From the Fast Girls anthology a reading of Five-Minute Porn Star by Jacqueline Applebee.
Episode 26 – Five-Minute Porn Star
Published: August 7, 2010Posted in: Podcast
sexuality Archive
Episode 25 – Confessions
Published: July 24, 2010Posted in: Podcast
Another window in. Personal and podcasting developments. Announcements of sorts that I am calling confessions.
Playful Ties – A Review
Published: July 19, 2010Posted in: Review
Playful Ties (Adam & Eve Item #M083, $14.95)
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Hopeful this won’t be the most expensive lingerie you purchase for someone special, however it is nice to make sexy purchases that won’t break the bank. The key word with this product is playful. This is a set you could have fun with on a vacation, at a sex party, or camping and I doubt you would feel heart broken or guilty if the set went missing. And there is something to be said for that.
The Playful Ties set includes wrist and ankle cuffs, a G-string, and a choker all in the same teal lace with black satin ribbons. If the choker fastened with a cute button, I might be more inclined to wear to. Instead it fastens with a large Velcro square — never the most seductive material. And the G-string is nothing to write home about. So my advice is to toss aside the G-string and choker and focus on the wrist and ankle cuffs.
I like cutesy girly things with lace, ribbons, and bows so wearing the cuffs made me feel preciously decorated. And because the lace is stretchy, these cuffs are more for decoration than actually restraintment. No matter the tie, I could easily slip my wrists out of the cuffs. But again, this is supposed to be a playful set.
My preferred use of the ties is to wear the ankle and wrist cuffs when giving head. Seeing the bright teal lace and loops of black satin mingle next to his cock gave me a rush. Sure I could wrestle out of the lace, but why would I want to? With these ties I was decorating more than just my mouth.
I recommend purchasing the Playful Ties if you are beginning to explore bondage, like lingerie, but don’t have a lot of cash, or need something fun to pack on your next trip.
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Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse – A DVD Review
Published: May 15, 2010Posted in: Review
“Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse” DVD (Adam & Eve Item # 4869, $39.95)
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The Masseuse could easily be renamed “How Creepy Guys Become Stalkers” because as much as the storyline is about a masseuse experimenting with giving “happy endings,” the plot more heavily revolves around a socially awkward virgin with bondage fantasies. America’s porn sweetheart, Jenna Jameson, plays Barbara the masseuse and Justin Sterling plays creepy guy Jim. Interesting note, Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling were married during the making of this porn.
Shot on 35mm, the director shoots nice sunlight backed shots and tries to make this more of a movie than typical porn. Movie, it might be, but slow going and with horrible editing it is. The splicing between sex positions, characters, and plot lines becomes laughable at some points. What begins as an evening bathroom bondage girl on girl show for Jim ends with a morning strap on fuck fest with Justin nowhere to be found. In the morning when Jim walks in on Barbara and friend, Barbara says, “This is Helen.” Why an introduction had not been made hours and hours before it is unclear.
But that is the charm of porn — laughable scenarios and bad acting. What makes this one worth it is the rope bondage scene between Jim and Barbara. The chemistry between the two is palpable. When Jim commands Barbara to “spread your legs” one can sense how much his authority turns her on. They are no longer Jim and Barbara; they are Jenna and Justin, a couple very much in love who adore pleasing one another.
Jenna looks to-die-for naked except for black collar, black spike heels, and green rope laced through her collar and around her entire body. With a metal dental mouth gag keeping Jenna’s mouth a gapping hole, Justin teases Jenna with an assortment of props including a flogger and glass dildo. The scene is hot, hot, hot and well worth the purchase. Also, worth watching are the hand and blowjobs Jenna gives Justin. These scenes were used in a blowjob class I took at Babeland on how to give good head.
The rest of the flick is pure entertainment. Watch the Masseuse remake with Jenna Jameson and the original from the 80’s (included in the DVD) when you want a laugh with your friends. Watch the sex parts with Jenna Jameson and Justin Sterling when you want to get turned on.
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Episode 24 – Sex Reporter
Published: May 8, 2010Posted in: Podcast
Interrupting a threesome for answers, latex coverings, and new beginnings.
10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator – A Sex Toy Review
Published: February 13, 2010Posted in: Review
10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator (Adam & Eve #Item K709)
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Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item. And on orders placed through Valentine’s Day, you will also receive Adam & Eve’s Romance Kit for FREE. The kit includes a toy for him, a special massager for her and a little something we know you’ll both enjoy! And to top it off you will also receive a FREE adult DVD and FREE shipping on your entire order!
I was expecting a lot from the Remote Control Bullet. The 10 different pulsation patterns didn’t intrigue me as much as the remote control feature. The idea that my partner could control when I would got buzzed from as far away as 25 feet filled me with excitement. I started thinking about all the different scenarios we can use this toy.
I tested the vibe to make sure it worked. The pulsations felt good in my hand. The toy is made out of the same “touch coating” as my previously reviewed Mini Love Bullet, which is one of my favorite vibes. Like the Mini Bullet, the Remote Control Bullet is phthalates free and waterproof. Love that.
Once I inserted the Bullet, I handed the remote to my male case study. He likes things with buttons and immediately starting pushing the controller that varies the pulsations. The vibration is not terribly strong and did not jolt me with its power. This may or may not be a good thing for some people. I like a strong vibe for my clit, but prefer milder internal vibration stimulation.
Sure enough the remote control worked up to 25 feet away. The buzz traveled through rooms, closed doors, my jeans, and my panties. It is not completely silent, but only emits a low drone. If in a loud environment the toy would not be heard at all. I couldn’t distinguish between the pulsations patterns, but in the end it didn’t matter. I was more turned on by the control my case study had than the actual sensation of the Bullet. He had great timing of when to turn the Bullet on and off.
This toy was definitely good for foreplay, but without other sexual activity, I found it hard to reach an orgasm from the Bullet alone. It is a fun toy to pack in your purse and play with in public. The anticipation of when the button will be pushed is the true eroticism of the Remote Control 10 Function Bullet.
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Ultimate Stroker Beads – A Sex Toy Review
Published: February 6, 2010Posted in: Review
Ultimate Stroker Beads (Adam & Eve Item #A970 $9.95)
This and other toys can be purchased from www.adamandeve.com.
Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item. And on orders placed through Valentine’s Day, you will also receive Adam & Eve’s Romance Kit for FREE. The kit includes a toy for him, a special massager for her and a little something we know you’ll both enjoy! And to top it off you will also receive a FREE adult DVD and FREE shipping on your entire order!
I was a little misled by the name of this product. I thought the Ultimate Stroker Beads would be a great male masturbator toy. Then I read the box and I realized it was more of a cock ring than masturbator. My male case study has not used a cock ring and he was hesitant about this one. I thought it would be his style being that he used to wear a beaded chain fan pull as a bracelet. When I reminded him of this, a smile crept over his face. He said he would try the toy out.
We were in a bit of a quickie situation; we had to be at a dinner party in less than an hour. Going for the sure fire techniques that we’ve mastered we got each other ramped up. Then he reached for it — The Ultimate Stroker Beads.
“I thought I would put it on,” I said and reached for his cock. But it was too late. He was leashed up. His cock looked pretty hot all fancied up.
“What’s it like to stroke yourself with it on?” I asked.
It was delicious to watching his fist wrap about the beaded portion of his cock. However, it did not feel so good for him. One stroke up and then back down and he was done with that.
“That hurts. I have a better idea on how to use it,” he said and pulled my legs in the air. He positioned The Beads at the base of his cock and brought his tip to my labia. He ran the head of his cock up and down my lips like he knows I like.
“What do the Beads feel like? Is it working like a cock ring? You know that the cock ring is supposed to suppress the blood flowing to the cock, which makes for a longer and stronger orgasm.”
“Yeah. I know. We’re not writing the review now. No more questions,” he commanded.
“Sorry,” I said. The last syllable was dragged out into a moan — he was inside of me.
The deeper he drove, the more the beads come in contact with my clit. A-Ha. Maybe this was the true gem of this toy. I like it.
I will leave the rest of our sex to your imagination. But here are some final thoughts about the toy.
The Ultimate Stroker Beads:
• didn’t work so well as a masturbator or a cock ring. The beading is too hard for stroking and the elasticity too lose to really restrict the blood flow like a cock ring.
• worked really well as a fun experiment. It was enjoyable to try something new that will not break the bank.
• felt good on our genitalia because we were mostly hairless. If not hairless, I think hair would get caught in the elastic beading.
• is great for a bit of extra external stimulation for her.
Because he said it didn’t feel like anything in particular to have it on and because I think he looks hot wearing it and I like the way it feels, you can bet we will be using this one again.
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Episode 22 – Ladies Liplock
Published: January 21, 2010Posted in: Podcast
Girls Gone Wild: The Madonna and Brazilian edition.
Episode 21 – Sleep Tight
Published: December 15, 2009Posted in: Podcast
Frills and naughtiness. The Lonely Doll by Dare Wright
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio – A DVD Review
Published: December 12, 2009Posted in: Review
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio (Adam & Eve Item #F898, $29.95)
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As a fan of Tristan Taormino’s work, including her Village Voice column, her most recent book on open relationships, and, of course, her book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, I am always interested in Tristan’s viewpoint and education. The DVD “Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” did not let me down.
The DVD begins with Tristan giving a workshop to 10 women, some of who look like they might prefer to be in between the legs of a woman rather than a man. But when Tristan brings out Christian and Roxy to demonstrate some techniques all audience members are actively engaged. Occasionally the camera pans to the faces of women who are licking their lips, shifting their bodies forward, and gripping at their knees, suggesting that that would like a turn at Christian’s cock.
Previous to the live demo, Tristan discussed the male anatomy (circumcised and uncircumcised) and it’s arousal points using excellent illustrations. The body parts are then diagrammed on a still frame of Christian’s naked body in position to receive head from Roxy. Having the key areas pinpointed makes it easy to be knowledgeable where the giver is focusing her attention. Like with all the couples preforming, Tristan begins by asking what Roxy and Christian enjoy about giving or receiving fellatio. While seated next to them on a long ottoman, Tristan talks through the phases of a good blow job that she organizes in these four stages: warm up, experiment, rhythm, and orgasm. It might seem clinical or odd to have someone giving instructions, but Tristan is casual in front of the camera and the couple is used to performing. After talking and demonstrating the four phases (except orgasm), Tristan opens up the floor for questions.
The DVD then becomes to a more traditional porn with scenes between three other men and women pairings. Kaiya and Alec focus on teasing, Lindsey and Marcos feature hand job techniques, and Adrianna and Alec show advanced skills such as deep throating and deep face thrusting. All givers communicate well with the receivers (“Is that the right pressure?” “Like that?”) and Tristan provides instructional voice-overs. Fun fellatio tips and reminders pop up on paused frames. This feature, which is reminiscent of the 90’s VHI’s Pop Up Video, was an added surprise and was helpful to note the benefits of certain positions or to note what the giver does when she needs a break. Also, the action can be viewed without the voice over and pop up instructions. I recommend watching Adrianna and Alec’s hot and sloppy deep throating without the tips and voice overs, her skills are something to aspire to.
The givers definitely run the show in this DVD — they take the cocks in as little or as much as they like. In standing shots, many of the men have their arms clasped behind them. It’s hot to see women giving head and look so turned on doing so. I got so turned on watching them that I interrupted my man working and got down on my knees.
So don’t miss out on the education and titillation. Purchase “Tristan Taormin’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex Part Two: Fellatio” DVD at www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount.
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