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Episode 38 – Modern Love

Mia Martina — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:53:38 +0000

Sex, heartache, a cucumber, and an ashtray.

Episode 37 – Forty-five

Mia Martina — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 02:57:09 +0000

Rope bondage, ginger, and coming on command.

Pleasurists #126

Mia Martina — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:48:20 +0000

Number One Fan by Unique Nudes

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #125? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #127? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday April 24th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Win a Massager, a Vibrator or a Rabbit. Deadline: April 27th @ 12pm Eastern.
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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Fairy Pocket Mini by Sarahbear
Fun Factory BiMini Flash by buzzvibe
Jopen Vr9 by Bzzingbee
Tantus Little Secret by Toys in Love
Evolved Seduction by Mia Martina
California Exotic Novelties Tsunami by Toys in Love
Jopen Vanity Vr10 by True Pleasures
Sqweel by Joan Price
LingO Vibrating Tongue Ring by Lithaewyn
Jopen Vanity Vr3 by Kate
LELO Mia 2.0 by Pretty Power Tools

Dildos

Hankeren Bone by Toys in Love
First Mate by Mistress Kay
Octopussy by Pretty Power Tools
Butterfly Dichroic Wrapped G-Spot by Mistress Kay

Anal Toys

Pop Plugs by Red Vinyl Kitty
California Exotic Novelties L’Amour by Pixel Kitten
njoy Pure Plug by Andy
Your Highness by Bzzingbee

Toys for Cocks

Man Eaters From Outer Space by Red Vinyl Kitty

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Liberator Decor Wedge by Lucid Obsession

Lingerie

Zebra Pink Lace and Mesh Teddy by True Pleasures

Miscellaneous

Evolved Seduction – A Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:19:08 +0000

Evolved Seduction (Adam & Eve Item #R589, $29.95)

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Having reviewed many vibrators, I am starting to narrow in my criteria for a pleasurable experience. My vibrator requirements are as follows.

The vibrator must:
1. have a steady pulse (no intricate pulsing patterns needed) that can be increased easily.
2. have a nice contour shape that is easy to maneuver.
3. be as quiet as possible. I hate feeling like my neighbors are questioning if I am doing manual labor or getting off.
4. be phthalate free. This is actually not a requirement because I will get off to jelly toys in the name of having a good time. But the more body safe the toy is, the better.

The Evolved Seduction meets all these requirements and more. The satin smooth vibe has three speeds that increase in an intensity that my body can handle. The highest speed does not make my clit numb, but rather lulls me quickly to orgasm. Also, the pacing of speed increase is pleasant. Some vibes have a shocking speed difference from the first to second level and so on.

The tapered, contour shape makes for easy insertion—something that many toys claim, but fail on the comfort. At 1.5 inches across at its widest point and is 7.25 inches long, I found the Evolved Seduction does easily and comfortably double as a phallus and clit stimulator. Another great feature is that the toy is waterproof which is great for bath time and worry free cleaning. I also enjoy the added bonus that the fun, gothic-esque packaging can be kept to house your new fuck toy. I will be housing the Evolved Seduction bedside and I suggest you do the same. It’s a good one.

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Mini Mistress Massager – A Review

Mia Martina — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:33:42 +0000

Mini Mistress Massager (Adam & Eve Item #K333, $59.95)

I have not used the Hitachi Magic Wand from which the Mini Mistress Massager is based. But I have witnessed woman having intense orgasms from the Sybian masturbation saddle device. After using the Mini Mistress, I now understand the stillness of women’s bodies while on the Sybian, along with the gaping mouths, and astonished faces trying to process the intense pleasure they were feeling.

The Mini Mistress Massager is 8” long, is made with a phthalate free material (plastic and rubber), has five speeds, and comes with a 54″ USB cable and outlet adapter to plug in. The handheld massager has two buttons: one to control the speeds and one to turn the device on and off. With a vibrator of such might, I appreciated the accessibility of a quick on/off button instead of having to pass through all the speeds in order to turn off. Part of the Hustler brand, the Mini Mistress is categorized as a beginner toy. The cleaver and clean packaging of the toy details calories burned per hour in a “pleasure workout:” licking = 28 cals/hour, screaming = 24 cals/hour and the use of the Mini Mistress can burn up to 88/cal hour.

All my vibrators tend to be on the tiny side, so I thought handling the 8 inches of the Mini Mistress would tire my hand. But at only 6 ounces the Mistress felt light and the curve of the handle fit nicely in the palm of my hand. Also, on first handling I noticed that the tip has a flexible neck that allows for flexibility and easier movement.

I plugged the Mistress in, placed the vibrating knob on my clit, and within a few seconds on the first speed, by clit sprung into arousal. The speed was fast, the sensation relaxing, and the Mistress loud. I pushed on to the second speed and it was almost too much. I felt at any moment I was going to orgasm, but I didn’t. Feeling like my clit was getting over stimulated, I moved the Mistress around my labia. I pressed on to the third speed. The Mistress buzzed even louder and I grew a bit self-conscious by the noise. The Mistress demanded so much attention; I could focus on nothing else, my entire body was still except for my vagina occasionally twitching. After a while I found the sweet spot that would bring me to climax, but without over stimulation. But before I climaxed, I wanted to test out level 5. The Mistress hummed at her highest speed and I could only manage a second, the sensation too strong, and my labia becoming numb. I took the massager back to the first speed and my orgasm unfurled.

Since then I have used the Mini Mistress Massager many times, only using the first two speeds. The higher speeds too quickly over stimulate and numb my pussy and the noise more distracting than relaxing. But the sensation and orgasm from the vibration of level 1, gets me off every time. The sensation after using the device is like that of a massage — my skin reeling from the attention and nerves forced into relaxation after being stimulated with such intensity.

The tag line of Hustler toys is, “Relax It’s Just Sex.” I couldn’t agree more. Get your Mini Mistress Massager and start relaxing from www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount on many items, plus all the free goodies mentioned earlier.

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Symphony Massager – A Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 18:35:08 +0000

Symphony Massager (Adam & Eve Item #R528, $29.95)

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The Symphony Massager has five vibration patterns that the manufacturer equates to dance moves. The “moderate” is your basic low buzz, the “intense” is a high buzz, and “tango”, “quickstep”, and “samba” offer varying pulsing patterns. The velvety, soft plastic toy is waterproof, 7.5 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. From reviewing toys I have learned that I am a girl who digs the steady vibrations that can increase in intensity. Pulsing patterns are distracting to me. So even though others are offered I stick to the “moderate” and “intense” settings. Another distracting point when playing with vibes is how much noise they make. The Symphony Massager is more on the loud side, even when hidden under blankets. However, I can forgive its lack of quietness for its ergonomically curved design.

The one button controller on the arch of the Massager can rest on your pubic bone and the slope runs along your labia. The toy is long enough so that my thighs can hold the Massager in place. And then you can be hands free and you all know what that can mean. The options are endless.

My favorite way to use the Symphony Massager is nestling the toy in between my legs while on my belly. With other vibrators maintaining the “right” position while trying to give a blowjob, or make any movements really, can be cumbersome. But because of the curved design and length of the Massager I was able to keep the vibrator right on point. Although not a super quiet toy, the Symphony Massager gives a comforting feeling like hot tea on a winter night. After a long day, I just want to snuggle and ride my Symphony Massager, sometimes alone, and sometimes with a cock in my mouth.

Get your Symphony Massager or another sexy treat from www.adamandeve.com/miaontop and receive a 50% discount, plus all the free goodies mentioned earlier.

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Tongue Vibe – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:46:35 +0000

Tongue Vibe Item (Adam & Eve# F150, $39.95)

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I like little things, like little vibrators and I love giving head. Therefore I thought the Tongue Vibe would be a perfect combination of two of my favorite things: a small vibe that can be slipped onto your tongue to enhance oral sex.

The Tongue Vibe boasts that it is a dual speed, quiet, powerful, glow-in-the-dark, non-metallic, non-latex, non-allergenic, and phthalate free vibrator. All of these characteristics are true. However, the bit about wearing this vibrator on your tongue while giving oral was near impossible.

I rolled my tongue to place it through the loop and as soon as I flattened my tongue, the vibe fell off. I tried several times. Trying to keep the vibe centered on my tongue was like trying to balance a spoon on your nose. Whenever I got the vibe steady and centered, I moved towards his cock, and then the toy fell off. The whole thing felt a little silly.

The instructions read that the vibe can be attached to more than just the tongue. So I attached both vibes to his cock and he fucked me for a bit. But because the vibe lay along his shaft and not perpendicular to it, I couldn’t get great clit stimulation from the vibrations; it just felt distracting.

Determined to find a good use for this toy, we experimented some more. Plus I wanted to get back to giving him head. I placed the vibes on my pointer and middle finger and massaged my cheek while slowly sucking the shaft of my male case study. Yes. This is the right use for this toy. I liked the cheek massage and he enjoyed the soft waves that pulsated through my mouth to him. It wasn’t long before he came.

I recommend this toy be used as a finger vibe rather than a tongue vibe. Also, it is easy to remove the plastic holder (as shown in the photo) and use the vibe in a variety of ways. The Tongue Vibrator is a powerful little vibe, just not best used on the tongue.

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Mini Love Bullet – A Sex Toy Review

Mia Martina — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:39:51 +0000

Mini Love Bullet (Adam & Eve Item #A694, $9.95)

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As soon as I took the Mini Love Bullet out of it’s plastic, I had to try it out. Measuring a mere 2.25″ with one on/off button and colored lavender, the toy is sweet and non-threatening. I pushed the button a couple times and nothing happened. When I opened the bullet, I found a protective sheet used to keep the batteries fresh. (Oh!) Once removed, and the bullet was reconnected, I pushed the button and was taken aback by the strong vibrations pulsing from the little thing.

I plunged the Love Bullet below my waistline. The silky smoothness of the vibrator kissed my freshly waxed pussy and my body unfurled into the sudden and direct arousal. I love this new toy, I thought.

Too small for penetration (and btw not recommended for anal play), I kept the Mini Love Bullet to the outside of my pussy, stroking it up and down, and then I held it directly over the shaft of my hood. I came hard.

The Mini Love Bullet is packed with a strong and steady punch and although it is not “whisper quiet” as described on the package, the vibrating whirl is a low moan compared to high pitched whine of other vibrating toys.

One of the nicest features about the Mini Love Bullet is that it is compact and waterproof. The toy is easy to clean off and can tuck away in your shower amongst shampoo bottles and cleansers. I keep mine next to the soap for easy access and a nice reminder to give myself some love and to share the love.

While giving my man a blowjob in the shower, I held the Love Bullet at the base of his cock, while I tickled the tip with my tongue. I ran the vibrator along his shaft and then against my cheek while my mouth engulfed his cock. The toy was easy to glide around and he loved the sensation.

He said, “I feel like my cock is having an acid trip.”

Who doesn’t want to experience giving or receiving that?

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