed the remote to my male case study. He likes things with buttons and immediately starting pushing the controller that varies the pulsations. The vibration is not terribly strong and did not jolt me with its power. This may or may not be a good thing for some people. I like a strong vibe for my clit, but prefer milder internal vibration stimulation.

Sure enough the remote control worked up to 25 feet away. The buzz traveled through rooms, closed doors, my jeans, and my panties. It is not completely silent, but only emits a low drone. If in a loud environment the toy would not be heard at all. I couldn’t distinguish between the pulsations patterns, but in the end it didn’t matter. I was more turned on by the control my case study had than the actual sensation of the Bullet. He had great timing of when to turn the Bullet on and off.

This toy was definitely good for foreplay, but without other sexual activity, I found it hard to reach an orgasm from the Bullet alone. It is a fun toy to pack in your purse and play with in public. The anticipation of when the button will be pushed is the true eroticism of the Remote Control 10 Function Bullet.

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