From the Fast Girls anthology a reading of Five-Minute Porn Star by Jacqueline Applebee.
Episode 26 – Five-Minute Porn Star
Published: August 7, 2010Posted in: Podcast
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Fantasy Door Swing – A Review
Published: August 6, 2010Posted in: Review
Fantasy Door Swing (Adam & Eve Item #K876, $49.95)
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They say, “Enjoy positions you never thought were possible.”
I say, “Enjoy positions your door wishes were not possible.”
The two harnesses of the Fantasy Door Swing hang over a door by two acrylic tubes. Unfortunately, these tubes only have placeholders in the harness and are not sewn in. When determining what door to use, the tubes kept falling out of the material. So rather delicately one has to drape the tubes over the door and see if the door closes shut. Patience is a virtue, right?
It should be noted that the hangers center of gravity will be coming from the top of the door therefore I would recommend only using the swing on solid doors. If the door isn’t sturdy enough, the wood will bow away from the frame. If you only have hollow core doors and don’t mind replacing them, then go for it. Otherwise, I would limit your time on the swing.
Once my male case study and I determined the best door, it was time to adjust the straps and try various positions. At first I was nervous about the swing holding all of my weight. After several rounds of, “Are you sure?” I finally pulled my weight into the arm harnesses and brought my feet into the bottom loops. With my backside towards him I felt like Spiderman climbing the wall. But naked and having my bits fondled. A couple rounds of spankings later, we moved to the next position. Adjusting the straps was easy, but getting in and out of the harness took some assistance.
The best position was rigging my inner thighs into the lower harnesses so it was like I was sitting on an imaginary chair in the middle of the door. I was pulled far enough off the ground that even if I stretched my leg, I couldn’t touch the floor.
“Here I am helplessly hanging from the door. So fucked.”
And, yes, that is exactly what happened. The door does bow out a bit, but fortunately I recently moved into a house with many, many doors. I might just want to try them all.
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Episode 25 – Confessions
Published: July 24, 2010Posted in: Podcast
Another window in. Personal and podcasting developments. Announcements of sorts that I am calling confessions.
Playful Ties – A Review
Published: July 19, 2010Posted in: Review
Playful Ties (Adam & Eve Item #M083, $14.95)
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Hopeful this won’t be the most expensive lingerie you purchase for someone special, however it is nice to make sexy purchases that won’t break the bank. The key word with this product is playful. This is a set you could have fun with on a vacation, at a sex party, or camping and I doubt you would feel heart broken or guilty if the set went missing. And there is something to be said for that.
The Playful Ties set includes wrist and ankle cuffs, a G-string, and a choker all in the same teal lace with black satin ribbons. If the choker fastened with a cute button, I might be more inclined to wear to. Instead it fastens with a large Velcro square — never the most seductive material. And the G-string is nothing to write home about. So my advice is to toss aside the G-string and choker and focus on the wrist and ankle cuffs.
I like cutesy girly things with lace, ribbons, and bows so wearing the cuffs made me feel preciously decorated. And because the lace is stretchy, these cuffs are more for decoration than actually restraintment. No matter the tie, I could easily slip my wrists out of the cuffs. But again, this is supposed to be a playful set.
My preferred use of the ties is to wear the ankle and wrist cuffs when giving head. Seeing the bright teal lace and loops of black satin mingle next to his cock gave me a rush. Sure I could wrestle out of the lace, but why would I want to? With these ties I was decorating more than just my mouth.
I recommend purchasing the Playful Ties if you are beginning to explore bondage, like lingerie, but don’t have a lot of cash, or need something fun to pack on your next trip.
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Episode 24 – Sex Reporter
Published: May 8, 2010Posted in: Podcast
Interrupting a threesome for answers, latex coverings, and new beginnings.
Under the Bed Restraint System – A Review
Published: May 1, 2010Posted in: Review
Under the Bed Restraint System (Adam & Eve #A364, $59.95)
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They say, “Turn any bed into a bondage playground.”
I say, “Excellent purchase, especially if you are new to bondage and your bed has no frame or other point of attachment. Or if you travel and have bondage equal on your list to sightseeing – this can turn any motel into a dungeon.”
I am not a huge fan of Velcro cuffs, mostly because of the noise they make when you take them off. It can be a major buzz kill. However, every toy has a time and a place. And when the time and the place are right, the Under the Bed Restraint System can be an easy way for the domme to control the sub.
It took a bit of mattress moving to get the straps set, but this task can be pawned off to the submissive, which was I. Finagling the straps under the bed was mildly annoying, but I was able to replace annoyance with excitement of what was to come. Because we agreed the Velcro adjustment noise is not so sexy, my domme attached the cuffs around my wrists and ankles before we started the scene.
I set up the straps to hang off the head and the foot of the mattress like my domme told me and I adjusted the straps to what looked like a good length. Surprisingly he did not hook me into the set up immediately upon his entrance in the room. But he is good at keeping me guessing like that. After verbally humiliating me, my domme pushed me on the bed, belly down. He locked my wrists in, pulled me up by my center so that I was on all fours, moved me so that my ankles hung off the mattress, locked my ankles in, and I was his. By the end of our scene, I was no longer thinking about the tacky Velcro noise.
The Under the Bed Restraint system is a great way to begin practicing bondage. With 60-inch straps, a restraint point can be placed nearly anywhere on or hanging off of a mattress. The novelty item also travels well and stores easily so a dungeon can get turned back into a guest room. Or the straps can be tucked in between the mattress and box spring and pulled out when desired. The Under the Bed Restraint System makes for great options – zip in, zest up, and turn on.
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Body Wax Massage Candle – A Review
Published: April 24, 2010Posted in: Review
Body Wax Massage Candle (Adam & Eve Item # 3155, $12.95)
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Sometimes it is nice to take the kinky experimenting down a notch and go back to the basics of scent and touch. The Flavor of Love Body Wax Massage Candle helps you do just that. The instructions read that one can let the candle burn for 20 – 30 minutes and then pour the melted soy wax onto your partner for a sensual massage.
Excited to give each other massages, I lit the candle before foreplay had begun. Quickly the aroma of vanilla bean filled the room. At first, I enjoyed the smell. Later, I came to despise it. With my willingly case study on his stomach, I dripped the candle wax on his back. The candle had been burning for just 10 minutes, but enough liquid had formed to massage his back.
The soy wax felt smooth, buttery, and non-greasy. The wax droplets did not harden like a regular candle wax. Instead I was able to easily work the wax into my hands and smooth over his skin. All to often, I focus on the blowjob as foreplay for my male case study. To instead give his back, shoulders, and neck some caressing was a nice change of pace.
Similarly when it was my turn to be massaged my male case study worked bodies parts of much neglect, my inner thighs and calves. When poured on, the wax didn’t burn like I expected it to. In fact having the warm liquid poured on the top most part of my inner thigh tickled a little. Somehow the wax maintained a warm temperature and never got too hot to burn which made tin was easy to handle.
Lying on my back with my leg raised to his chest, my male case study worked my leg muscles with expert finesse, that he no longer was my case study, but my masseur. A masseur who made many inappropriate passes and insisted on a happy ending. How could I refuse? I am a sucker for spontaneous role-playing, massage, and sex.
I recommend you get yours.
And on a final note, the vanilla bean aroma did stay in the room well after the masseur had closed up shop. After a while, I was irritated by the scent and I had to change the sheets. So I recommend using the Body Wax Massage Candle on laundry day or during your next hotel stay, where clean sheets are a phone call away.
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Kiss and Tell Reading Series
Published: February 15, 2010Posted in: News
The reading has been rescheduled to 3/16 due to weather issues. Come see me then.
I will be reading something naughty at Abiola Abrams reading series on February 16th. The event is free and runs from 7-10pm at Madame X — 94 West Houston in NYC.
More Kiss and Tell events details here.
Abiola interviewed me for The Examiner. Read here to find out what is the sexiest thing I have done for somebody and vice versa.
Other readers for the Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday celebration include:
Twanna Hines of The Funky Brown Chick
Therese Shechter of Trixie Films
Modern Courtesan Yolanda Shoshana
Comic David Lester
Boy Butter creator Eyal Feldman
Lesbian Activist and Writer Renair Amin
Danielle Henderson of Knotty Yarn
Singing duo Sabrina and Giorgio
Katie AKA Lost Plum
Ceborah Gregory of CheetahRama
Ultimate Stroker Beads – A Sex Toy Review
Published: February 6, 2010Posted in: Review
Ultimate Stroker Beads (Adam & Eve Item #A970 $9.95)
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I was a little misled by the name of this product. I thought the Ultimate Stroker Beads would be a great male masturbator toy. Then I read the box and I realized it was more of a cock ring than masturbator. My male case study has not used a cock ring and he was hesitant about this one. I thought it would be his style being that he used to wear a beaded chain fan pull as a bracelet. When I reminded him of this, a smile crept over his face. He said he would try the toy out.
We were in a bit of a quickie situation; we had to be at a dinner party in less than an hour. Going for the sure fire techniques that we’ve mastered we got each other ramped up. Then he reached for it — The Ultimate Stroker Beads.
“I thought I would put it on,” I said and reached for his cock. But it was too late. He was leashed up. His cock looked pretty hot all fancied up.
“What’s it like to stroke yourself with it on?” I asked.
It was delicious to watching his fist wrap about the beaded portion of his cock. However, it did not feel so good for him. One stroke up and then back down and he was done with that.
“That hurts. I have a better idea on how to use it,” he said and pulled my legs in the air. He positioned The Beads at the base of his cock and brought his tip to my labia. He ran the head of his cock up and down my lips like he knows I like.
“What do the Beads feel like? Is it working like a cock ring? You know that the cock ring is supposed to suppress the blood flowing to the cock, which makes for a longer and stronger orgasm.”
“Yeah. I know. We’re not writing the review now. No more questions,” he commanded.
“Sorry,” I said. The last syllable was dragged out into a moan — he was inside of me.
The deeper he drove, the more the beads come in contact with my clit. A-Ha. Maybe this was the true gem of this toy. I like it.
I will leave the rest of our sex to your imagination. But here are some final thoughts about the toy.
The Ultimate Stroker Beads:
• didn’t work so well as a masturbator or a cock ring. The beading is too hard for stroking and the elasticity too lose to really restrict the blood flow like a cock ring.
• worked really well as a fun experiment. It was enjoyable to try something new that will not break the bank.
• felt good on our genitalia because we were mostly hairless. If not hairless, I think hair would get caught in the elastic beading.
• is great for a bit of extra external stimulation for her.
Because he said it didn’t feel like anything in particular to have it on and because I think he looks hot wearing it and I like the way it feels, you can bet we will be using this one again.
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Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio – A DVD Review
Published: December 12, 2009Posted in: Review
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio (Adam & Eve Item #F898, $29.95)
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As a fan of Tristan Taormino’s work, including her Village Voice column, her most recent book on open relationships, and, of course, her book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, I am always interested in Tristan’s viewpoint and education. The DVD “Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” did not let me down.
The DVD begins with Tristan giving a workshop to 10 women, some of who look like they might prefer to be in between the legs of a woman rather than a man. But when Tristan brings out Christian and Roxy to demonstrate some techniques all audience members are actively engaged. Occasionally the camera pans to the faces of women who are licking their lips, shifting their bodies forward, and gripping at their knees, suggesting that that would like a turn at Christian’s cock.
Previous to the live demo, Tristan discussed the male anatomy (circumcised and uncircumcised) and it’s arousal points using excellent illustrations. The body parts are then diagrammed on a still frame of Christian’s naked body in position to receive head from Roxy. Having the key areas pinpointed makes it easy to be knowledgeable where the giver is focusing her attention. Like with all the couples preforming, Tristan begins by asking what Roxy and Christian enjoy about giving or receiving fellatio. While seated next to them on a long ottoman, Tristan talks through the phases of a good blow job that she organizes in these four stages: warm up, experiment, rhythm, and orgasm. It might seem clinical or odd to have someone giving instructions, but Tristan is casual in front of the camera and the couple is used to performing. After talking and demonstrating the four phases (except orgasm), Tristan opens up the floor for questions.
The DVD then becomes to a more traditional porn with scenes between three other men and women pairings. Kaiya and Alec focus on teasing, Lindsey and Marcos feature hand job techniques, and Adrianna and Alec show advanced skills such as deep throating and deep face thrusting. All givers communicate well with the receivers (“Is that the right pressure?” “Like that?”) and Tristan provides instructional voice-overs. Fun fellatio tips and reminders pop up on paused frames. This feature, which is reminiscent of the 90’s VHI’s Pop Up Video, was an added surprise and was helpful to note the benefits of certain positions or to note what the giver does when she needs a break. Also, the action can be viewed without the voice over and pop up instructions. I recommend watching Adrianna and Alec’s hot and sloppy deep throating without the tips and voice overs, her skills are something to aspire to.
The givers definitely run the show in this DVD — they take the cocks in as little or as much as they like. In standing shots, many of the men have their arms clasped behind them. It’s hot to see women giving head and look so turned on doing so. I got so turned on watching them that I interrupted my man working and got down on my knees.
So don’t miss out on the education and titillation. Purchase “Tristan Taormin’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” DVD at www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount.
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