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Tongue Vibe — A Sex Toy Review

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Published: March 19, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: Adam & Eve, blow job, sex toy review, sex toys, vibrator

Tongue Vibe Item (Adam & Eve# F150, $39.95)

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I like little things, like little vibrators and I love giving head. Therefore I thought the Tongue Vibe would be a perfect combination of two of my favorite things: a small vibe that can be slipped onto your tongue to enhance oral sex.

The Tongue Vibe boasts that it is a dual speed, quiet, powerful, glow-in-the-dark, non-metallic, non-latex, non-allergenic, and phthalate free vibrator. All of these characteristics are true. However, the bit about wearing this vibrator on your tongue while giving oral was near impossible.

I rolled my tongue to place it through the loop and as soon as I flattened my tongue, the vibe fell off. I tried several times. Trying to keep the vibe centered on my tongue was like trying to balance a spoon on your nose. Whenever I got the vibe steady and centered, I moved towards his cock, and then the toy fell off. The whole thing felt a little silly.

The instructions read that the vibe can be attached to more than just the tongue. So I attached both vibes to his cock and he fucked me for a bit. But because the vibe lay along his shaft and not perpendicular to it, I couldn’t get great clit stimulation from the vibrations; it just felt distracting.

Determined to find a good use for this toy, we experimented some more. Plus I wanted to get back to giving him head. I placed the vibes on my pointer and middle finger and massaged my cheek while slowly sucking the shaft of my male case stuffy. Yes. This is the right use for this toy. I liked the cheek massage and he enjoyed the soft waves that pulsated through my mouth to him. It wasn’t long before he came.

I recommend this toy be used as a finger vibe rather than a tongue vibe. Also, it is easy to remove the plastic holder (as shown in the photo) and use the vibe in a variety of ways. The Tongue Vibrator is a powerful little vibe, just not best used on the tongue.

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The Office 2: A XXX Parody — A DVD Review

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Published: March 13, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: Adam & Eve, DVD review, foreplay, masturbation, oral sex, porn

“The Office 2: A XXX Parody” DVD (Adam & Eve Item #M756, $24.95)

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Because I enjoyed the first parody so much, I had to check out the sequel and it did not let me down. Returning to this genius parody is Ashlynn Brooke (Michelle), Gianna Michaels (Candy), James Deen (Jimmy) and Dane Cross (Dwayne). Joining the crew is Sadie West (Sam), Nika Noir (Kylie), Jenny Hendricks (Kara), Randy Spears (Reed), Mr. Marcus (Stan), and Dino Bravo (Dave). The premise and interludes had me laughing just like the first one.

When Michelle is called to headquarters for her yearly review, she fears getting a corporate whip lashing. So she makes a video to demonstrate her dedication to employee happiness at Dinder Muffin. Here are the highlights:

Monday, Candy and Stan: inter-racial hard and fast fucking, serious deep throating, she’s a laugher and likes to bounce. Watching her naturally large boobs make fast and furious circles made my clit skip a beat.
Tuesday, Sam and Jimmy: It’s all about her pleasure in this one: clit rubbing, ass rimming, head giving, she’s a panter, and not a faker. Seeing her orgasm is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. It’s not one of those “did she come?” guessing games. He works for her pleasure and she climaxes more than once.
Wednesday, Kylie and Reed: multi-tasking a blowjob and rubbing one out for herself.
Thursday, Michelle and Dwyane: They coo and fuck and she fixes his nuts.
Friday, Kara and Dave: upside down face fucking with saliva a plenty, corona popping, and the 69. Everything after that is a bit of a bore.

In this weekly recap Monday and Tuesday were my favorite days. And there is more of Tuesdays vixen Sadie West in the bonus features. Hotness.

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The Original Venus Butterfly — A Sex Toy Review

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Published: March 6, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: Adam & Eve, foreplay, masturbation, sex toy review

The Original Venus Butterfly (Adam & Eve Item # K526, $24.95)

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The Venus Butterfly was one of the first sex toys I purchased back in my late teens. Over the years I have burned through many of these hand free vibrators, but the California Exotics ones have always lasted the longest. How have I burned through so many? Overheated the little things. The Venus Butterfly comes with little instruction, but I have determined that the vibrator should not be kept on full speed for longer than half an hour. It has been a couple years since I have owned a pair of these “vibrating panties,” so I was thrilled to get my hands on this one. Then, as I tried to put the Venus Butterfly on, I remembered the difficulty. Where do the straps go? What is the little extra thingy for? Does this strap go here or here?

Here is a photo taken of the Venus Butterfly right after use. See those two straps at the bottom? They wrap around your thigh and the top strap wraps around your waist. Seems to be totally logical, but it can get confusing once attached to your body. I fastened the one strap around my thigh and then I looked in total uncertainty at the other straps dangling from my leg. Which one goes where?

While working to adjust the unattached leg strap, I somehow unbuttoned the strap from the butterfly. Now there were several empty clasps and I wasn’t sure which one went to which. I looked to the box for help, but I couldn’t be bothered to study the one diagram on the back. I threw the box to the side. I was going to have to figure this one out on my own. So I compared the one strap to the other and after a minute I determined what needed to go where. Once the leg straps where in place, the waist strap was easy to hook together.

The frustrating minute or so it took me to get the Butterfly attached was as familiar as was the vibration that buzzed the entire length of my pussy. It felt great to have my hands free to do other things other than hold a vibrator. I loved how snug the Venus Butterfly rested against my body. The low-to-high vibration is controlled on a slider fashioned on both sides of the remote and the speed variation is nicely designed. The Butterfly may not the quietest vibrator, but it might just be the girliest, and I love it for that. Having a pink vibrator attached to me makes me feel sexy, feminine, and in control of my pleasure. But I don’t always have to be the one holding the control. This can be used in a variety of ways in varying positions. Think of the possibilities when you had over the remote and get on all fours. Yummy.

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Episode 23 — Chasing Tail

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Published: February 27, 2010Posted in: PodcastTags: jealousy, lesbian, love, lust, open relationship, Podcast

Seduction, desire, and destruction in P***y City.

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Kiss and Tell Reading Series

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Published: February 15, 2010Posted in: NewsTags: Abiola Abrams, Kiss and Tell, Madame X, reading, relationship, sex

The reading has been rescheduled to 3/16 due to weather issues. Come see me then.

I will be reading something naughty at Abiola Abrams reading series on February 16th. The event is free and runs from 7-10pm at Madame X — 94 West Houston in NYC.

More Kiss and Tell events details here.

Abiola interviewed me for The Examiner. Read here to find out what is the sexiest thing I have done for somebody and vice versa.

Other readers for the Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday celebration include:
Twanna Hines of The Funky Brown Chick
Therese Shechter of Trixie Films
Modern Courtesan Yolanda Shoshana
Comic David Lester
Boy Butter creator Eyal Feldman
Lesbian Activist and Writer Renair Amin
Danielle Henderson of Knotty Yarn
Singing duo Sabrina and Giorgio
Katie AKA Lost Plum
Ceborah Gregory of CheetahRama

10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator — A Sex Toy Review

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Published: February 13, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: Adam & Eve, foreplay, masturbation, sex toy review, sex toys, sexuality

10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator (Adam & Eve #Item K709)

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Enter “miaontop” at checkout and receive a 50% discount on most any item. And on orders placed through Valentine’s Day, you will also receive Adam & Eve’s Romance Kit for FREE. The kit includes a toy for him, a special massager for her and a little something we know you’ll both enjoy! And to top it off you will also receive a FREE adult DVD and FREE shipping on your entire order!

I was expecting a lot from the Remote Control Bullet. The 10 different pulsation patterns didn’t intrigue me as much as the remote control feature. The idea that my partner could control when I would got buzzed from as far away as 25 feet filled me with excitement. I started thinking about all the different scenarios we can use this toy.

I tested the vibe to make sure it worked. The pulsations felt good in my hand. The toy is made out of the same “touch coating” as my previously reviewed Mini Love Bullet, which is one of my favorite vibes. Like the Mini Bullet, the Remote Control Bullet is phthalates free and waterproof. Love that.

Once I inserted the Bullet, I handed the remote to my male case study. He likes things with buttons and immediately starting pushing the controller that varies the pulsations. The vibration is not terribly strong and did not jolt me with its power. This may or may not be a good thing for some people. I like a strong vibe for my clit, but prefer milder internal vibration stimulation.

Sure enough the remote control worked up to 25 feet away. The buzz traveled through rooms, closed doors, my jeans, and my panties. It is not completely silent, but only emits a low drone. If in a loud environment the toy would not be heard at all. I couldn’t distinguish between the pulsations patterns, but in the end it didn’t matter. I was more turned on by the control my case study had than the actual sensation of the Bullet. He had great timing of when to turn the Bullet on and off.

This toy was definitely good for foreplay, but without other sexual activity, I found it hard to reach an orgasm from the Bullet alone. It is a fun toy to pack in your purse and play with in public. The anticipation of when the button will be pushed is the true eroticism of the Remote Control 10 Function Bullet.

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Communicating an Open Relationship Workshop

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Published: February 9, 2010Posted in: NewsTags: open relationship, sex party, sex party single female, sex party/couple, Shag, swingers, swinging, workshop

I will be teaching a class at Shag, a new sexy shop in Williamsburg, Brooklyn on Thursday March 25th. Following is the class description. For details on location and pricing and to reserve a spot, head to http://weloveshag.com or click here.

What is an open relationship? How do you know if you want one? How can you be most successful in one?

Learn the basics on how to communicate your needs and how to be open to the needs of your partner. I will discuss the myths surrounding open relationships (“doesn’t that mean you can cheat and get away with it?”) as well as strategies for successful open relationships. I will share from her personal experiences of experimenting with different types of non-monogamy as well as her professional researching and writing.

This class is appropriate to people who are just considering an open relationship, couples already in one, and singles looking to swing with a couple. You will learn about what makes a relationship open, the varying types of open relationships, the questions to ask yourself and your partner(s), and the tools to maintain a loving relationship.

Bring an open mind. You will be surprised by what you discover.

Ultimate Stroker Beads — A Sex Toy Review

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Published: February 6, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: Adam & Eve, foreplay, oral sex, sex, sexuality

Ultimate Stroker Beads (Adam & Eve Item #A970 $9.95)

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I was a little misled by the name of this product. I thought the Ultimate Stroker Beads would be a great male masturbator toy. Then I read the box and I realized it was more of a cock ring than masturbator. My male case study has not used a cock ring and he was hesitant about this one. I thought it would be his style being that he used to wear a beaded chain fan pull as a bracelet. When I reminded him of this, a smile crept over his face. He said he would try the toy out.
We were in a bit of a quickie situation; we had to be at a dinner party in less than an hour. Going for the sure fire techniques that we’ve mastered we got each other ramped up. Then he reached for it — The Ultimate Stroker Beads.
“I thought I would put it on,” I said and reached for his cock. But it was too late. He was leashed up. His cock looked pretty hot all fancied up.
“What’s it like to stroke yourself with it on?” I asked.
It was delicious to watching his fist wrap about the beaded portion of his cock. However, it did not feel so good for him. One stroke up and then back down and he was done with that.
“That hurts. I have a better idea on how to use it,” he said and pulled my legs in the air. He positioned The Beads at the base of his cock and brought his tip to my labia. He ran the head of his cock up and down my lips like he knows I like.
“What do the Beads feel like? Is it working like a cock ring? You know that the cock ring is supposed to suppress the blood flowing to the cock, which makes for a longer and stronger orgasm.”
“Yeah. I know. We’re not writing the review now. No more questions,” he commanded.
“Sorry,” I said. The last syllable was dragged out into a moan — he was inside of me.
The deeper he drove, the more the beads come in contact with my clit. A-Ha. Maybe this was the true gem of this toy. I like it.
I will leave the rest of our sex to your imagination. But here are some final thoughts about the toy.

The Ultimate Stroker Beads:
• didn’t work so well as a masturbator or a cock ring. The beading is too hard for stroking and the elasticity too lose to really restrict the blood flow like a cock ring.
• worked really well as a fun experiment. It was enjoyable to try something new that will not break the bank.
• felt good on our genitalia because we were mostly hairless. If not hairless, I think hair would get caught in the elastic beading.
• is great for a bit of extra external stimulation for her.

Because he said it didn’t feel like anything in particular to have it on and because I think he looks hot wearing it and I like the way it feels, you can bet we will be using this one again.

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Roller Dollz — A DVD Review

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Published: January 30, 2010Posted in: ReviewTags: Adam & Eve, bisexual, blow job, costumes, dildo, DVD review, foreplay, lesbian, masturbation, oral sex

Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Item #H572, $34.95)

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A big smile came across my face when the opening sequence of Roller Dollz began. I love ladies roller derby so the idea of watching roller derby themed porn excited me. Roller Dollz did not disappoint. The plot is loosely based around a championship between The Pin-Ups, The Bitch & Moaners, and The Skool Ghoulz. Interlaced between the skating competitions is lots of sex.

Here are the highlights of the 247-minute movie:

Scene 1: Locker room shower, standing symmetrical fucking, and missed spit.
Scene 2: Lezzie love, a blackened eye, and fun music track.
Scene 3: “Let’s go on a cock hunt,” honkey tonk, and in-skate fucking.
Scene 4: Fun champagne on titties intro, wet, luscious, and sexy, all girl.
Scene 5: Slutty savior, first David Lynch-esque dream sequence, and naked floor routine.
Scene 6: Quickie before practice and in-skate uniformed head bang fucking.
Scene 7: “Unwritten roles of roller derby,” referee seduction, and blackmail photos.
Scene 8: Flickering neon pool light effect, toile, and a bouncing tram stamp.
Scene 9: Blackmail return-to-sender, cock face slapping, and real pierced tits.
Scene 10: Watching the cheaters, post-cum fucking, and a bust.
Scene 11: Derby fight turned orgy on the rink.

The last scene and the ladies love fest of Scene 4 are my favorite. The DVD is long, but who says you have to watch the entire flick in one viewing? Pick your favorite scene and even pick your favorite positions; the disk menu divides each scene by positions. I was so turned on and inspired by Roller Dollz that I laced up my own skates and got fucking.

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